OCR Text |
Show MUST BELIEVE IT. PRIZE Every Reader Will Concede the Truth of Thie Statement. One who suffers with backache or any form of kidney trouble wants a lasting cure, not merely a temporary benefit, profit by the example . of Rev. J. M. Suffield; 'Of 2179 S. 6th St Lincoln, Nebr., who confirms a report of his cure after several years. "I told in a statement - made for publication in 1900 how Doan'a Kidney Pills had relieved me after other remedies had failed," ald Her. Suffield. "I have no hesitation in confirming that statement now. I have used Doan'a Kidney Pills at various times and they have never failed me." Sold by all dealers. GO cents a box. iToBter-Jlilbur- n Co, Buffalo, N. Y. NOT A WEIGHT LIFTER. BURGLAR REAL BDA THE CRACKING OF PAINT. SWIPES CONSTRICTOR Property Owners by Learning Can Save the Cause. SUFFERS Money POLICE FORCE. OF L08 ANGELES IN FEAR AND TREM-- " Tblinq, ARREST HIM. rompa-noosu- tried!-oln- per-Bo- n audience by exclaiming: "Yes, I have two of 'em." Liverpool Mercury. a Modern Miracle. "I caused the dumb to speak "Well, he lifts that Ave or Biz times CHILD ATE CUTICURA OINTMENT. Spread Whole Box of It on Crackers Not the Least Injury Resulted. The Policeman Speedily Retreated. Cutlcura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet four stalwart members of the Los "My Ihree year old eon and heir, after being put to bed on a trip across the Atlantic, Investigated the stateroom and located a box of graham crackers and a box of Cutlcura Ointment When a search waa made for the box, It was found empty and the kid admitted that he bad eaten the contents of the entire box spread on the crackers. It cured him of a bad cold and I don't know what else." No more conclusive evidence could be offered that every Ingredient of Cutlcura Ointment is absolutely pure, sweet and harmless. If It may be safely eaten by a young child, none but the most beneficial results can be expected to attend Its application to pected to attend its application to even the tenderest skin or youngest Infant a Putter Drug r-.X- Cbem. Corp ng Sola rrops., Boston. w pain pact. "Then yon were not one of Gen. Washington's body servants?" "No, sir. Ill tell you de trufe, sir. I was Jebt one of his field bands." Kansas City JournaL Wine people axe Hamlin Wizard Oil to Ktop pain becauxe tliey know it always Fooliah people try extieri-mentmake good. Auk your druggists about it. a. When a man gives more than a dollar to charity he UHually manages to ' get caught In the act. PE-RU-N- A Angeles police force. The other afternoon the chief of police received a message from Visalla, a suburb. Now Vlsalia has a marshal, but It Is a timid sort of marshal on occasions, one of them being when malefactors of great snakes lock themselves up In their houses and say: "Come get me and snaky." So the marshal of VIsalU telephoned to the chief of police of Iaos Angeles and the chief of police of Los Angeles sent four tried and true members of the force to bring back the snake thief dead or alivj. There was a hurried consultation of bluecoats outside the White residence which resulted In an attack in force, the biggest man leading and the other three bringing up the rear 1& single file, ready to right about face at the first hiss., Policeman No. 1 knocked on th door. .Nothing happened out of the ordinary. White came to the door and asked what was wanted! He asked it, but he addressed four members of the Los Angeles force, who had speedily retreated to the roadway. you steal a snake?" was the , "Did question. "Sure, I stole a snake, a four-foo- t one, or larger," waa the answer. There was a sigh of relief when the thief added that he had sold the snake and did not have it with him. Then the policemen were at home. White waa arrested and brought to Los Angelas, where he awaits the pleasure of the court. HEARS For Cramps la tha Stomach of fits Tears' bunding. "I