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Show ,fEf HER Mr, Johnson Unable to See Where In ,7 - Si I Any Way He Had "Put His Foot In It" l a 6 LIFE TO Leonard Wood E. PinkhanVs Vegetable Compound Lydto ni "I was tronblod with 'S The by .preUI which Ro.?mvU li Contributing Inflftmmauon, and the doc ' " tors aaia i could not Gen. LPon.M ... lM is weu unless I turned from more or less persons id an ATVratnn V A",t,n, o take up ho were misled by these schemers hi. I knew I could nnfe and adventurers; but It is stand tbo strain of nilliUri mState' Rrn,yhighest to any one acquainted withastounding t, the facts which the .ervw af- - to one, bo i wrote to realize, not merely what he you sometime tpo but how he succeeded in gainabout my health 12 ago. when Uonard ing the and you told mo good will of the enormous mawhat to do. After jority of the men whose good will Lydla E. he ilA, i" ,he 0uUw,k ab0t hat could be won only In honorable fash-ln- . taking Plakham'a he geta. ht?tn.iieirhWed' Spaniards and Cubans, Christian ble Comnonnd ami t0 achlev'Filipinos and Moros, Catholic eccletha vi Hlnnd PiiritW 12 -- - T played ng he years u ha. : siastics and Protestant missionaries woman- .- airs, wiliiau E3,ra wen in each case the men 968 Slst who W. great majority of jSsENS, have rendered Bt, Chicago, I1L signal service those whose opinion was best worth E. rinkham'a Com Vegetable lydla having grew to General Wood made from native roots and Se dZenabi6d U t0 grapPle ,th as their special regard Ennd, contains no narcotics or harm champion and ablest "PonalbHIHes friend, as the man who more than any holds the record hi drugs, and by the Spaniah war. What has others understood and sympathised for the largfist number of actual cures been accomplished in the Philippines. with their peculiar needs 'and was if female diseases of any similar mediae in the country, and thousands of lnbVB.r0rtO n,l,' ,D Ponam' snxlous and able to render them the Domingo during these 12 help roluntary testimonials are on tile in they most heeded. um of achievellnkham laboratory at Lynn, "pr9en,8 His administration was as ment signally of women which this nation has a giss, from almost who have been right successful In the Moro country as In every form of jured from ? twmely proud. In each local!-iCuba. In each case alike it female complaints, inflammation, brought In the problem has been fibroid tumors, each locality It has been different. In Its train peace, an Increase In material tregularitles, periodic pains,backacho, signal success. Of course solved with prosperity, and a rigid adherence to there have honesty as the only Indigestion and nervous prostration. neen mistakes and policy tolerated shortcomlngg, but among officials. Every such suffering woman owes it to on His opportunity for the whole It would be difficult to kerself to rive Lydla E. Finkham'i nnd anywhere a finer record of suc- military service has not been great, Vegetable Compound a trial either In the Philippines or while he accomplishment. This record was the governor of Cuba. If you would like special advice cessful Still, on s primarily due to the admirable boat your case write a confidentqualseveral occasions he was obliged to ity of the men put at the head of afcarry on operations against hostile ial letter to Mrs. Pinltham, at fairs In the different places. Messrs. tribes of Moros. and In each case be Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free, Taft, Luke Wright, Smith and Forbes. did his work with skill, energy, and lad always hclpf aL Messrs, Hunt, Winthrop, Post and Cblca?t illlnf nd . sk "a, iin. fI'?r. ' " "" " - accom-Plishe- J"r mi i, -- I W - to-d-ay y efficiency; and. once It was done, he Governor Magoon. Colonel Goeth-alst- o showed as much humanity In dealing these and their colleagues and with the vanquished as be had shown subordinates the country owes a capacity to vanquish them. In our heavy debt of obligation. there are some kinds of sue Most of those I have mentioned are country cess which receive an altogether discivilians. Colonel Goethals. under proportionate financial reward: but in whom the gigantic work of the Panano other rema canal