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Show t WOMAN TELLS STORY Of INTENSE SUFFERING of kbout 40 yean, I wis At the with hemorrhage of the kidneys or UJJer which continued for several yesrs check. I finally took advantage without tf your generous offer and procured a Believing imple bottle of Swamp-Uoo- Sufira 1 1 lUIlKQlV inoo byWilburD-Nesbi- t t. I purchased a fifty-cebottme that it was helpiconvinced which le, ng me. Three other bottlca cured me. In over-worbrought my two or three years, lilment back, but one bottle shopped it. life ow to if my you for the I feel ai I at blessing Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Roo- t to all hua been to me. I recommend it You have man beings suffering as I was. py permiiwion to publish this letter and if sny person doubta it, if they will write will give full partBe, enclosing stamp, I ' Youre very truly, iculars. MRS. T. B. rilELFS, ' Rocky, Ark. Personally appeared before me this 31st itj of August, 1909, Mrs. T. B. Phelps trho subscribed the above statement and made oath that the same is true in sub lUnce and in fact. It helped roe, lT WAS no spasmodic love affair, this of Hiram Tut tie and Lucy Finch. That It was no highly romantic affair you may infer from the names of the principals. If I were drawing upon my imagination and writing a real love atory, one that would make the Juatly celebrated affair of Parla and Helen seem like a business tranaac- tlon in comparison, then their names would be Hector Montmorency de Beaurllle and Imogene Tereversham, or something to that effect But this is simply a little storv caught u. sr. ruuvia, j. v, in real life Juat such an affair as Is going on right under your nose and T . lit in your own town at this moment So Will Do For Yon If you prefer the rhetorical wooing nve What Swamp-Roof Hector Montmorency de Beauville Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham-toN. Y, for a sample bottle. It will and the no less rhapsodical counter You will also receive wooing of Imogene Tereveraham, dear eonvince anyone. I booklet of valuable information, telling reader, read no further. ill about the kidneys and bladder. When There were Hiram Tuttla. Luev writing, be sure and mention this paper. a turkey and a suffrage quesFinch, For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty-tention. Three of these were tangible and In the beginning, although Hector and were a great deal older than You Can Tell by Facea. the at the start The auffrage turkey Cheerful Peasismist Well, how'i question, I know, la as old as the hills things these days? and bids fair to become aa everlaat-All right Lots Dolorous Optimist Int. . .v ef work, money coming In hand over In due time the woman's auffrage list! Can't complain a bit! Cheerful Pessimist Well, that's propaganda reached MUlvllle. Several suffragists descended upon Now news! me prominent with certainly good the town in an automobile, and made Puck. things are simply rotten! apeechea from that vehicle right in tne middle of the public square of a ' How's This? Saturday afternoon. Ten years axo Hundred Dollars Reward far sny all the women In MUlvllle would have We offer Oo a of catarrh that cannot b cured bj Ball's said that those speakers were manburro. Cur. T. 1. CHENEY CO- - Toledo, a bav known F. J. theory nish, now they aald they were exactly W, the underatarted. tr lb Inlaat 15 year, and believe him perfectly boo ngnt Ten years ago all the men In tranaarttona and financially all bualnet nble MUlvllle, Me to carry out any obligation, mad bulwarked behind their by bl Una. WauuNO, Kinnaw A Marvin, cbewa of plug tobacco, would have Wboleaal DruiKKta. Toledo. O. Btltl Catarrh Cur I taken Internally, actlnf denounced those invaders aa unwom trerlly upon th blood and mucou turf ace of th BU pet anly and have classed them with Dr. rrnen. leatlmonlala tent tree irk It IctiM. Sold by all Iirunlat. Mary Walker and Belva Lockwood. lau BaU's Family tills for eonttlpatloa. Now the men Just chuckled to them selves and said the women ought to Teat Supreme 1 thought you said this bathing have the ballot if they could get It while these women were speaking, nit was in fast colors,': said Dinks, Indignantly, to the bathing master of Hiram Tuttle, having came down town whom he had