Show ONE ON THE POMPOUS JUDGE 9 Sarcastic Denunciation of Sleeping p r Juror Brings Startling and Discomforting Dis-comforting Reply The lawyer for the prosecution had finished his closing argument and tho judge a pompous and longwinded individual 6 In-dividual was charging tho Jury Ho was In tho midst of an unusually 1H long and tedious address when ho 1Hh suddenly noticed that ono of tho jurymen jury-men had fallen asleep Tho Indignation Indigna-tion of his honor was boundless flapping ei ping sharply on his desk ho awakened awak-ened the alumbotor who seemed not at all abashed at being thus caught ti napping After glaring at him angrily for a few moments tho magistrate In in his most sarcastic tone said So thats the way you attend to your dutYl9 It 7 Youre a fine specimen li speci-men to havo on a jury Do you think nu your opinion will bo of any valuo icl when I send you out to determine the fate of this prisoner I Yes sir said tho juryman quietly I think so Oh you do do yofi shouted tho lot exasperated judge Pray tell me sir how long havo you been sleeping I dont know your honor was tho reply How long havo you been E talking j |