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Show INDOMITABLE THE an of 16 SHIP OF MYSTERY ENGLAND'S NOW IN AMERICAN WATERS. JUST BEFORE. Shattering The office was seeking the man. "Not that I care anything about Discovered A husband and wife. Hho Dear! - Do you mind helping him, explained the office, "but mereDie? ly as a concession to the popular Idea lie (all ready 15 minutes before. He that 1 ought to seek him. has Just finished brushing his eveHaving thus satisfied the ethical ning clothes snd Is now looking over requirements of the case, the office, he stock report in the evening paper wearying of the perfunctory search, What do reached out and grabbed a man who md smoking s cigarette waa seeking the office. Chicago rou want? (Her mouth full of hairpins.) "But-oup this waist, will you?" Thla woman says that after "Where DURING REHEARSAL8 OF THE (Throwing down paper.) PAGEANT. month of Buffering Lydia 12. s the maid?" I'lnkliain's Vegetable Compound "Now, dear, you know thla la her afternoon off. Hurry!" made her a well a ever. up and walking over back Maude E. Forglo, of Leesburg, Vil, )t (Getting her. He takes hold of waist at top writes to Mrs. 1inkham: "Whats and starts on top button.) 1 want other Buffering women to " with the matter these buttons, know what Lydia 12. liuk hams Vegetable Compound haa done for me. For (Sweetly.) "Now, don't Iobo pamonth I suffered from feminine ill so that I thought I could not lire. 1 tience. They slip right In If "How do you suppose I can got the wrote yon, and after taking Lydia 12. rinkham'a Vegetable Compound, and thing together when you're squirming using the treatment you prescribed 1 like an eel?" felt like a new woman. I am non (Screwing her head from one side strong, and well aserer, and thank yon .0 the other, absorbed In getting her for the good you hare done me." hair right.) "You can't do It. FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. (Savngely.) "Look here! You keep For thirty years Lydia E. Fink-ham- s still! Now, I've got to begin all over, Vegetable Compound, made (llo starts In, his face knotted up in from roots and herbs Lf been the agony and working frantically gets standard remedy for female ills three buttons in.) Now! Now! Don't and has positively cured thousands of move, I say! There! That' better. women who have Itcen troubled with Hold on! I've got 'em going! Keep displacements, inflammation, ulcera- atlll! Don't you dare move! There!" "Finished?" tion, libroid tumors irregularities , n any-say?- Periodic pains backache, that feeling, flatulency, or nervous prostration. "Why dont you try it f tear-ing-dow- indices-tion,dizzines- n s Mrs. Plnkliam Invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to liealth. Address Lynn, Mass. CONTRARY, INDEED. Yep. "Oh, you wretch. (Standing up.) Don't you see" "What the devil Is the, matter now?" "Why, dont you see, cant you see. that you've started wrong? Its all got to be done over. "Darn ltl Whats the use? Well Life. stay at home. you call it. you know. Whats his name says all about him in hla great book; you remember, everyone took him for the other chap until they found he couldnt be; then they knew he wasn't. Think I look the part? London Sketch. NO DANGER. The Need. Volapuk Did you study or E ieranto? I did not," answered Mr. Sirius Barker. We have plenty of language. What we need Is more Ideas of sufficient Importance to deserve expression." Washington Star. C$2?-thing? - Helen Fm going - to Paris . next Why so? Kitty Shes been coaxing and coax- year. Mllllcent Truly? ing me to go to her picnic, and I wont Helen Yea, unless Pm engaged bedo lb fore then. None for Him. Mllllcent If I were you, Id begin Well, what does the hat bill come studying French right sway. Chicato thla summer?" inquired Mr. Jug- go Journal Betty His Assessment. f d rail--.oa- Tha Practical Situation. "Is a wife bound to obey her First hus-Land- ? SuJCerer And to , think that when we were boys we wanted to go to sea. Second Sufferer For goodness sake dont bring up childish memories now. First Sufferer I aint got anything else to bring up. Her Step-Ma- . Widower Wealthy (to daughter) My dear, I ahem I have concluded to marry again, and the the bride will be Miss De Sweet. To be sure, there Is some difference in our ages, but, er as she Is so young, she will be fond of society, you know, and will greatly enjoy going out with you. Well I'l1 Daughter (respectfully) chaperon her. N. Y. Weekly. Strenuous, Indeed. Great Caesar, man! gasped the corpulent Individual In the Turkish You are nearly rubbath parlors. bing the skin off of me. I dont believe you ever had any experience as a rubber." Yes, I have, sir, hastened the new I used to work In a livery employe. stable and rub down horses. Chicago Dally News. Inherited. How splrituelle she seems. No wonder. Her mother was a medium and her father was a chronio tippler. Chicago Record-Herald- . Another Boat Rocker. He rocked the boat. His wife was shocked. It was the gravy Uoat he rocked SALT LAKE CITY. Boarding and Day (or Boys. School CImmi Wla Wedatiday, Septw. Classical, Scitatific sad CsMerty Morses. Specie! dcpsrtMri fw tie keys, seder the cue at teacker. For terms ted laermtUm, apply t i. Very Rev. J.J. Cuinan,S.M, President. Is your Jtwslry worth whitT cost? or dont you cart? if yo, buy of us, our guarantss .,t. tloo th quality and pries outs, tlon at ones. 170 r SALT UKECITY.UTA& FALL OPENING Utah Business assw College Sond for full Information E. C. DAVIS, Prln., SALT to LAKE A Rural Financier Bill, you