Show L Colton Is again on his throne ai king of tho south 11 Indian summers absonco makes tho heart grow fonder t That mine disaster was Jurt nbelrt u bad as possible Dow farming pay asks a Maine pow spaper It It pays In MaineIt will pay anywhere It has been decided officially that Turks are white oven If they do not d always act It i Slnco there are so many excellent causes to die In football Is not worth 8 anybodys death Death has claimed tho sauerkraut king and It Is proper that briny tears should flow for him The polo dash game has been Invented In-vented Tho dashes must represent tho unprintable words Calamities from unavoidable causes are pathetic calamities from avoidable avoid-able onuses aro criminal t Merrygorounds are unpopular In South America where they nro trying r w to get over tho revolutionary habit Tho now society for the study and prevention of infant mortality Is wol como In tho long list of worthwhile Institutions Coma Into our store and have ant a-nt roads a local tailors ad Wo suppose sup-pose tho fit takes placo when the bill la presented Latest In the lino of inventions Is an automobile equipped as nn aero plane destroyer The automobile has some reason to feel resentful The Denver scientist who says Hm burger cheexe will euro cancer must believe those cancer germs have a souse of smell well developed Bitting In Nomo a United States Judge Is conducting a case In Seattle As tho distance Is 2000 miles the trial cannot help being long drawn out Dr Hlllls is perfectly safe In maltIng malt-ing prophecies to bo fulfilled In tho year 2009 as few of us who hang upon I his words will bo hero at that time r Emperor William IB satisfied to let the Wright brothers bo monarch of tho air If ho can be lord of the land and of tho seas that will be enough for him > Street dust kills 25 per cent of those that breatho but If they did f not breatho the dust they would pickup pick-up germs and Its all the same in the 1 long run 1ft iplto of their recent rise eggs are nut ashamed to bo seen In company 4 com-pany with the humble ham If anyone still tae the requisite price for bringing bring-ing then together t Considering that newspapers arcs arc-s published in 27 languages In this country r coun-try a facuiot generally knownwhy shouldnt tho exchange editor have an Increase of salary A Now Jersey Institution for tho prevention of tuberculosis has been named a preventorium The English I Eng-lish language as well as the human body needs defenders i It Is maid that tho society holies of St Petersburg aro angry over the situation situ-ation In Finland since tho officers who figure largely In social affairs will now have to leave with their troops for the recalcitrant duchy and desirable partners will be lacking In courtcircle dancos This Is sad but bardly tho most tragic circumstances which will arlso from tho situation Two bankers In New York haves have-s been sentenced to prison for taking money for their own use from a savings sav-ings association of which they were officials In sentencing thorn the Judge said they were simply plain thieves There Is n great deal In a name when It Is used in this blunt fashion for It strips much of the Illusion from ill doing A New York man Is suing his wlfo for separation because ho says she stayed out at night and left him to mind the children and make the beds t The masculine marital worm is beginning begin-ning to turn but the high French heel of modern femininity is set so firmly on the writhing insect that it Is doubtful If the turn will amount to much moro than a frantic but fugitive fugi-tive squirm A Roman paper says that negotiations negotia American government for tho sale of a house destined to be the seat of the American embassy Perhaps tho state department IB trying to find a homo for Its now ambassador merely r as a convenience to him BO that It may bo ready when ho reaches Home But It Is not buying the house on Its own account i There was a largo Increase In the 1 number of divorces In Maine last year but an Increase of only two In suicides sui-cides Whether the latter fact Is to be explained by the former Is not stated That Servian who dreamed that King Petor was deposed had tho tactlessness to toll his dream to friends in confidence Thereupon King Peter had a better dream the j prelate Is to ho tried for high treason 1 After this Servian prelates will takr slMmlm powders and not dream 1 i t |