was troubled with cramps in the stomach for six years. I tried many kinds of medicine, also was treated by three doctors. They said that I had nervous dysI took the medicine for two pepsia. I got sick again and gavt then years, all of getting cured. hope up I saw a testimonial of a man whose case was similar to mine, being cured by Peruna, to thought I would give lj trial. I procured a bottle at once, and commenced taking it. 4 have taken nineteen bottles, and am entirely cured. I believe Peruna is all that is claimed for it." Mrs. J. C. Jamison, 6 1 Marchant 6t., Watson ville.Cal. On Rainy Days A Fish Brand Slicker will keep you dry Aal glvt yes fall vslae U tomfort and long wear 83.00 BDARAWTLTD WATIRPROOf Bold A. ty flnt-ola- Ketailen tits om&try cm Bend for tor TmCaUlogns J. TOWER CO. .rrtWDfr "How was that?" "I was stopped in the street by a beggar with an 'I Am Deaf and Dumb' placard on his breast, and when I expressed the opinion that be was an Impostor be Immediately recivered bis and In vigorous Anglo-Saxospeech "Oh, Jimmie, our pa's been appointme to go to er -- the place requested ed postmaster!" lis doesn't "Good! Now I won't have Iter put that the new theology tells own business and and mind exist, my any stamps on de letters I sends ue'd mind his!" , youse!" He Before Jones got married he used to command a large salary. She And now? He Now he only earns it. His wife commands it! CRY OF DYING FRIEND. Hartford Insurance Man Has an Uv usual Experience. Conn. Hartford, Though nobody ever accused William A. Moore, first of the Phoenix Mutual Life Insurance Company, of being a spiritualist or a member of any of those kindred cults, nevertheless Mr. nt Moore's former Incredulity Is staggering under a remarkable psychological vlHlon and a weird conversation which be thinks he had at the moment that his friend Richard P. Romalne, president and general manager of the Windsor Locks Paper Company, died reMr. Moore Is vainly seeking cently. an explanation of the marvelous phenomenon. Just closing time Mr. Moore, having slgnud his mall, waa dozing on a couch In his private office, when he was suddenly aware of a familiar voice calling appeallngly: "Will! e Will!" n Tongue Twisters. "Tongue twisters are the actor's bane," an actor said. "Lose your bead on the stage, and you are bound to say 'Now Rababbas was a bobber,' for 'Darabbas was a robber.' "On a first night I heard a tragedian refer to the Deity as 'a shoving leopard when he meant 'a loving shep. herd.' !' "You make me a boff and a I once shouted in a tank drama, "My uncle, a divine, concluded an address on the suffrage before a women's club .with the terrible words: 'But I bore you; I nIll cease; I do not wish to address .a lot of beery wenches.' My poor uncle meant 'weary benches.' "I was a duke in a recent problem play, and when my servant asked me one. night if I had any luggage, I replied: 'Only two rags and a bug.'" sky-word- Judging by Size. The Georgians of Augusta are" chuck ling over a new story about Mr. Tart, who drove out one afternoon to see a Georgia planter. The planter's cook, a very old woman, takes no interest In public affairs, and she did not recognize the portly guest "What did you think of that gentle-man- , Martha?" the planter asked, after Mr. Taft had driveji off. "Well, sir," old Martha replied, "I can't say as I saw nothln pertickler about him. He looked to me like the klnd'of man as would be pretty reg'ler to his meals." Louisville Times. Deafness Cannot Be Cured local ipplloatlmn, u they cannot reach the of the nr. There to one by y to only poriioa rum dntlntM. end thai hi by constitutional rrmeiilea. Dntfnna to caiwd by an Inflamed condition of the Biucoua lining ol the fcuoUchuui Tube. When thH tube la Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and when It Is entirely ckxtrd. Deal-ter- n to Uie result, and unlem the hiltammatlon