Show Column ol of Strays ys n n. l II i mW DIM at th m Las you miss the last car tomorrow to to- I IF morrow morrow night you'll youn catch it when you get home ff Ie if Jf This means one of two things Either that the basket bas ket ball season will soon be I here or that the precious child fell feil into poetry What has just been said I-i I H. H H H. Buckwalter o ot of the Klein Kleine Picture company says he got the broke broke the other day But armed with a large potato he went to dinner at the Newhouse se anyway He had everything from s s. s to n. n and was given the check He handed the potato to the cashier She weighed it and gave him back in I ft a V jc Valuable dog that V Yes es Hardware H dog What I Every time I kick him he makes Takes a abolt abolt abolt bolt for forthe the door i ONLY TO THE COURAGEOUS I I The heirs of all the earth Us said Shall be the mild land and meek Who smile smite at ever every slap of of fate And turn the other cheek Who meet with nonresistance the Encroachments of the strong And never raise their voi voices vokes es to Denounce a single wrong They may inherit all the world The saying may b be neat But tl they'll eyll never get possession Of a a moving picture seat 0 5 it I 1 I 1 1 I II I II I I I I 1 oft I DAILY THOUGHT I Some men think the outside of or ofa ora a saloon Is IB the wrong side T oft o 0 T FABLE Once upon a tyme there thero was a politician who made a lot of promises before election and saw that they went through after he was elected Mrs Hen Irvingham entertained entertained enter enter- tamed the thre three e back rows at atThe atThe The uThe Idle Hour theatre last evening by telling what was going going going go go- ing to happen next net on the screen The fellow who pans a show the loudest usually got in on a pass V I S I M oc UNSOLVED MYSTERIES Why is I. it a a candidate spends getting elected to aJob Job that pays pay 1500 a year sic K We desire to take this means of ot expressing expressing ex ex- pressing our ourS thanks to to- all aU those who assisted in any way during the de death deth th of ot our beloved wife and mother Chrystal mother Chrystal Falls Mich Diamond Drill |