Show J f m rn I tJ 1 OWN I. I J Harries Harries' Friend Jake fake m make these wicked I hoo hooch hooch- I Ill 11 hounds quake The Thc The sheriff boldly cried cried Jd d thC then he called calle his hs trusty truty Jake co ro come unto his side L i tw oW w Jake said sad he please pease se buy for forme formeA me meA of mustang A cas case cae gin 0 get t these villains up a tree treen And n run the whole bunch in n. n I Tie flit 4 eager gager bootleg king king did thrill thrill thrill- 1 He made a luscious sale Tte Th e county's money oney paid the bill billAnd billAnd And then then then-he ha went to to jail I But lut ah The court caid cald Nix uNix on I that I Cause everything aint Jake I IBen Ben Harr Harries es' es framed this lowdown 1 trap And Ad liberty's at sta stake e. e The rite sheriff helped induce a crime A pill that's hard to take I z Ill Il give oivo em freedom all the tho time And Md everything is J Jake ke I Keen eyed bird dashed i into to office yesterday announcing startling discovery Said Sad he ho found traces of pavement at crossing of Second Second Sec See on ond South and Main Iain streets Scientists are are- arenow now reported to be eagerly awaiting eclipse so that they can take pictures are expected to disprove disprove dis dis- dis- dis prove this t theory eory rt r Rumor Enmor that St. St George residents residents resi rest I dents have carried away way pavement pavement pave- pave ment in in form of souvenirs of visit isit to big city strenuously denied I S m Second South and Main l pavement said to be best hole eighteen in Amer Amer- lea ica ca Hours for putting practise practise practise tise now DOW to 3 a a. a m. m to 8 a. a m. m When pavement b becomes comes more sanctified hours will be e increased Late bulletin says ays police arrest two gents for digging worms angle under car tracks of Construction n of bridge over yawning faWning rails demanded by National League of Stumbling P Pedestrians f L IF Four ur rep reported seasick seasick sea seR sick sick in stormy crossing at Second Second Sec See ond South Salt Lake man invents lunch saving pills Hurray for everything I Couplets 0 Of Rh alt all the tho sad words of tongue or orpen orpen orpen pen The saddest are I There goes Big Ben sen S When the preacher an hour doth cloth speak The hard chur church h bench doth doth squeak THE SORROWS OF SADIE Chapter WHAT HAS GONE BEFORE Sadie our heroine has just gust been given n the marry blah blab by a a. chin bewhIskered holdup who ho f Is' Is highly Indifferent as to whether ho he Is a n fit lit fit candidate for heaven We Ve would like to be a n. government engineer and spend a 0 nice vacation In Hawaii inspecting something or other NOW GO ON WITH TIlE THE STORY Hurray hurray Two men ambled amblod down the street repeating this curious formula Sadie Sidle was puzzled Could It be the Fourth of July Well the only thing against It was that It was the twenty-seventh twenty of April Pardon the Intrusion mam mann selle gurgled one of the gentlemen gentlemen gentle gentle- men but could you Inform two troubled wayfarers the tho correct manner of cf eating pickled herring Sadie two or three smiles But she was wary What deep laid plot to rob her of the Russian crown Jewels these men up their sleeve Could It be that they were going to tolay play golf on the tho cuff curt links Sadie softly crooned an I. I W. W W. W hymn Oh mind your own business muttered Sadie finally It was a a. a fitting retort The men were Clearly here was an opponent to put them themon on their mettle This story sounds fishy but today Is Friday We will be back at the old stand with renewed pep Monday |