Is being accomplished, with ward so country is the financial small for the kind of service literally astounding rapidity and suc- done by Leonard Wood and by the cess. Is a representative of the army. other men whose names I have given The share of the army In the honor above. General Wood Is an army offroll Is very large. The Importance icer with nothing but an army officer's of work like that of General Hell tn pay, and we accept It as a matter of the Philippines, of General Barry In course that he should have received Cuba', can hardly be overestimated; no pecuniary reward for practically but, as a whole, of all the work of the those services which he rendered In army officers, the greatest In amount, positions not such as an army officer and the greatest In variety of achieve, usually occupies. There Is not anment, must be credited to General other big country In the world where Wood. And. moreover, he has at he would not have received a subtimes combined with singular success stantial reward such as here no one the functions of civil administrator even thinks of his receiving. Yet, aftand military commandant. The part er all, the reward for which he most played by the United States in Cuba cares Is the opportunity to render has been one of the most honorable service, and this opportunity has been ever played by any nation In dealing given blm once and again. He now with a weaker power, one of the most stands as f of the Amerisatisfactory in all respects; and to can army, the army in which he was General Wood more than to any other serving In a subordinate position as one man Is due the credit of starting surgeon 13 years ago. His rise has this work and conducting It to a suc- been astonishing, and it has been due cessful conclusion during the earliest purely to his own striking qualificaand most difficult years. Like almost tion and striking achievements. Again all of the men mentioned, as well as and again he has rendered great servtheir colleagues, General Wood of ice to the American people; and he course Incurred the violent hatred of will continue to render such service many dishonest schemers and un- In the position be now holds. THEODORE ROOSEVELT. scrupulous adventurers, and of a few Col-to- TUBERCULOSIS IN THE PRISON Ptr Cant of Sufferera Is Enormous and There Seems but One Remedy. Prom several Investigations that Uve been made by the National for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis. It Is estimated that on an average about fifteen per cent, of the prison population of the country is afflicted with tuberculosis. On this basis, out of the 80,000 prisoner housed in the penal Institutions of the United States at any given time, not less than 12.000 are infected with this disease. If the Philippine blands and other Insular possessions were taken into consideration the Bomber would be much larger. Some of the prisons of Pennsylvania, Kansas and Ohio show such shocking conditions with reference to tuberculosis that many wardens admit that these places of detention are death traps. 61mllar conditions could be found In almost every state, and in the majority of cases the only sure remedy Is the destruction of the old buildings and the erection of new ones. ehlef-of-staf- One Side Enough. Senator William Alden Smith tells of an Irish Justice of the peace out In Michigan. In a trial the evidence was all in and the plantlff'a attorney bad made a long and very eloquent IS TOO MUCH HANDSHAKING? argument, when the lawyer acting for the defense arose. "What are you doing?" asked the Other Ways of Greeting Friends That Justice, as the lawyer began. Are Much Preferable, Accord"Going to present our side of the ing to Writer. case." want to hear both sides "Although a few have suffered the It has tlndency to confuse the unpleasant experience of the man In wort" Washlngtonlan. the case recently reported, the bones "I don't ar-tue- of whose hands were forced out of vise-likgrasp of a too place by the "Why did she get angry at the vigorous and unduly demonstrative Granger In town?" friend, most people will be inspired by "She asked him if be had seen her their personal recollections to sympalaughter and he