Show VISITS WITH ftUJT6ltiflcjj Fancies Old fellows who laugh at tho youth of today because he begins to shave his Up on as soon as tho down comes should recall how they used to daub hair oil on their hair and sit for hours with their toes against a board curving curv-ing the toes of their shoes upward I 4 it < r Kansas Is kicking because some man doesnt Invent a pepper that wont make one sneeze Lets hear from the man who Is making bologna sausage without dog Ho might help some tt < r 6 The man who doesnt believe In himself I him-self has a lot of nerve to ask some woman to have confidence enough In him to marry him 6 < r When riches come In at the door lends begin to show signs of staying to tea 6 Ct it The man who wont take chances saves some money on engagement lings fr ir 0 It Is always Hocking time with the bill collectors when a man loses his job ir it fr There Is such a thing as getting there too cathy for tho worm it 6 6 In drowning trouble a man too often Flips In himself k h to Many a plug man Is wearing a plug hat 000 The Fire 4 T t p ll r J JI ham 2 saw six cords of wood and put It In thee Shed ind every night at 8 oclock I hat 2 go to bod Jiee reSon IB becus us boys while plujlng Quench thoe Plro Jestroyed Old Blnglmms chicken coop and raised our Intlicia lie sc touched a match to IIInckle > s grass i Uold firemen lads were vie irunnlng with our hose and cart I 2 put It out you neel Before we dashed up 2 thee spot It caught In IJInghamB liny and running 2 thee chicken Koop It burned It right away ye could not stomp It out a tall nor stop the oful names So when the Marshal cum along he took us Tellers names ind when the Fire department left Old BlnRham told ml ma that we would hat 2 pay thee bill or ho wood SUE my pa NOW every feller has 2 work Theres no such word as KAIL Dr else Old BliiKham he will send us every one to JAII1 0 what an oful oful tank 2 hut 2 work so late nd then BO straight away 2 1VKD becus Its after S NO did not mean 2 burn thee thing we only wuz In play I WHY did we ever start a tire That carried on that way 3IX cords of wood Is MOUNTAINS high I never will get through J even take a look nt It gist makes me Oful blue Bhnll not bo a riRKMAN BOLD when I git srowed by gee Ill drhe thee Water Wagon then thats good emit for MK1 000 Unfortunate A Kaiibas editor who runs a 1 question ques-tion and answer department In hU paper last week told an Inquiring subscriber sub-scrIber who asked for infoimntion regarding re-garding how to rid chickens of lice to boll them gently for ten minutes then peel cover with a syrup and can Another constant friend who sought light on how to preserve peaches was admonished to sprinkle them with whale oil soap remove all debris from the coop inlBe the nerchcs nnd fumigate fumi-gate 000 Stopping the Paper The copy looked plain enough and It surely did speak of the dainty blushlnB bride hut when It appeared In cold typo It was lime dirty blusterIng bride Already seven of her relatives have I topped the paper and tho husband In I laying for the editor C 000 Making a Choice A woman at Ardmore not being used to street can asked At which end shall I get off It doesnt matter re plied tire conductor both end stop hire alighted on her feet tumors QKln Ciazette n r |