Show Walter Winchell Winthell ON BROADWAY R 0 A D WAY Copyright 1932 by I Dolly Dally Mirror Inc Suicide Room I live Jive in a suicide room High over Washington Square Where the sun comes in every morningTo morning morning- morningTo To see if Im I'm still there And the moon looks in every evening In the stealth of or its silver barrage And chuckles and lingers a moment loment To wish me mc a bon hon voyage And all through the thc day theres there's a south wind That darts through my muddled domain And it tags me mc and turns me inc and whispers- whispers Why go on with the pain Yet down clown in my heart theres there's a clamor To lUc live and to laugh and to sin But the sun and the thc moon and the south wInd Are stronger than I and I-and and they win Q e e 0 Good bating Richy Craig Jr has been giving a quarter every day for the past two weeks to a crippled beggar who stations himself at and Broadway Alter having been out o oi town for a day he approached the fellow the following afternoon and gave him his regular donation Thanks very much Mr Craig the cripple said but you know you jOU owe me from yesterday Craig smiled reached leached into his pocket and findIng findIng finding find- find Ing only a dime chirped Well this Is all Ive I've got I guess Ill I'll have to owe you yoi 15 cents until to tomorrow to- to morrow Oh that's okay okayed the beggar your credits credit's good with me mc S I 0 Things are in in so bad a state at the burlesk houses avers Al waltz that they're extending the runways into the street so the gals wont won't get lonesome 0 S 0 Add Ud Nod Men According to Art Jarretts Jarrett's public relations counsel counsel coun coun- sd sel the following conversation between two Holly- Holly woodmen O was overheard in the Astor lobby Ive I ve been made a third assistant director to to- to day daj Yes Yes 0 0 0 Idle Thought ht If IC I were kin king Id I'd wash the necks necks Of thirteen olds who ho prate on sex 0 0 Pirates The miserable condition of the theater is not benefited any by bj the latest type of pirate who has entered the parasitical ranks ot of Broadway During a matinee performance of Of or 01 Thee I J Sing last week weck an observer counted six stenographers making making mak mak- making ing verbatim notes of the lines spoken on the stage rhe purpose or of these notes i if you haven't guessed already Is for the reproduction of the better parts ot the show at summer hotels and camps throughout the east cast And without payment of or royalties of or course During the last two months 16 performances of or Of Thee I Sing alone were given by amateur groups In the Adirondack and Ca Catskill mountain areas Many of the pirates are arc brazen enough to use the original title of the play However one employed his own originality injected two of or the song hits from The Cat and the Fiddle and ad advertised advertised advertised ad- ad the production under the title Sweet Land Landof of Liberty 0 OK With Geo OK With Me l D. D L. L Snyder of New Haven Conn Joins me In calling Mr Hoovers Hoover's attention to an excerpt from froma a contract which George Washington made with his Mount V gardener It Tt as T-as stipulated that in addition to his annual wage the fellow was to be given four dollars at Christmas with which he may be drunk for four days and four nights two dollars at Easter to effect ef effect effect ef- ef the same purpose two dollars at Whitsuntide to be drunk for two days das a dram in the morning and a drink of grog at dinner at noon But how about a little qua quaff every now and then 0 0 0 Bitter Sweet To hell with men she fiercely said said sald- And crept into her lonely bed I hate the lying brutes she cried Then sobbed and moaned and tossed kissed and sighed She lay awake till nearly dawn She cursed them while the night nigh t sped on Then wearily she closed her eyes eyes eyes- And slept slept and and dreamt of or several guys Dorothy Gulman |