Show ti 4 1mM 1I 1IW V L1GS v II v c iyf l zwcz Y Copyright IMS by Byron Vllllam 1 ± Pipes Y fn f 2 1 p ti tf v i I 1 t n Somo men rldo n 1 dry goods box all day teed kick at Providence who could just as well vldo n sulky plow and raise cornnow Bolting at 60 ii cents a bushel < r The woman who goes to tbo photograph photo-graph gallery for a picture doesnt care so much whether the picture looks lIke her What she wants Iso beautiful photopraph Il < r tt it Sometimes a man who enters a drugstore + drug-store with an air of ready money satisfies sat-isfies his spendthrift propensities by buying n twocent stamp and walking out with a picture card and nn almanac al-manac it it it A doctor can describe a stomachache stomach-ache using a bushel or two of Latin and Greek phrases connection therewith there-with so that you couldnt recognize It If you were to turn yourself inside out and gaze through a microscope at your Internal mechanism 1 it < r d Life Is a strange thing Isnt It Now there was Mart Reynolds Mart was tho jolliest happiest hardest working healthiest fellow In our town Ho was always smiling always working always al-ways cheering somebody One day ho committed suicide Strange what contradictions men are sometimes irA ft 6 ir-A friend of mine says ho never sees a zebra but that ho wants to bug It Last night I saw him hugging a barber bar-ber pole Tho officer ran him In on a charge of disorderly conduct superin duced by too liberal assimilation of wet goodsbut the officer was mistaken mis-taken It was simply a case of love misplaced A barber polo looks something some-thing like a zebra anyhow Uh huh thats what I told his wife 000 Cow for Sale I A Springfield Ill man who has a cow for sale placed tho following advertisement ad-vertisement In a paper of that city recently I want to eell thin cow owing to rheumatism in my left leg mused by her kicking at a fcnco pout and hitting me When I first purchased her she wa < < very wild but I have succeeded lu taming her so that I can peep through t the corral without her tearing tho gate down To a man who Is a good Christian Chris-tian and does not fear death she would be a valuable animal But I want to sell her to someone who wilt treat her right + She IB ono fourtle short horn twofourth hyena and the rest just cow She will be sold cheap for cash 000 1 Tickle Grass I aI I Lc1r If I had the talent to make people laugh as easily as a baby does when it grins shows one tooth and flays Goo I guess Id have things coming my way all right all right it it ie An Indiana novelist says his heroines hero-ines eyes are like blackberries This being the case nice will be compelled f to marry a scarcecrow to keep the t birds from picking out her eyes r Ct ft it Why cant women go visiting or receive re-ceive visitors without making to much work There are a lot of women i wom-en worked out today doing things that might as well be left undone 1r it it A New York clerk made 30000 out of a 2ccnt stamp and lives but a Chicago woman dropped dead while 1 playing cards upon discovering that every card In her hand was a trump These getrlehqulck schemes have l their drawbacks drawbacksit it it it Tho endseat hog and tho open street car have arrived Long mar 1 they wave I dont have to ride on either of them The suburban for me I would rather live one month In the i country right now than a year In a Chicago flat Nothing doing for your I Uncle Dy on this hothouse variety of existence Tho simple life may be exceedingly simple at times but In the country a fellow can always take J his shoes olf and drop them on the floor with a tiered If ho wants to Nona 1 of your velvety tiptoeing existence far me r M r YV Qr 1If I a |