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Show STEER ANOTHER 111 BACKACHE STORE PATRONS AND CLERKS FLEE FO LIVES A3 THE ANIMAL CURED By Lydia E.Pink!iam's Vegetable Compound ENTERS DOOR. TRIES TO INVADE HOTEL Logansport, Ind., Scene of. Frenzied Scramble as Maddened Beast Gardiner, Maine. "I hare been a Charges Through City's Princigreat milTerer from organic trouble. pal Business Streets. rl anuasevere female weakness. Tb Ixgansnort, Ind. Pursued by men doctor Bald I woul J have to go to tli on horseback, a wild Bteer that had hospital for an fust been shipped in from the west broke from a stockade and tore madly operation, but could not bear to through the streets. The steer ran to do think of it. 1 the business district, and with two cided to try Lvdia E.llnkham'BVcB horsemen behind, trying to rope the etalle Compound frightened animal, It turned Into and&mative Warh Fourth street, the city's busiest thorandwasentirclj oughfare. I cured after thnt After running for nearly a block in months use of thorn." Jlrs. S. A. the middle of the roadway, the aniR. D. F. No. Box 11, 80, Williams, mal bolted upon a sidewalk, and, belGardiner, Ale. should to woman No submit a surpi lowing loudly, raced along, scattering cal operation, which may mean death, pedestrians like chaff before the wind. until she has given Lydia K.linkham' Doxes piled upon the sidewalk in front Vegetable Compound, made exclusive- of Dewenter's ' furnishing store, ly from roots and herbs, a fair trial and it blocked the animal's Ibis famous medicine for women turned and entered theprogress, store. Clerks has for thirty years proved to be the most valuable tonic and rcnewer of and patrons who were In the place at the female organism. Women resid. the time quickly mounted counters in and ladders. ing in almost every city and town the United States bear willing testi-mon- y Panting and snorting, the crazed to the wonderful virtue of Lydia iteer came to a standstill In the midE. rinkham's Vegetable Compound. dle of the store. John McGUllan, emIt cures female ills, and creates radi- ployed at the City National bank, next ant, buoyant female health. If you are ill, for your own sake as well as door, who was in the store at the those you love, give it a trial time, ventured near to soothe tho Mrs. I'lnkliara, at Lynn, Mam, frightened steer, but at that moment Invites all sick women to write the animal saw its own reflection in ber for advice. Her advice Is free, a swinging plate glass mirror at the and always helpful rear of the store, and with a snort and fling of heels high in the air, the aniIT IS. mal dashed toward the glass. head the steer With lowered charged the mirror. The animal struck "?r-rthe mirror with such force that its head and forepart of its body became fastened in the frame so tightly that clerks had to assist it in getting free. Again free, the steer backed In behind one of the counters and started She John Henry! I wonder how to run along the narrow path toward you can sit there and look me in the the front of the store. face. Herman Bailey, one of the clerks, He So do I, my love; but it's surwas knocked down and was buried beprising what a recklessly brave man neath an avalanche of hats and boxes. can do! tf V j$ nfen a Many Were In . 'fit the Same Boat. According to the Saturday Evening Post, this is a story heard with much glee by congress during the last days of the Roosevelt administration: During the recent cold spell In Washington, a man, shivering and ragged, knocked at the door of a K street house and said to the lady; "Piease, madam, give me something toat. I am suffering severely from exposure." "You must be more specific," the lady replied. "Are you a member of the senate or of the house?" Not Asking Much. "The president," explained one of the secretaries, "can't stop at Plunk-vlll- e on his swing around the circle. In fact, my good man, we are scheduled to go through Plunkvllle at 60 miles an hour." "Couldn't you throw out one of his old hats?' asked the leader of the com' mittee, hopefully. Washington . V. ins-- -. -- WAS IN NO HURRY TO LEAVE Usually There Are Other Troubles to Prove It. CREATES A PANIC WOMAN IS KIDNEYACHE. H Tain in the back Is pain in the kidneys, in most cases, and It points to the need of a special remedy to remove and cure the congestion or Inflammation of the kidneys that is interfering with their work and causing that pain makes you say: "Oh, my back." Thompson Wat-kins- , professional nurse, 420 N. 23rd St., Parsons, Kan., says: "For some time I was annoyed with sharp twinges across the small of my bark and irregular passages of the kidney secretions. Since using Doan's Ktdney Pills, I am free from these troubles." Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster Ullburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y." that JERSEY LILY. -- Dorothy and the Stork. When little Dorothy Walworth was Introduced to her baby brother In the First Methodist Episcopal Parsonage In Yonkers, N. Y., she manifested intense Interest, but was not astonished. "I knew he was coming," she exclaimed; "I knew it." Pressed for an explanation, the said: "I was down , to the Bronx zoo the other day and saw the stork in his cage. I recognized Mr. Brown (to new cook) What Is him by the black stripes on his wings your name? that papa said were there. Well, when Cook Mary, sir. . the stork was standing alone on one Mr. Crown Dear me, that Is my leg, I went close to him and w hispered wife's name. We shall have to call in his ear that I wanted blm to bring me a baby brother or sister, lie didn't you something else. Cook Never mind, call me Lily I say anything, but I knew he would do It, because he bent his head toward Joke Medicine. ' me and winked an eye." He is a very practical, serious-minde- d man of business. The other Good to Her Husband. day he met a friend, and related to "George, dear," said Mrs. Dovekins, him an alleged joke, and at its con- who had come downstairs in time to clusion laughed long and heartily. pour the coffee, "I'm going to walk to The friend looked awkward for a tho car with you this morning. Aren't moment, and then said: you glad?" "You'll have to excuse me, old man, "Very glad, indeed, lovey. It's so but I don't see the point." nice of you to think of me and to "Why, to tell you the truth. I don't get up early for the purpose of making just1 see the point myself. But I've it unnecessary to walk those dismal nirde it a rule to laugh at all jokes; three blocks alone. How much do you I tbink it's good for the health." want?" Expensive Silence. Alice was lying on the floor whining and crying steadily one afternoon, until, her father's patience exhausted, he called out to her: "Oh, stop, Alice, and I'll give you a penny." Alice stopped only long enough to answer: "I can't stop for less than a nickel! Boohob! Boohoo!" Deafness Cannot Be Cured Little Of local application, as they cannot rwh the dls '1 Ure m only one euard puriiuu ol the ear. ay to rure drafneae, and that la by eofiaUtutHNial rmmlk-a- . LMttlnra la eatued by ao mflaim-condition ol Ilia murmia lining ol the EuaUuhuui Tube, When tlila tube M Inflamed you hive rumbling found or tin perftrl heartnit, and when It fa entirely cliwd, lmf new tt the result, and unleaa the Inflammation can be taken out and thle tube rmlored to II normal condition, hearthf will be dretmyrd torrvrr; nine rami out ol ten are eatix-- by Catarrh, which la nothing but an In (limed condition of the tnucoua eurfaree. We will alvw One Hundred Dollar, lor any caae of Deafnem by catarrh) that cannot be curat by iiall'l Catarrh Cure. Hend (or clrrulnra, free. F. 1. CUtXtV CO. Toledo, Bold by Dniiritsta, "So. Take Italia taailly Puli tar conjtlpauoo. Melodrama. With a Lowered Head the Steer "But you can't have a big scene Charged the Mirror. with only one person in it" "After star. I said the "Sure can," a struggle with myself I throw myself Finally the animal gained the front ol over the bridge." Louisville Courier the store and again took possession oi the main aisle. There it stood look Journal ing at the crowd which filled the doorway and the sidewalk. A BANKER'S NERVE Dashing out of the store, the aniBroken by Coffee and ( Restored by mal turned into Broadway and then Postum. swerved in at the Murdock hotel. But A banker needs perfect control o! the crowd In front scared the steer, nd instead of entering the lobby, at the nerves, and a clear, quick, accurate brain. A prominent banker of it seemed It was going to, it ran into Chattanooga tells how he keeps him the alley at the side. The two horsemen and two patrolmen followed and self In condition: "Up to 17 years of age I was not in the narrow space tried in vain tc allowed to drink coffee, but as soon as corner the steer. In bolting out of the alley the an! I got out in the world I began to use it and grew very fond of it For some mal ran full into a cab that was stand years I noticed no bad effects from Its Ing in front of the hotel. With head use, but In time It began to affect ma lowered the frenzied steer struck the My hands trembled, the cab and raised it until It stood only on unfavorably. muscles of my face twitched, my men two wheels. The steer then backed tal processes seemed slow and in other out and ran Into Dykeman's feed barn It did not stop, but went out the ways my system got out of order. These conditions grew so bad at last rear door and through the streeti that I hod to give up coffee altogether. again. It circled about the buslnesi "My attention having been drawn to section and finally entered a yard a) Tostum, I began its use on leaving off the corner of Thirteenth and Eric the coffee, and it gives me pleasure to avenue. Here, after much effort; thi testify to its value. I find it a delicious animal was lassoed and taken back tc beverage; like it just as well as I did the stockade. coffee, and during the years that I have used Postum I have been free Yields to Call of Wild. from the distressing symptoms that acFrancisco.