can be taken out and thto tube reatorrd to lu normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine came out of ten are earned by Catarrh, which to nothing but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. C11KNKY CO.. Toledo, OV Sold by Dnnrghta, 7 Sc. lake Hall's family I'll Is tat ooutipaUon. ' An Eye for Business. White Why are you so anxious to lend that friend a dollar whenever he asks It? He only spends the money In drinks and cigars. Black Oh, he always pays it back! White But there must be some other reason for your ready generosity. Tilack Well, there Is." He always spends half of the money on me. Judge. Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CSTOKIA a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of! In Use For Over 30 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought $ S&ia,vvvcicwaWs OTcVtwefcJsx may be rcAuaWy fittyetwA WAV The First Word. Is what I call an ideal marriage," Hardy declared to his wife as "That they were walking homeward after an evening at the Carrolls'. "Actually, I believe both think absolutely alike." "Yes, they are certainly charming," "but about assented Mrs. Hardy; thinking, Joe, It you will notice, she generally thinks first." Youth's Com-pa- n Ion. '. ; P1I.KS critED .;'':. IN fcacae$ vkTcotuvre& arc cass& nacv m wooer tiaunsunftriL $pd CALIFORNIA proper ejjotU.aud ; TO 14 DATS. PA7.U OINTMKNTIaguamnteed to core ease of Itching, llllnd, llleedlng or 1'rolrudlng any l'lles la Stolsdaysoruioney refuuaed. soa. Fic fl SOLO ONCfcieota,v-eiEouuRpa- BV ntVvug Syrupse ALL LtAOINO ftc Co. DSSUGOISTS pes eorruS Samson was the first actor on record to bring down the house. CAMPBELL PACKERS SUB-SURFA- WORTH We are the aote manufacturers ol this famous the only one mado. MOUNTAINS a I'uclcr, IV This hi the one that voa have heard everyone talk-u- k about. n i n. v ORGOLD . an hour!" writes: c, n "Yes.1" of Cutlcura ECZEMA Patient and Little Granddaughter Both Do you know "Is the babv stronir?" ."Well, rather! .You know what a tremendous voice he has?" friend ALL THE DIFFERENCE. what Is wrong when Secure Permanent Results from rt underfill Liquid Remedy. paint peels, or .cracks, or otherwise necessitates premature omet!mea It hasn't been Mrs. Alfred Aldrich, of Well, applied the surface being properly Vt., an3 her littlo granddaughlW Angeles; Cal,-D- ld yoa ever steal a boa constrictor? Well, there's damp or there toeing too much turpen- ter were both cured of Itching, burn-I3 ckln diseases by the use of ordia man in Los Angeles did. Curried tine or too much drier. But, nine times out of ten, the nary oil of wlntergreen mixed with It right out of another man's house Is caused by adulterated glycerine, thymol, etc., the case havand sold It. Four and a half feet trouble ; white lead. ing attracted considerable attention of It there was, all alive and wriggly. To avoid all swh trouble, every among medical men. So .Los Angeles claims to have the houseowner should know In a general Mrs. Aldrlch writes: "I had sores on prize thief ,of the United Slates. when a surface Is In proper con my fare for three years and during all way, This was a real boa constrictor, dition to receive paint, what kind of that time I tried everything I could too, not one of the kind you sen any amount of blond and finishing coats different llnd. I tooklined primer 3 a. m. as the schooners slip of healing after avoid SHlvea. andOne dny allmykinds surfaces to how and require, huxband told me uneasily across the bar. Its genuineto try the oil of wlntera-reeii In adulteration I. I. IX materials. ness is vouched for by no less a rYfHcrliitlon, and I am only too happy A complete painting guide. to am I but not any that cured, only than. William Leroy, Its owner; a hook of color schemes, specifi alwo my little granddaughter." The Its of the and beat lone; abductor, Sylvester. White, phar cations for all