answered that he thize with this victim of a misdirectad seen all the sights of the place." ed ardor. Everyone knows people who earseek to express the sincerity and There can be no greater mistake nestness of their good will by squeei-lnthan to suppose that the man witn the hand they take as though they 11.000.000 is a million times happier were trying to break every one of the human (ban the man with one dollar. score or so of bones which the one on every and hand comprises, wished that such occasions must have than salutation of form other some debeen had In vogue the one most vised and were generally practiced. of barbar-tIncluded Her. e g Convenient For Any Meal ' is a relic anylfow. It became the custom ! carried a one ; v in tne days with friend one when and In his belt a n Post Toasties Are always ready to serve right from the box ith the addition of cream or milk. Especially with fruit. berries - pleasing or fresh Delicious, wholesome, economical food which saves a lot of cooking in hot weather. "The Memory Lingers FOBTCM CEREAL CO., Ltd. Battlt Creek. Mich. J dagger uiu6v of- hla- Inmnetina anomer u- oofniness to attest m an open palm. by extending TheHne other man could do no lessdemthan make a similarly reassuring tnded nanus ui" I,.,,! process of of a Pro fcr "fal reB9rd the can whose dishonor No blood. with jn out y be wiped m yet there are various things about It which render it unsatisfactory. Rather surprisingly It has thus far escaped the denunciations of the doctors, who have spared no little else, as a possible occasion for the communication of Injurious microbes, but one does not have to be a President of the United States, nor even a popular politician engaged in a canvass for votes, not sometimes to have wished that the handshaking habit had never been contracted. There are so many ways of shaking hands that are objectionable and there are so many different kinds of bands whose touch communicates a sensation not exactly pleasant Hands that are too hot or too cold, too moist or too dry, or whose Inertness communicates an unconipllmen tary sense of indifference on the part of their possessors. Every one Is familiar with the hand-hakIn w hich all the shaking has to be done by the party of the first part. In which the hand one grasps lies limp and lifeless In one's own, to be taken or left, to be squeezed or let drop, as one (leases, while the attitude of the owner suggests an abso lute lack of Interest In the proceedings. Behold, tbat also is vanity and vexation of spirit. So is the question which recurrently arises, and which It may be suspected Is the source of much secret embarrassment, the question of to shake or not to shake. no Etiquette has its rules for this, but will formulate can rules etiquette cover every case that may arise, and to determine the right thing may not always be easy. It will be seen that the Chinese The Chinaplnn has its advantages. shnke your man you meet does not hnnd. He bows and shakea his own.' Philadelphia Inquirer. e nririrv i'i nr mmmd D.oullir Trick of Lightning. trick Bird's Powenu. v.- Lightning played a curious Llmo-ee- s near blrd funeral procession with a There Is jn tht n a recently. It struck the church and throated bell the altar cloth. Outside the powerful loud.and burned a girl was killed and four bear church ?hre the likened to coffin were knocked down. of the ers and kimlth plei ring by iound produced anvil- Wonderful Right of Dragon Fly. striking an The dragon fly can speed through an the air at the rate of 60 miles can Cal,ronomle Mm - -- -. wonderful still, more nveu, and who man hour Th In Its flight or stop Instantaneously or sideways without backward move ears P0,nt" of Its body. betting his changing the position ttferra. 1. benefactor. weu win . - J .'ftTs n'Ae, fL Nipped In the Bud. The Minister (stopping to rm Bakersfleld, Cat, Woman's Awful Suf-- ' No, thank you, I must decline cm Vk cucumbers. i ftrlnj. Little Tommle Guess you're afraid Mrs. II. W. Heogy, 1515 L 8t., of the tummy ache, but you don't need Col., says: "Doctors failed to be, cus when I have It mamma alto help me and I was In despair. The ways Boetoa Hvs (I t f kidney secretions scalded terribly and aid. passed too freely. 