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Broadway toro store the tho other day a it hard lIard t to to- find what you jou OU vant wl when en you are aro ro shopping one woman oman said sad to another as ns tho the mob s surged through the tho aisles lil say it Is 15 so her coi companion responded and es cs especially when you OU dont don't know what you want MAYBELLE 5 S S SA A Massachusetts professor said that women aro are feminizing th the nation There must b be some lome reason why men smoke ciga at nt that STATE STREET SADIE S 5 S Come on gang Another good show is prom prom- for next week at the Playhouse by by Manager Charlie Clogs logston Clogston o 1 And dont don't forget hat that ohe one of our g gang ng is going to get two tic tickets ets to th the theatre theatre the the- atre next week for that show One of our ur i is 5 gO going ng to s 's see e Diane Esmonde Wand ind her playmates in ill Th Baby Cyclone Cydon this week We saw We-saw saw it last night and mid you yon youcan youcan can take ake it from us it is is' built for 1 laughing g in p purposes r oses only 1 C Competition om n I A bunch of ot the boys bos were whooping hoopIng r rIn it up In heM hoM l saloon saloon- N No o that's the tho wron wrong sto story But there thero was a n. crowd down clown at the ho house l last st night ht trying l S' S tp mako themselves reel feel Important by engaging in an ni Intricate and Intricate and otherwise other other- wise discussion of ot literature Said d B B. Roland Lewis tho big comma and conJ conjunction man at th the UnIversIty Of at Utah I I like liko Franklins Franklin's course oJ on Shakespeare Ho brings brIngs' things home to you that you OU never saw aW before Chortles emanated from the seat seato o- o occupied by on ono of ot his hIs st students dentE Huh I Ive I've got a 1 1 laundryman 0 as asgood asgood good a ai as that FAIR COED CODD i e Newspapers and gas are arc being manufactured d. d out ut of ot cornstalks and 7 out of ot the grain raIn and we wo DV that the only thing left is Is' for ot som ne rio to find something that utilized utilized how now ow to be used in makl making coffins Wiy y rIx EX SMITH I f v |