kinds of painting work. mactata haa experience Riven the druincMs everyand an Instrument for detecting adul where (Trent confidence In D. D. P. Preespecially when tiaed with D. terations lit painting materials, with scription, D. P. Hon p. and we suggest that you directions for using It, can be had auk your druggist. free toy writing National Iend Com Mors Than One. pany, 1902 Trinity IMdg., New York, A young fellow, whose better-hal- t and asking for Houseownera Paint had Just preseuted him with a pair of , Ing Outfit No. 49. This company, the largest makers bouncing twins, attended church one of pure white lead, invite tests, by Sunday. During the discourse the clergyman means of the blowpipe (Included in looked right out at our Innocent friend or In any other way, of the outfit), and said with thrilling eloquence: purity of the white lead sold under "Young man, you have an important their famous ."Dutch Boy Painter" thrust upon you." responsibility trademark. That trademark on a keg The newly fledged dad, supposing of white lead is in itself an absolute the preacher alluded to his peculiar uarantee of purity and quality. home event, considerably startled the AND SNAP FOR JIMMIE. A New York FOR YEARS; THEN CORES e Send forotir fperlal Pamphlet en Packing, Ihe best known syntem rmithod a of abaolulele fiirmiiiK," lir,"drjr Insuring biiiniH r crops with a minimum d rainfall Ihe salvation of K retrains. Th.'i packer ia maile in two sires, with to and 16 wheels, is heavy and strong, and the frame is mado to carry all the ettra weight needed. Ask for Catalog No. U7 During Change of Life, says Mrs. Chas. Barclay Graniteville, Vt "I was passing through the ChanReof Life andaullcred from nervousness and other annoying -- JAW ;i'k Parlln rVHssi, Ore. Vegetable CANTON, Its. LydiaE-llnkham'- s i Orendorff Cfc, ILL. Saekaae, Wash. Utsk Ismleiaeat-Vehld- e Ce., SM lake City, Burton laplrateat Ce., Ofitrs, Utah, Richfield iBurteawat Ce., RicklleM, Utah. Saaks Klver Istskejcat Ce Barky, iaahe. symptoms, and I can truly say that i & Com- pound has proved worth mountains of (fold to me, as it restored my health and strength. I never forget to tell my friends what hvdlaKllnkham'a Vegetable Compound has done for me TOILET ANTISEPTI3 during this trying period. Complete NOTHING LIKE IT FOR- restoration to health means so much to me that for the sake of other suffer, T L t" f 1 1 Paatina eicels aire cVtaifaa ing women I am willing to make my I mJm I II in whitening asai trouble public so you may publiHh removing tartar frota the cleansing, besides di itiiiyisal this letter." Mrs. Citas. Jjarclay. all germs of decay and teMh, disease which erdaaarjr ll.F.D.,Graniteville, Vt tooth preparatioos cannot do. medicine No other for woman's ills has received such and un. wash disinfects the saseaa qualified endorsement J'o other medthroat. mirifiM tlui krauth awl killa ike awaaaa icine we know of has such a record ami of cures of female ills as has Lydia E. which colled in th mouth, causing tors tasnas. bad teeth, bad breath, (nppe, and asochi Finkham's Vegetable ConJpound. For more than SO years it baa been Tlir ITVre whea inflamed, tired. and burn, may be Mi. curing female complaints such as leEevod sad strengthened by Paxtaae. inflammation, ulceration, local weak. nesBes, fibroid tumors, irregularities, AatTsirMll Paxtine will destroy the periodic pains, backache, indigestion WH MIMIJI that cause caUrrh, heal tW ia. and nervous prostration, and it is tUmmaboa and atop the discharge, it Ja unequalled for carrying women safely remedy ior uterine catarrh. Paxtine is harmless through the period of change of life. power! J It costs but little to try Lydia K. ermicsde,clisirje3ant andyetdeodorizer, Finkham's Vegetable Compound, and, Used in bathing it destroys odors and as Mrs. Barclay says.it is "worth moun- kave the body anuseptxally clean. tains of gold to suffering