1 Mrm. Window's Roofhlrnr fyrnyrn often staggered as If Uwihina, ufunilbua. riitu drunk. I could not FnrrhlldrtiB KwuuMUulljtl w iMlB.unM mui uuli. txtlMIU, In over bed half lie Statistics are almost as unsatisfac an hour. My side waa as facts are stubborn. tory numb, sight affected, and a tingling sensation covered my Send postal far It actually body. Free l'ackaga seemed as If I would of l'axtino. I was go crazy. saved from fatal Brlgbt's disease by Better and more economical tTaaa liquid antlaeptlcs Doan's Kidney Pills and my health ImALL TOILET USES. proved wonderfully." Remember the name Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-MilburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. DRIVEN ALMOST CRAZY. SIMPLE STATEMENT OF FACT A It Is common to deplore the lack of humor In a person. Yet the very want of it may save a, certain amount of embarrassment, af 'was the case on a certain occasion with President Johnson. "He waa one day," says a writer In Harper's Magazine, "visiting my mother, and a friend, Mrs. Knox, a widow, came In. She had known Mr. Johnson some years before, when he was a member of the legislature, but they had not met since then. Mr. "After mutual recognition, Johnson said, 'How Is Mr. Knozf I have not seen blm lately.' " 'He has been dead six years,' said Mrs. Knox. , thought I hadn't seen him on the street. said Mr. Johnson. "When Mrs. Knox left, my mother said, laughing. 'That was a funny mistake of yours about Mr. Knox.' "'What mistake did I make?' said Johnson. 'I said I hadnt seen him on the street, and I hadn't." "i rubs" FREE Ka n THE DOCTOR'S IDEA. Gives one a sweet breath clean, whik farm free teeth an titeptically mouth and threat purifies the braallk after smoking dispels all dUagraaaUa perspiration and body odors- - snach appreciated by dainty women. A ejukli remedy for sore eyas and catarrh. A tittle Putine powder h- f-- i m.3 solved ia a sum of bet Ma oVIiihtlul ealaepfc Kuw II mt luiioa. LEG A MASS OF HUMOR i "About seven years ago email abrasion appeared on my right leg Just above my ankle. It Irritated me so that I began to scratch It, and It began to spread until my leg from my ankle to the knee was one solid scale like a scab. The Irritation waa always worse at night and would not allow me to sleep, or my wife either, am) It was completely our undermining health. I lost fifty pounds In weight and waa almost out of my mind with pain and chagrin as no matter where the Irritation came, at work, on the street or In the presence of company, I would have to scratch it until I had the blood running down Into my shoe. I simply cannot describe my suffering during those seven years. The pain, mortification, loss of sleep, both to myself and wife Is simply Indescribable on paper and one has to experience It to know what It la. "I tried all klndsSbf doctors and remedies but I might as well have thrown my money down a sewer. They would dry up for a little while and All me with hope only to break out again just as bad If not worse. I had given up hope of ever being cured when I was Induced by my wife to give the Cut!-cuRemedies a trial After Caking the Cuticura Remedies for a little while I began to see a change, and after taking a dozen bottles of Cuticura Resolvent In conjunction with the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment, the trouble had entirely disappeared and my leg was as fine as the day I was born. Now after a lapse of six months with no signs of a recurrence I feel perfectly safe In extending to you my heartfelt thanks for the good the Cuticura Remedies have done for me. I shall always recommend them to my friends. W. II. White, 212 E. Cabot St, Philadelphia, Pa, Feb. 4 and Apr. 13, 1909." ra W nrmrninir I ill cleanaofc germicidal and inf power, sod eUohitely Try a SampU. tun heat harm-Ic- SQc. large bos at druggUu of by THK PaXTON TOILrV CO., Borrow. a 1 Invalid Doctor, I must positively Insist upon knowing the worst One gets it by highway man Tm Dr. Wise Well, 1 guess my bill will el thotuands by Bad BotvUU be about $85. Conatipatioai and dmJ the whole) system icU EveryIn the Desert. Here Is