Show VISITS WITH il UN6IJ BY The Domestic Problem Tho next time 1 get married remarked re-marked Wlgley nodding at nobody In particular but at v 1 all his guests In y f general as they 6 4p 3 + t waited dinner I I h f shall I I marry a hired girlor if b you please a maid On second thought I think r I 1 1 shall become u bigamist and r in n r ry several f This seems to be ht tho only sure way at I to keep one about iJ the premises It was hike e Y this you know When my wife and I first moved I Into this house Elizabeth cam e i Elizabeth was strong and willing c will-ing and nervous but Mrs Wig joy broko her to Poise and confidence confi-dence In three it weeks she was ns + graceful as n gazelle ga-zelle and as good natured as a t 1t > bride No matter e what happened Elizabeth was always Om al-ways there with 11 e l the salve Of r1 course she had her peculiarities V Sho would lead In a merry canter all day but you couldnt drive her around tho block In six months She was one of those willing girls that live on jolly and good treatment I did the jollying and Mrs Wigley administered ad-ministered the good treatment She stayed so long we grow fond of her and when she got married my wife oponod the houso and told her It was none too good for her wedding and thats going some boys Then wo began to play that highly Interesting game entitled Finding a Hired Girl Who Is a Jewel In threo days wo left off tho jewel part and played It straight Finding a Hired Girl First there was one that my wlfo wouldnt have under any circumstances cir-cumstances The next had a lame back on wash days Maybelle wanted 8 a week Thursdays and Sundays off wouldnt do tho washing nor turn the damper In the hotwater plant Fritz couldnt talk United States Dorothy wanted to come but the woman who was paying her tho whole at 250 a week wept a lot of wet tears and Said she didnt have the heart to do It because tho woman was going to give a party and needed her After that there was Agnes and Dora and Lucille andand as I was saying the next tlmo I got married Im going to marry seven or eight hired girls as a matter of protection to the Inner man Tho women of today to-day certainly have a problem on their hands Ditto tho men said Henry Drown sottovolce Dinner Is ready gentlemen Interrupted Inter-rupted Mrs Wlgloy appearing In the doorway Tho guests were seated and graco said when tho butlers pantry door opened and In stepped a charmingly beautiful maid of perhaps twenty years With an easy graco sho served the courses anticipating tho wants of Mrs Wlgloy with rare Intelligence I thought you said you had no maid muttered Cat others looking at his host with a suggestion of doubt In his eye Now one on me gasped Wlgley Where did you get her Julia addressing ad-dressing the question to his wife Thats my secret answered Mrs Wlgley provokingly After the third cigar In the library Drown arose and excused himself This way out intercepted tho host as Drown started back through thc house Where arc you going man Into the kitchen Sure Dill Im going to get the hired girl Wlgley gasped Im going to take her homo Well Ill be Cut Mrs Wigley caught him just bo taro tho explosion took place Shh she said Its a joke Well Great Scott who is she Miss Waltersthe Mrs Henry Brown to bo Marries his own hired glrmy idea purloined he cried What arc you talking about demanded de-manded Mrs Wlgloy Oh nothing or excuse me my guests are waiting 0 Pipes Wo cannot all bq winners Some of the horses have to come in last ti tr ir The jailor who always keeps bad company Is usually a good man 0 0 Tho man who tries to part a fighting pair beomes the human punching bag it < r 6 A mans memory Is always good when It comes to remembering to pay grudges it it it If n man has employment a cottage and somebody In It to work for ho ought to be happy yY = t |