women. rOft SALE T 0RUO STORtS.BOc. ' OR l08TIAIO BV MAIL. I LARGE SAMPLE FREE! fllg wide-spre- the r.:ouni ad . ' blM I j lVI HI SICK HEADACHE Questionable, '"lias she a sense of humor?" TH8 PAXTON TOILET OO.t BOSTON. MASS. "I can't tell." cured by Positively "Why not?" CARTER'S these Little Pills. "Because she looked serious when mmmm This Trade-mar- k iney si ho reuere via-she told me she admired your singL 1 UTILE treaafromDyapepHla.lD- Eliminates All ing." dlgemlonaDdToo Hearty II The 8ecret of Success. I I V R Eating-- . A perfect rem- Uncertainty The motto of success was given In I I Try Marine Eye Remedy edy for DUslnesa, Nau- Iti-d-. For the purchase of in I I Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes. Drowelneaa, Bad this tale, told at a banquet: by Experienced Physicians, I Taale lu the Month, Coat- matrriah, A Swede among the miners In the Compounded Conforms to the Pure food and Druga r rint ed Tongue, Pain In th I1 i an alMuiuta. I .aw. Murine Doesn't Soothes Smart. was Kys west noted for always striking l'uln. TOltPID LIVEtt. Try Murine for Your Eyes. guaranlee of pir-lt- y They regulate) the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. pay dirt His fellows thought that and quality, there must be some secret to the unlor your Remember you have once been SHALL Pill. SMALL DOSE, SMALL PBICE. usual success of the Swede and ques- young, and never protection, say forget you may one it I j on the side U tioned him as to how he always suc- day be old. Genuine Must Bear PIggott CARTERS ceeded In finding the spot where the every keg of while lead Signature llTTLr? you buy. ONLY ONE "BROMO QriNINB." gold cropped out. SITMRU UU CtWUT That Is l.AXATIVH HltoMO UtnMNH. Lock for SVER know don't can "Veil, Ay ef Ay tell the ulirmiture of K. W.I.KnVK. Used the World INI Iftditf laHeiH. tea fa PILLS. tieet Ifa. tutureaUildtaOneLiaj. anytang 'bout dot." answered Ole. "Ay REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. W. N. U.. Salt Lakt City. No. 15, 1901, only know dat Ay yu-i- t keep on Women like to talk of the days Milwaukee Free Press. they were single and bad a good time. A Raeorlns; that Is naed the samt a leases) or tail la. tiy diiuHilvliiK granulated ansae SISTER'S TRICK v. i n water and atdillna Maiilelne, adelletusa I V I I Dyspepsia and conatipation are avoidable syrup Is made and a arrae eettavihani mixeriee take Garticld Tea, Nature's Herb Maplnlne Is sjild bygroeera. I f nut send e tea ' But It All Came Out Right. laxative. .. aasisa. t'eweaa a lea.bui.andreleebouk. UMUteTUU From the blackmailer's viewpoint, How a slBter played a trick that brought rosy health to a coffee fiend is keeping secrets Is a paying business. !Jrn t 1 rlLLs fl "t (v m oa Fac-Simi- le dig-gin'- ." un " r WLaJaJUUU idi mi, kv an interesting tale: Ailen'a Towder "I was a coffee fiend a trembling, rnrswoUen.aweatlmrfeet. relief. The iivcln(am erifinai powder tor Ihe feuk at all iiruwlMei nervous, physical wreck, yet clinging to the poison that stole away my One way to remove paint la to sit strength. I mocked at Postum and down on It before it Is dry. Foni-Raa- e, Sfoo "Who la Itr he asked. I, Uomalne," came the reply, In would have nono of It short accents.' llewlldered, Mr. Moore Mrs. Window's Roothlns; Syrup, "One day my sister substituted a V are PUessri la tse Miaafsrlari el Tor rnixirea teething, softens the gums, shook himself together and searched reduces b cup of Postum piping hot for tuy morn- Bamtuailua, s pain, cures wlad oullo. Sficebouia, Beet allay Plows, Seeders, Pullers his office, and then, bursting open the ing cup of coffee but did not toll me and Cultivators, door Into the uiuln office, had the tel what It was. I noticed the rlchnos3 of It sometimes happens that a distant and hare siren inerlal attention to (lie aas ? a to rail the it and remnrked Irat the coffee tncted relation Is too close. ephone