a glimpse of the horrors of body knows It CriSC4Jt73rgulata- -' a western desert, taken from the core Bowel and Liver troubles by sharply (Nev.) News: "Another desert doing nature's work smtil yea get wel victim is roported, and Archie Camp- Millions sm CASCAKETS, Ufa Saeerf an bell, manager of the Last Chance CaaCAaSTS me a bos for a wcvkw mining property near Death valley, treatment, altdntKgiata. Biff eat arlkrc In the world. MilUoa bosca a m came to Goldfield yesterday to en- J doavor to establish the Identity of the unfortunate. "Mr. Campbell encountered the unknown man on the desert in a frightful condition. He was In the last stages of desert exhaustion, devoid of clothing, sunburned, blistered and crazed, with his tongue swollen enormously, a pitiable object, and unable to speak. "He was tenderly conveyed to camp You can shave first time you try and everything possible done for blm, with a but kind aid came too late, for an first hour after he had absorbed the cup of water he expired." ylH it- efcf-fere- Brae-mak- e Gold-fiel- d Quotation Marks. Senator Beverldge, In an WORLD OVE KNOWN THE after-dinne-r a rupt politician: DAISY "The man'a excuse Is as absurd as the excuse tbat a certain minister offered on being convicted of plagiarspeech In Cleveland, said of cor- fly KiixERrrrjrj: tai.eei Laaa All m t aas ialaaa n at si a. affj pi I or lta M ea lex lafsm av. ism. "'Brethren, said this minister, 'it Is true that I occasionally borrow for my sermons, but I always acknowledge the fact In the pulpit by raising two fingers at the beginning and two st the end of the borrowed matter, thus Indicating that It Is quoted.' " SOMETIMES. cla -- aa ttawtasMls iie. feit ee. e mm Mat awaaakaraW mm luwftfcafj mmwmm ar w - a 1 A New Version. have a peculiar system of abbreviation, such words as trustees, executors bolng cut down to trees, exors, and ad mors. This practise led to an amusing stlp on the part of a solicitor who, somewhat late In life, abandoned bis profession and entered the church. A few Sundays after bis ordination he startled bis congregation while reading the lesson by delivering one of the passages as follows: If "I see men as trustees walking." Sao tew ftevafctys of dlUpaprefajba nythuej and ascf. ia hi columns ahould iniiii apaa having what they atk lot, refuting all BubftiridBa or imilalioaa. biDK rvu HAIR BALSAM sal brant ntr tl h luaufiam g 'fwita. rwy Fajli to Bnntor CTamam i rutmrtpj Hear. sktad a iatr to lta YoiiUiiui Color. at itair aanfc Vteree ermip tueaaaee 4we,ejd miffti wlih) ur eea, uae J l'af lmrrreaa Thompson's Eyt Kafir The secret of life la not to do what "KIM. THK FI.1FS AND flERM"." formta la, one likes, but to try to like that which 61 ma, luaztHuuiva ami aanulaaa, ku M, one has to do; and one does like It HOWARD E. BURTON, In time. D. M. Cralk. Hpralinaa prlcw.: (J,. Id, Btlrnr, Lead fl; Ilvitr, 7tf! Uuld, (Ob; Zlne or Coptxir, ti. Malting ana full prlre lint arm a a ppliraiiM. Man will have what he desires, and Control an., umpire work aoll.ltM. l.vadaiila. Henderson When a man marries will find what Is really best for blm. CoL Ual iraa a. UarBooata KaUunaJ Baaa. he keeps his wife In dresses, hats, exactly as he honestly seeks it. W. N. U., 8alt Lske City, No. shoes in fact, everything she needs. Froude. What does a wife keep her husband In? Henpeck (absently) Hot water. a 34-19- Another Tradition Exploded. Two Englishmen were resting at the "Red Horse Inn" at Stratfordon-Avon- . One of them discovered a print picturing a low tumbling building underneath which waa printed: "The House In Which Shakespeare Was Born." Turning to his friend In mild surprise he pointed to the print His friend exhibited equal surprise, and called a waiter who assured them of the accuracy of the Inscription. "Ton my word," said the observing Englishman, shaking hla bead dubiously, "I thought he was born In a manger!" Success Magazine. Less Lavish. saw 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' played recently. . ' 1 . "Sot" "I think I'll read the book." The "You may be disappointed. book mentions only one little Eva and one Lawyer Marks." 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