-Bertha Sen Socha, I nervcompanied the use of coffee. The Indian fullblooded girl, 16 years old ousness has entirely disappeared, and the call of the wild. Sh I am as steady of hand as a boy of eannot resist in the home ol a servant been has 25, though I am more than 93 years old. I owe all this to Postum." Mrs. Margarita In Salons, a Mexican this city. Tho gir living "There's a Reason." Read the little woman house left the recently to camp among, book, "The Road to Wellvllle," In the trees in Qolden Qate park, livlni pkgs. Grocers sell snared at the lake's rim. Erer read the abor letter? A ww on birds under the stars at night and appears from tlm to tint. Twer sleeping ara crania, trwa, aa4 fall at fcamaa dodging the strolling visitors by day la t crest. A One-Par- t Sir James Crichton Browne, LL Tuberculosis Among Soldiers. For 1,000 active troops in the armies of the great world powers, the following figures show the percentage of cases of pulmonary tuberculosis: United States, 4.72; Great Britain and colonies, 2.4; France, 5.3; Germany, 1.6; Austria, 1.0, and Russia, 2.7. The secret of success In life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when It comes. Disraeli. To Breaking One Neck, $2. The "line up" man was a facetious soul. The woman for whom he was was putting up a pulley clothes-lin- e exacting. She ordered it put in a certain place, which it was almost Impossible for him to reach. He hesitated. "If I have to put it there, lady," he said, "I'll break my neck." Still she did not relent. "All right, lady," he consented, with a cheerful grin, "but it'll cost yer 2 extry if I break my neck." rERRV 1AVI8' PAINKILLER 2iH,or Mica bottle, butttcontuinamany dollara' worth of vtnn In curing- - colds. rhmuaUam, nvuralftia, and klndrrd Ilia. atalldnuuilMa. enfttaonljr To the good the world is very good ; Didn't Stay There. to the bad it is bad. Smiles. Father Didn't I tell you I would I)r. Plerm'a plraaant Pol Ma earn ennattpattna. whip you if I caught you In the water Cnnatlpatlon t lire, la the nniMif many the eauM and you cure Um dlaeaet. fcasy to take. again? Son Yes, sir, and that's the reason Don't get rusty and you won't I hurried out when I saw you coming. squeak. Wherein They Differ. Her When a man starts to talk be never stops to think. Him And when a woman starts she never thinks to stop. gives the best reasons for eating more Quaker Oats In an article published in the Youth's Companion of September 23rd, igog. Dr. Ilrowne, the itm-- a this gland is intimately connected with the nourishing processes of the "body. In conclusion lie says; "It seems probable therefore that the bulk and brawriiness of the Northerners (meaning the in some measure Scotch) has due to the stimulation of the thyroid gland by oatmeal porridge in childhood." The Scotch eat Quaker Oat because it is the best of all ln-e- . lie says oatmeal is gaining o of ground with the Great Britain. He speaks of it as the mainstay of the Scottish laborer's diet and says it pro well-to-d- oatmeals. How She Knew. A Frencch Scholar. As William bent over her fair face The cartoonist's wife was talking to he whispered: a friend. ' "Darling, if I should "I Just know Fred didn't want to ask you in KYent h if I might kiss yoi work at the office last night," she what would you anwwer?" said. She, calling up her scanty know "Why, how do you know?" was edge of tho French language, e claimed, "Billet doux." asked. "Because in his sleep he said: 'Well, I'll stay, but I don't want to draw.'" Llppincott's Magazine. Tit-Bit- Ambiguous. Harold What did she say whet you turned out the gas and kissed her 1 In after years a man wishes he was Rupert Said she felt as if shenevei half as smart as he used to think he wanted to see my face again. Phihk was. delihla Record. mmwz sige( The Positively cured by these Little Pills, CARTERS Tht-alao iv.iere Di treaa front DyHpcpalft.Iif d Ignition and Too Heart Eating. A perfect ren- eily for DUilueja, Nau- - ITTLE IVER PIUS. ma, Drowalueaa, Bay lan? n Baa Taste In the Mouth, CoaV cd Tongue, Pain In th fctafttaW.. aiia Side, TOUF1D LIVER They regulate the bowela. 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