pperator hurry cbanical ruuuiruiueutsol sugal beet culUsse. TaTar-a-- 1JRomalne home. When he asked for fine hut Ourexnerta in all the beet ernwina aertlssat m v ars ar wm sister did not tell me my hnveatuilied the subject thoroughly, and a Mr 8. Romalne he was told that she 1 was otter the huest line nf txct lau'lcniente oa tte drinking Postum for fear 1 might answer not could market. P. 4 0. Beat Toali are llie aimnleat.1 just then, and he not take any more. - A ' atronttest. and the easieat runnintf made, asal VX fcr fl vT Filer Inquired how Mr. Romalne was get"She nice! the eaaetlnir dnmaiiilaorail ateia the secret and givkept kept ' Tbeao iuii'lnmenU have evurjf ailiuslnH'nt andc ting along. ing me Postum Instead of coffee until ana ine iuniv.iitira ran no inrniauea renienre. "tie died about two minutes ago," I grew stronger, more tireless, got a rsrious aiMchiuent lor evurr kind ol work. Send lor our Secial Catalog on P. & 0. Beet Imples replied the maid. And now Mr. Moore better color in my sallow cheeks and w ants an explanation as to how his lifeInsist gef'hii P, & O. Implements Irnm ynnr dealer, or write to na. A Beautifully Illuatraaat a clearness to my eyes, then she told Pamplila and a f. & 0. Catalog, will bo mauod tree. Ask lor Catalog No, 87 long friend communicated with him me of the health-giving- , at the moment of death. Portland Parlln Orendorff Co., Canton, Illinois. she had given me In place of my morning coffeo. Utah lmplemenl-Vhlcl- s Co, Agents, Salt Laka City. Can't Undreis Both Twins. From that time I became a disciple of Pa. Twin York. boys which arrived Postum and no words can do Justice DISUMPEK CATARRHAL FEVE1 recently at the home of Cbnrles Neff, In telling the good this cereal drink AND ALL NOSE a Spry farmer, are giving Hie house- did me. I will not to for tell It, try AND THROAT D1SEAST1 hold more than the ordinary amount only after having used it can one be of anxiety which' attends to the enre convinced of Its merits." Cures the alek and aeia as a preventive for inherit. Liquid given aa thetonvue, Hafeforbrond mareaand all other. Ueatkldiiej reaiedr;at of two normal bulh. Ten days' trial shows Postum'a powceiiiaaiuUI.OU a bottles o OU and IIU.UU the (linen. Hold hf alldruntaaar Ho much alike are the Neff twins er to aud horae goods houses, or sent expreea paid, by the manufactures rebuild what coffee has dethat the parents are In constant dread stroyed. "There's a Reason." SP01LN MEDICAL CO, Chemists COSUEN, INDIANA that they may get mixed. About one Look In pkgs. for the famous little they constantly keep a red shawl, and book, "The Road to Wellville." about the other a white shawl. They fiver read he above letter A new are particularly careful never to un oae a p near from time to time. The Celt were toads brighter and hiler colors than int other dra. One lOe Mekstje elor ill (Ibara. Thai tm la eeld wstat kattae than I roe, ad loll el Imaaaa !" an, (ra. Vte tat fat dress both at the same time, to Oit, Slaah ana Mia Color. Ml fjariaatu ilheut (mains apart. Writ lot Km awaM-ri- ew lalerrat. MQMRQE ORUO OO , llllnmlm. "lf Dcct Implements lyZII?M i Toronto, Canaan Jjf BRAJ t g Worms VJeecaret ir certain!? int. I ireea a friend hcn the doctor was him for cancer rt theatomarh, The neattreating morning he paaaed four plena of a tap worm. H then got a hoc and ta three day be passed a laps-wor48 feel lone. It waa Mr. Matt free, of atillerstnirg, . laauuhln Co.. Pa. lam quite a worker for reU. I sue them myself and find them beneficial for moat any disease canard by Impure hhwL" Qua, B. CMtdoa, Uwlatoa, fa., (MiUlia Co., en pleasant. Palatable Potent, Tan re Oood. Itottnod. Never r.k.ken, Weaken or Orlpe. Ua. tSe. SUa. Never olJ In bulk. The tent ine tablet atamped C C C. Guaranteed urs vt y wr iawney back. life-sav- ttm PINK EYE 'loo, PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Qmlir, I |