bought bis dollar suit to lay In his 8unday supply of bacon, eggs, coffee, flour and other bachelor that morning. found himself listening to "Yes, that's what I said," returned provender, them and right beside him stood the bathing master. Finch. Now, do not gather the "Well, every blessed stripe on the Lucy notion that Hiram was a crabbed old off come on my blooming thing has d bachelor nor that Lucy was a tack,' retorted Blnks. old maid. Lucy was more than to "Ah, but wait until you try get 30 but nowadays a woman who has km off your back," smiled the bathi80 la Just beginning to be good passed "Then you'll ng master, suavely. looking. ' Hiram wasn't crabbed at iee.M , Harper's Weekly. all; he waa pleaaant enough but the way he dressed himself waa enough Looking After the Eggs. to make any woman wish she had a Lady Betty, who is 4 years old and chance to take hold of him and spruce nfremilBsfJS" a trick," was taken the him up. It Is all nonsense to say that other evening to a restaurant for her woman Is Impressed and Influenced by upper, and with all the Importance and sprightly dignity of her years calmly ordered poached eggs on toast. While the little family group was awaiting Its service the "kiddle" amused herself by looking out of the k III -J m- Ul mm even the men couldn't vote then, so what authority ta he on auffrage?" Naturally, this dispute could not be ende.d then and there. Hiram Tuttle fouiid It necessary to stop at Lucy FInfch's gate several and mornings bring up some new argument that had occurred to him, only to be effectually aquelched by Lucy's wit and wisdom. An from that it became necessary for him: to drop In of evenings once or Taking His Meals Out. "And do you take your meals out?" Good Example of 8cottlah Humor In asks the village probe, who is garner ing information from the former resiRemark Made by Railroad dent who Is home from the city for a Porter. few days. "Not until after I have eaten them," Scottish humor is dry rather than boisterous, and I always think there wearily responds the unwilling vic Is exquisite drollery in the story of tim. Judge. the Stonehaven railway porter and the Mrs. WlnsioWS Sjoottilnv Hymn. Salvation Army "captain." To catch Vorchliiirtn ritiucMln-tlnnm'toeihiua;. ofmnmif twicfa a week to continue the discus'" uaiu. oufM iuU ouiiu. iluga buUI. the hang of a little yarn readers must sion,' And. propinquity and acquaint remember that Stonehaven lies to the ance each having their effect It was south of Fortunate is the man who wants Aberdeen. The London train not kong until he, with a man'e fore-aigh- bad drawn at Stonehaven on ac- only what he can get. up saw that this debate could not count of a alight mishap a mile or two be ended for yeara, so he proposed to ahead, and Andra, the old porter, had Lucy. Now, when a man proposes to got into conversation with a Salvation a woman he has his ears set for Just Army officer who had popped his head one word and that is "Yes." out of the compartment to ask the Therefore Imagine Hiram TutUe's reason for the delay. Aye, aye," mused Andra, after giv ing the desired Information, "ye'll be for Alberdeen, I'm thlnkln'?" "Yes, my man," was the reply; "I'm bound for Aberdeen a very wicked place, I'm told!" "What mlcht ye be goln' to dae WANTED SATAN -' i, wls-ene- . window, pressing against a screen to get a closer view of something below. was warned by her mother that the screen might give way and lether fall to the sidewalk, perhaps injuring her terribly. She drew away, thought a minute, and then said naively: "Would I fall if the screen went out?" "You certainly would," was her moth er's reply. "And would I get awful hurted?" "Very likely." "Then what would the man do with the eggs?" She In the Grand Stand. Stella Do you . understand base ball?" . i Bella Perfectly: but why does that pan run so hard with nobody after Mm? DRINK WATER TO CURE KIDNEYS AND RHEUMATISM Drink Enough chlCClsh The P'OP1 a Do Not ... ix.i water io ireep aincninjr, I n Sava ' , V- Authority. Well-Know- M V1,. 