Show Protection I a cy Were We're t thrilled th announce announcement ment that the th p police pollet Ilci department f. f a ment In In Intend tend find to to open two new substations ones one one- ne' ne in irr Su rhoul and aId d the tha other In a fir fira station dation on an Thirteenth East Aft After Ct r nil all we ve think t fire station Is just Juat th the tho proper place foe or a a. p po n Fire stations you u. u know are places e yo you sit nd around and play pinochle pinochle- and ond then elide ell o down downa down downa a a. polo 1010 when tho the belt bell rings But tho Id idea rot of having extra protection pro pro- Around at all times times' gives us' us js a o. warm arm feeling of oC B security the the came security in fa fact t we t feel l when en cro coasting coasting- down don the Uio initial dip of ot a 11 railway now However er it shows hows Salt JI ke Is getting really reilly date up-to-date with IUt these h a auxiliary police stations Now ow that th they y have hao solved this long pressing need for tor more cops cops' cops and places pl ces to put them there thera aro are but two tuo things left eft to todo do in Salt ait Lake On Ono Ona of those tho it i. a to stop top the crime wave and the other oth Is II to find out how to stop atop it It Jt isn't that wo dont don't think re remarkable To- To progress has hns been bec made in abolishing crime and law Jaw aw violation l In n Salt Lake but then theres there's the now-found now enigma of at noise in the tho which wilt will lt viola 1011 violation city soon loon be e a I. I law tion in itself luelf And that's that where our security vanishes for with the establishment of or the thern two new nes' police stations ther there's theres s 's no telling when a cOp will wUl walk up behind you OU if It your youre walk walk- Ing ng down tho the street streel whistling to yourself and nd turn turn- you over ocr for tor VIolation yb- yb lation of ot section w may whatever be bc com compiled ordinances of Salt Lake City S And If It you happen n to bo be walking around rubber rubber heels heels beela on your shoes it might be b that you OU will bo be picked licked up and stuck in the tho jug for tor on on the law Jaw It seems before longwell be b. hayIng hay hay- hayng ng Ing police stations station on every corner to watch for noises that might leak Ink out in Ui the middle of the night With thi hie thia system of making a new nw ordinance ordinance nance ance every ever time time the crime situation gets geb pretty welt clear cleared d up there are just that many new waves of crime to battle But Its It's warming to note the tho police i department nt itself has contributed i to alleviating noise in the city by by- providing pro tho the traffic cops on street corners with little turntables on which they easU easily turn around without without without with with- out tamping stamping ta their f et and cr creating u un no 10 end of or disturbance Listen Listen-In 1 n I II I Ho How can cnn anyone be lonely With so many many folks folies around Why do their merry voices Make such a a. hollow sound l' l Why dont don't my heart respond To th the of friends Wh Why dont don't I ju Just lt be thankful And nd take r fate sends s1 Why am am I always listening For ti a voice I cant can't forget Why cons conscious lous of ot a longing by an anyone a ono as aa yet Why hy Wh am I always lonely lon ly And sometimes awfully blue Why cant can't t I find tho the wave length Of Ot Mation YOU rOU S A ANN HOWE HOVE Bashful Babies I It took us a little bit by surprise the he oth other r day when we picked up the he paper and saw uw a headline WHITE HOUSE TO HEAR OF BABIES As As if a big grown up president didn't know the ti-is stork brings beings babies what little things slip sUp by some saIne of ot these big statesmen tOW now and then Were Yora expecting nt at an any nom mom moment nt now to hear henr that someone Is s going into conference with the president n to tell teU him tho the story of or the o bears But maybe mabe were we're a 3 little premature for Cor that thaI right nO now Hell He'll probably hear bear enough bear blar stories stones when tho short session of ot congress 5 convenes And to think the president summoned summoned sum sum- summoned some som three thousand special ids t tp to the White House just to discuss the hazards of being a baby Why even oven the smallest tot knows the he hazards of being a baby But perhaps the president never was a smell tot so he wouldn't know about those hose things It H seems uncanny that the president prest- prest I dent would call can such a conference at this time when hen hell he'll probably run runor for or reelection lIon next term and as everyone knows one of ot the biggest handicaps of or b being ln a a. bab baby is 18 to be picked nicked up and kissed d by a candidate for or president That will wilt shatter chatter Mr Hoovers Hoover's chances right there But lets let's see nee tho the hazards of or being a baby are aro man many First and foremost foremost foremost fore fore- most there thero Is tho the hazard 1 of or eng being born or of or not being born as us you ou wish That's That always a a a. hazard An any baby must negotiate But after all ma maybe bo like liko one of or those mental mental men nen- tal tab hazards like they ha o ha o in golf golt and tho to father usually i is 15 faced with this on tho the natal day Then another hazard nard is i. the Ladies Ladies' Aid society which perhaps is il the biggest hazard any kid has to face And then theres there's the and all the other relatives and a host of others too numerous to mention We think we Wc see ee a a. hidden motive behind d this conference Mr Hoover has called In spite of ot all his Jils Holl probably try to have all kids kid a born to bo be Republicans In InI Inthe inthe the future ut rt ART DECK I |