Show Senator Dicks Experience in a Bank I I J HIHEN I was a young fellow says TV Senator Dick I worked in a bank One dayra Saturday when for some teas n or other1I wiis anxious an-xious to get away earlyIt was found that the cash was 25 cents short We worked for an hour trying to find that money My time was growing shorter short-er every minute At length I dug down Into my pocket pock-et and pulled out a quartor Here I said and I tossed the money down on the counter I didnt eve why that wouldnt settle things Hut my employer em-ployer was very strict Young man lie said take that n ty back We will find that quarts If It takes all nightWell Well wo worked till midnight Then thebanker told us to come back the next day Sunday We did and It was noon before wo found tho error Of course Ive since learned that it wasnt merely the fact that a quarter was missing that caused tho concern it was tho fact that that ono error might lead to others which wouldnt bo discovered possibly for a week Then tho contusion would have been almbst endless A treasury official was at TV function the other night and was presented ton to-n charming young woman As soon as she learned he was In tho treasury dopartmentj she said 1 i want to complain sn to you r about that Inquisition over there What Inquisition The examination of baggage at the port of Now York Out Im not In charge of the customs cus-toms > Made no difference to the young woman She forced the official to listen lis-ten to her story She had come over from Europe with n lot of ribbon In her trunk An Inspector ordered tho rr trunk opened lie asked her what sho was going to do with the ribbon Sho told the truth though she was a good deal embarrassed Why said the official he only wanted to know If you were going to sell the ribbon or use It yourself You need have given him no more Information Informa-tion than that |