Show n The Real Thing in Toothaches Geowhltaker Jumping Moses I But It was the worst case of toothache II I ever bumped against he said It was easy in the early part of the evening i even-ing but when midnight arrived It got busy for fair Liniment hot and cold water and all the rest of tho standard remedies were applied without avail Seven thousand devils with seven thousand redhot sledges hammered hammered and hammered away at the throbbing nerve That tooth stood upon its head rolled over the carpet and hung out of the window It growlod grumbled moaned and muttered mut-tered laughed cried ran walked trotted trot-ted galloped sailed flew dug and excavated ex-cavated and did everything under the heavens but quit and go to sleep like a decent tooth and stop monkeying it But why didnt you have it extracted ex-tracted Just as soon as Brown could get to the dentists he Great Scott man Wasnt It your toothNo No It was Browns |