01 EAT BOOt eTriiU ratz iethlr .rpMrSons .Mi ll) e'a f arlT rill lears I r.irll r SSll.rW : of water, nature's greatest ae, has been neglected. v ' Stop loading your system with med- medi- and cure-allbut get on the ater wagon. If you are' really sick, by, of course, take the proper medi-le- g plain, common vegetable treat- which' will not shatter the ffnt, or Ines s: ruin the stomach." To cure Rheumatism you must make P kidneys do their work; they are Pe niters of the bloqd. They must made to strain out of the biooa tne f ssto matter and ' acids that cause "umntlsm: the urine must be neu- be a pllzcd so It will no longer Jfce of irritation to the bladder, and, t of all, you must keep these acids forming in the stomach. This cause of stomach trouble and r digestion. For these conditions can do no better than take the lolng prescription: .Fluid Extract h(illnn, ounce; Compound ion, one ounce; Compound Syrup nparllla. three ounces. Mix by kng well in bottle and take In spoonful doses after each meal and wdtlme, but don't forgot the ; o buy njad' juaing R ono-hal- f noi" I "II ( change. GOOD DIGESTION, rccular bowel am) eulld fleab. Price, 23 cta RELIABLE ASSAYS I PROMPT ; liuld and rtlWiT, gl.uOf Hold. Hllvar and Conner. tiMi. Unld and riltTsr mmiod and botialif. Writ for ire nmiiin milt iniur..i Court Holil.IfK-- l'lme, Iur, Amu ColuntUu. W. N. U., 8alt Lake City, No. iu, 47-19- 10. . ALL THERE. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound? We can furnish politive proof that it has made many remarkable -cures after all other means had failed. Women who are suffering with some form of female illness should consider this. such evidence read these two unsolicited testimonial , As letters. We guarantee they are genuine and honest statements of facts. Creason, Pa. "Five yearaa.ro I had a bad fall, and hurt myself Inwardly. I waa under a doctor's care for nine weeks, and when I stopped I grew none again. I sent for a bottle of Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, took It as directed, and now I am a stout hearty woman." Mrs.. Klla E. Alltey, Cresson, Pa. Therefore Imagine Hiram Tuttle's Surprise and Astonlahment When Lucy Told Him "No." surprise and astonishment when Lucy told him "No." And naturally, he asked her why she wouldn't marry him. Men always do that As tf a woman could have a reason! By the time a man learns that a woman's "No" Is merely a preliminary of her "Yes." he Is too eld to be Interested In the matter. Also, when a man geta the proposal habit he cannot ahake it or break It So Hiram grew to going around to Lucy's and asking ber to marry him. every Wednesday, and Sunday even' 1 ' ing. Lucy enjoyed thia. "I've got a for my turkey Thanksgiving dinner," Hiram told Lucy on the 8unday evening- - before the day set apart by the governor to be thankful if you could think of anything to Justify such a state of mind. , ' if , " - "It "Um-m-m!- " does that" ( he answered , "Well" she said, firmly . ahuttlng the oven door and planting herself be fore It "n four minutes that turkey will be burned to a crisp. - Unless you agree right now that women should have the vote I leave the turkey there . and ruin It." ror Hiram ponaerea juat so sec onds, ; A year ago I was sick with kidney and Baird, bladder troubles and female weakness. The doctors gave mo up. All they could do was to Just let me go as easily as possible. I was advised by friends to take Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier. I am completely cured of my ills, and I am nearly sixty years old." Mrs. Sarah Lelghton, Baird, Wash. "Wash. ? hurchP Th (tret do often aatonUhc th giving ltlclty of mind, buoyancy of body Like lightning came from the old porter the pawky retort: "See an' drive him north, chiel; baud him well, to the north!" Ex "Fourteen pounds!" Lucy exclaimed. "Why, whatever In the world will you do with all that turkey?" . "I thought I'd fry it and eat Hiram answered. '.'''i , "Fry it! Fry a turkey? Well, of all , things!" "Yes, I laid out to fry It and have It with some fried potatoes ' and a pumpkin pie and some baked cranberries for my Thanksgiving dinner." , "Baked cranberries! If that isn't Just like a man! Who cooked your Thanksgiving dinner laat year?" "I did. I had pork chops and boiled turnips." ''; "J "You poor man!" Artful Hiram! He knew what pity Is akin to. Having failed of all other avenues to her heart he was taking the pity route. The turkey was a fiction; so were the pork chops. Had Lucy exercised her memory she would have recalled that Hiram