Show There Th ro 15 ia j jUst juit lt ono no place Where those thoe going in inland tho tho going o out t of f buI business can mc e to mutual advantage ad ad- d. d vantage says Os the i h t. t M Maybo they meant r revolving door doon I Little idi Salt Lake Life S Thin Is Js Elmer Busybody c Y y Eliner is the he b best st known man In town You ant cant tell him a anything that thai he lie doesn't already V f f 1 f know S S Elmer th Is Jl ji h C V or of tho League tot for j ci 1 I the Suppression sl n fl J Ot ot Leagues u 5 for forc or Suppression of II c I Everything th tho I. 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S B Betty Uy Hare Gives s' s S Some Advice Question H He Ho ls lisa Ion one awn away from my broken heart S. S S To another flower lowet gay nl Ills love 6 wa was vs but a 8 passing I larK larI r And lasted b but ut t the she da day II lie has left heft m cr in silence drear drcar All joy All joy from froni rom me has fled Among f the memories th that pear ear Sweet words that he lie has said raid I r cannot live theres there's nothing left or heart e 1 rt and mind l I rein in bereft t. Sh Shall all I J plunge a knife into my y heart H Jf AI And d quickly I from rain this life I depart S S 'S HOP Answer For forget l him 1 maid Ign ro hIs hIs' birth many ln men n ariett left Oh on earth Vaste not our life In Ina your Itc a vain n. n 5 5 Us l-Us Us J Is no los loss 5 vas ito but dr dross S 'S S Go Co find another swain I A I. r. r SOCRATES OCR T S. S 5 I S S f AH LOVE LOVE- LOVES S I i a. a tJ r real s1 c claim a m to fame am t Oh oil really i have ave bave my wire wife an and T I. I r persons are U-O. willing to to tomake tomake make So many want to win the plaudits of oC tho tilO tn multitude Bu Sin But I c come m to you J st- st ly Jy f e and h humbly submit that bat no no min hian man or woman has 4 I. I greater t r claim to fame than have I I and I an and 1 my my wife S For my my wife vIte an and 1 I have ha reached the tho Ideal married sta stale f I Veri Verily we ye ha Oh I. I know ao so many cay ay that So many try so d desperately sper t ly to mak make make- tho world orld be be be- lieve lIe y Are happily married Th rC are ar are those t h who will quarrel quarrel- bitterly while dr dressing l to go o out t cut but cuth but when h she Jl th they y venture ventur tur forth J Into to the tho sweet 1 Ir thc they are area areas areas a as lovable able and ald twittering as two O birds Only ari an example friends only an nn exal example pie S SS S But not eo- eo with my 10 and me ne For we have reached d that fd Ideal idea l married state We e ehne haVe I shout It W 1 tp tho skie VE y My wife no longer ong r worried about the J shape chape and e c sl of ot orm m m nose hose and feet cot and I l no longer wor ry whether she he does docs or n not t BENEDICT S 5 5 5 r 5 S Welcome Home A successful sf l' l lm m man n Is ls one one who Is quoted on things he ho doesn't know kno- an anything t S ln abo about t. t u J. STATE STATI STREET SADIE S. S 5 5 MAIN STREET LOGS LOG S salt Lakers ha haya revived re 1 an ait old ald if sort ort along alon tp its it's particularly good sport r rt on these i mornings 1 15 and evenings when c tho the i smokes smoke's l hanging J w 5 try tn It Jt some time guess if It there ther are arc people copl on the other tilde tilde-of the tue street i ft or r what shadowy mo mo i in Ing In- shapes es a over ar r there are it keeps your mind off oft that smoke tickling sensation In yo your r thoat The Tho city ha has a heart the chief 1 r found that ou out t ii dc- dc v spite wll whisperings In jn l his s car lr that tho th cold coM e eastern estern t rn spirit was spirit was Tyas cr Creeping ep g In In a 30 little irl not riot mor more more- than r 5 6 years old W was lS sitting Bitting In front ota storo a i big blE pot of or artificial flo st oc d in front f t her 11 i a big man 1 stopped and asked hie her what hat Was M the matter mattor S. S i 1 bijj no ns answer er soon a arod rod crowd d Cather gathered d. d t r others OU s r asked o- o T bu but t stilt sUU no answer J someone e volunteered ered Cant sell cell her hel loers If she she- was was soon sold Bold I o out t but it ne neer never er said cald a word rd 4 S 4 wish I could have ha seeli IIer tier her when Bb got ot home i Like stepping Heres Here's the best t too t. t teasers heard henr 1 around round thieve these parts part In Jn the the Cite 1 last 1st few tew days S SOn Song ni of ot Siberia Heard jeard ar this one ove didn't catch the or nam l but ut It IL helps some t to dispel dip l 1 that tired feeling when th 1 radios radio's on Oh Baby Oh baby biby Its It's ls a asure a. a sure liUre euro CUM for foi th blues blue as aa as played 1 by 3 Claude l Tavern band ore Jt ri a sup superheated superheated super super- r- r heated number from So Th la la is lIeG Cc Ukulele Iko Jko sing It over tr tha tho radio last Jast night Ic 11 also alo 5 1 It sings it itIn In tho pl picture t Jr Low liow Thc ns take talo ono out of oC the mediocre blu blues bhue s class clan S 1 55 5 5 Ono One tiling thIn tInt thit the tho pr present sent football foot foot- foot foot- ball bail reason shows us is t no matter how hard they thet try how and nearly they arc u at at- It thA lu lc and will be r i popular pul r a as th tim fere Jr gren m- m n- n back S SMITH S S I q S |