always went to visit his Aunt Sarah But she could over Thanksgiving. think of only the one thing. So she said: "Hiram, I'll come up to your house Thursday morning and bake that tur key for you." -- Anii What j Lucy couldn't have done a thing like Uumnkl" ftnlfforf Waa Paul, Anyway? A Cruaty Old l that where you and I live.. That would But In Mill' Bachelor That Had to Be strucx oy ; have been scandalous. Lightning Before He Would Go to vllle they are not ao fashionable aa to with suspl confound nelghborllness Church!" So on Thanksgiving clous conduct What attracts morning Lucy proceeded to concoct for a man's acneerance. her nine' times out of ten Is the pos Hiram one of those Thanksgiving din sibility of Improving Ms appearance. ners you read poems about' And when So It happened that Hiram and Lucy the turkey was done brown and oozing walked away from the speaking to and filling the air with a glorious per gether, and Hiram round nimseir, ror fume, she called Hiram to the kltch the first time In five yeara, talking en and asked him It it didn't look with a woman. 1 mean carrying on a gOOd. i He had spoken with conversation. niontT of them, but there s a differ ence. And all the way up the hill to ward Lucy's home the argument on nffniira arew warmer and warmer. until by the time they parted they were dear enemies on tne subject Hiram waa absolutely against woman's auffrage, and as a crushing argument he cited some woras or tne apostle Paul about woman's place In the . scheme of things. "Humph!" sniffed Lucy. "And what A cruaty old ,Vas Paul, anyway? bachelor that bad to be struck by lightning before be would go to tjjism WUVO Invalid, . 1 The numerous cases of kidney and ladder diseases and rheumatism are a'nly due to the fact that the drink--t M n 9. asked Andra, rather amused at the visitor's words. "Ah," was the pious answer, .'Tm going to drive the devil out of o, ts TAKE- - there, sir, if It's as bad as a' that?" . ot one-dolla- r. SENT NORTH Visitor Do you think that mosqui toes carry malaria?Farmer I dunno; they never took any away from here. Evidence like the above is abundant showing that the derangements of the female organism which breed all kinds of miserable feelings and which ordinary practice does not cure, are the very disorders that give way to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. ' Women who are afflicted with imikr troubles, after such should two letters as be the above, reading encouraged to try this wonderfully helpful remedy. For 30 years Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female Ills. No sick woman does justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine. Made exclusively from roots Slid herbs, and j has thousands of cures to Its credit. I M Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women L- to write her for advice She has guided thousands to health free of charge. Address Mrs Pinkham, Lynn Mass - BABY WASTED TO SKELETON "My little son, when about a year and a half old, began to have sores come out on his face. I had a physician treat him, but the sores grew worse. Then they began to come out on his arms, then on other parts of his body, and then one came on his chest, worse than the others.' Then I called another physician. Still he grew worse. At the end of about a year and a half of suffering he grew ao bad' that I had to tie his hands In cloths at night to keep him from scratching the sores and tearing the flesh. He got to be a mere skeleton. and was hardly able to walk. "My aunt advised me to try Cutl-cura Soap and Cutlcura Ointment I sent to a drug store and got a cake of Cutlcura Soap and a box of the Ointment and followed directions. At the end of two months the sores were all well. He has never had any sores of any kind since. I can sincerely say that only for Cutlcura my child would have died. I used only one cake of Cutlcura Soap and about three boxes of Ointment "I am a nurse and my profession brings me into many different families and it is always a pleasure for me to tell my story and recommend Cutlcura Remedies. Mrs. Egbert Sheldon, Litchfield, Conn., Oct n ills VMS The Rjro Lamp Is a high trad lamp, sold at a low price. Thr sr.(ViDMnietMl lamp that mt mom. bat thrml no hotter lamp m.dc at an of Build brami Dlrkwl plauxl mulljr iFnclian: aa prli. ta any room In dt bourn. Thm I. nothing known to th art omnni of that nan add tolh.Talu. of tb RAT O lamp a. a dovle. Rr.rj dnal.r Tirhra. If Dot at Tour, writ tut OMcrlpUv circular to tb dhhiI asms, of tba JL lanip-niaki- "ryTt- - 23, 1909." llght-SjT- ln CONTINENTAL Harness soft as a glove tough as a wire black as a coal HARNESS OIL (Incorporated) Will (cop Your EUREKA Little Myra Explains. Little Myra Lee had been in school but a few days when her mother had occasion to write a note to the teacher, and signed herself Mrs. Kent Thinking she might have misunderstood the child's name, the teacher asked an explanation. "Oh," said Myra, with a charmingly confidential air, "you see, my mamma got married again but i didn't." Llpplncott's. OIL COMPANY Dair Sold by MANUPACTURf D Kvorywtiora 9n V Continental Oil Company Sundard Oil Compsnr (Inwrrporattil) (laoorpord) ' Not Even Mother. Little Bob was much distressed W. L. be- cause the birthdays of his sister Adelaide and his baby brother were going to arrive before his did. "All the burfdays before mine," he mourned. "Couldn't' you make mine come first, muvver?" "No," interposed Adelaide, decisively, "nobody can change your birthdaynot even mother!" 3 3.50 &. DOUGLAS 'SSoZlX 4 aSHOES Boys1 8hoes, S2.00, $2.60 $3.00. best in thc world. lYi you - real-- It W. L.DouoIbb 03.OO, 03.8O swfsf $4.0O mrm rn mam mmam mna mmmt that ulmr mhotm tor Ihm prlom In Ammrlom, ano mrm my sboa thm maitomloml mhmmrn mm you tm buy. ha, a- wsnrrjr m,l standard for orar SO rmtrs, that I mak and Mil mora S.1.00, s.i.ao anil S 4 00 ,hw than ant other mantif arluror In th U.H., and thai IxJM.A K ton ItnlXAK, I OUAltAM EK MY SHOK3 tohol.l their ahm, look and &t better, and wwr longer tban any other S3.0O, S3.no or S4 00 .horn yooranbnyr Uuallty eouuts. It tuts mad my shoe TUX IXADEK3 The Limit OK TI1K WORLU. You will b pleated wnen yon boy my snoes boeauss or th fit and appearand, and when It eotne tlni for you to pnroha another pair, you will b mor tban plead bo auM tb but one wore o wen, ami gT you so mum comfort. ! !!Siriu.!rT." NO U your dealer wuuut auvuli ,un with W. I. Dmniia. "hoe, write fnr Mail Orrtor "John, I want to buy some gloves-- will you give me a check?" "Sure how much can you do with?" "How much have you got in the UOliU SAoe 0. , SUBSTITUTE CAUTION H.L.lOtt.LA, a4Bra. bank?" J'rniiltiU r. U tialiar. .. Urwcktoa, Maw. i Stiff nock! Doesn't amount to much, "I'll agree that woman shall have You've no UWa mighty disagreeable. the right to vote," he offored, "if you'll but how quickly a little Hamlin Wizard Oil aaret to marry me. will lubricate the cords and make you Keeps the spindle bright and "Wei l l." she sighed, "of course it Is comfortable again. free from grit. Try a box. for the great cause." Sold dealers heat waa by of everywhere. the oven even 'the has It to A Duo stubborn desire get that inade her face ao red. It must brought about roan a .man's Oil Co have Jboen ten minutes later that Hi (Incorporated) his from arms and ram released her PATENT JZZJ!lt$&1EZ'fi2.KZm The mm who deceives himself Js an AGENTS anxlohisly said that the turkey would riUirldVo.1VaUAUra,.floli.WaMiinlwu.b.a be burned after all. MlakrlhratlCoHl'wlutkt,lt.i. OSy mark for Others. "The fire was out before I called you "It wont burn." in," she confessed. "Well, he knew a thing or two about women," Hiram argued, stoutly. , "He didn't know anything about jjem!" Lucy replied, briskly. "If he Drink rlor;tv nntl nften. bad known anything about them he valuable Information and slm-- vould have known that It would be Description should be posted up women who kept the churchea going, "WWll." Hiram laughed. "I don't household and used at the md did all the work, and tha,t they iiRtiof nn attack of rhoumntlam, were a great deal better than the have, to make all the rest of the men ''ho or urinary trouble, no mat- - oaen eve dared to be. And besides, agrei that women shall vote, do I?"' w slight. AXLE GREA8I Continental i PUTNAM FADELESS"I)YES Color sisr too krlgMsr and Isittr COlsra ths snt sthsr dr. On Ttv csn in anilirm! wlthtut rlpjlna apart Writs Is Irts kasklst-H- tw 10c ascitis I 0S, Sitae cslsrt all and Mil Rbr. Cottf. ii. The, dv I c'd water Htter ihsasnT tlht' MONROE DftVQ. CO., Gtfncjr, IIMmi. |