go out an clear op bom ten acres o new groun, whilst Jobs gits bout 20 acres ready fer cottos. an Dick lays off 60 fer corn, in Ml for watermelons; then, saddle tbs mules with the mortgages and lay Is i years provisions, an Ill stay horns an Agger Jest how fur we'll be behind when the year's out!" Atlanta Con stltutlon. ( h h Are Fine Horsemen Nothing evoked more genuine ad- - and a very strong grip with the leg, nothing seemed to move them in their saddles. In the Jumping competitions they particularly distinguished them-Dowthe an a I 8e,ve most Perpendic- - over the course ular Drop of 16 competition for of- fleers four of the feet first live were Italians and It was evident that both the riders and their horses had been subjected to a severe training. It la Interesting to remember that every year a certain number of Italian n -- Vertical Section of Another Course. A. A gentle gravel slope. B. A steep gravel slope, about 12 feet vertical height, a bit rounded at top to C. a strong stone wall feet to 2ii feet high and about 2 feet thick, with Hat top. bank fulling away from wall. D to K. Slope at angle of 43 degrees. B to F. Gentle slope at bottom. The officers rode the of firm grass about 80 feet vertical height same horses as for the other course-mostly Irish hunters, some very well bred, others more common and here also there were no accidents to record, the really fine horsemanship of the 2 down steep declivities Interspersed the Jumps around the hill on which the buildings of the school Cavalry stand. From the top of Vertical Section of Course Followed this hill the king During Riding Exhibition. can see clearly the h.ttrd Krawhole ,vArV.V' of this to 3 feet high. B to vel rail fence hard trass about feet wide. C to truly wonderful perpendlcmar drop of 16 feet to 18 display of pluck hird p,'.bbly 01 aml 'l,m dry. nerve, J patience to soft soil 26 feet Iona P P and Judgment to road with rough 13 to 20 yards wide. The officers rode which Is an adIn squads of about 12 each at a hand three mirable training and there were no falls or accidents Horse Taking i for the horses and ccasln. The horses slid down ii Slope After for the men who lumn I following Twelve ,mmedlly went down nearly n a Jumping Low ride them. The Fence at Upper first pprtlon of the ride may be deEdge. aSvenn,abOUt.30 0r 40Joln the scribed as school of Tor dl Quiuto to a fast run with foxhounds in daS Just outside Rome, a and there qualify a1" ,,he laltcr as Instructors of achleve which 8areaunEP8 riding for various regiments. At the end of the course "VTh, Allotment of Benefits. be the king, who takes a ,hp Sroatost good fnr thU 8rca 08t great Interest In o! nuber, do you not?" said the perfection of altruist, detail In his army, 'Ru?nlTWen?1 Mr' D,,8tln Stax. holds an official ex a mercenary age. The greatest number doesnt count amlnation, which a 0 llc mark ln fr0I't unless is a serious and of businesslike very Star. affair. The officers Going Down Fast A Busineie of the year have on a 45 per Hint. c. to follow a guide Cent. Grade 80 who Is a flrst- Feet In Length, In his 10 ,nvMt enterpHHo, B rate horseman and t (IntereBtedl-Copper admirably mounted for about two head, up- poBe with - C.-t- avel Get a Patent Your invention may be valuable ut should he patented. Send for free and advice to II. J. ROBLV SON, Patent Attorney. P. O. Boi lit, Salt Lake City. Earthquakes Cause Panic. Several earthquake shocks Iuti been felt recently In the Kongo diThere have bees so strict, Africa. . casualties, but the natives miles for Many of them ran and refused to return to their villages unless they received guns and wereptnle-strlcken- Ws ital-lo- IZlll' I. . annual-tlon- - LEAF LOOSE Best Kind. tbs LEDGERS PEMBROKE STATIONERY CO., Lit and word? The Artist Yes, I climbed up live stories to hts "den and he opened a small bottle of Ink. Chicago Dally News. A man can convince himself that whisky Is good for him on n cold morn"Well, I must say I haven't seen ing, or beer on a hot summer day many who were tied down to the Job. when he wants the whtaky or beer. Baltimore American. Its the same with coffee. Thousands of people suffer headaches and nervHER BAD BREAK. ousness year after year hut try to persuade themselves the cause la not coffee because they like coffee. "While yet a child I commenced using coffee and continued lb writes Wls. man, "until I was a regular coffee fiend. I drank It every morning and In consequence had a blinding headache nearly every afternoon. "My folk thought It was coffee that ailed me, hut I liked it and would not admit It was the cause of my trouble, so 1 stuck to coffee and the headaches atnek to me. "Finally, the folks stopped buying coffee and brought home some Postum. They made It right (directions on pkg.) and told me to see what difference It would make with my head, and during the Drat week on Postura my old affliction did not bother me oncei From that day to thla we have used nothing but Postum In place of coffee headaches are a thing of the past Kitty Poor Helen! No girl who Is and the whole family la In fine health . tolor blind should go to a boat race. "Postum looks good, smells good, Tommy Why not? tastes good, Is good, and does good to the colors of Kitty She la the wholo body. Theres a Reason. t rival club and wearing doesn't know it. Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well-vUlNot Then. In pkgs. A thing Of beauty I a Joy A new Ever read the above letter? Forever, but a warning t would aound; dont go to ae evie appears from tlms to time. They Her early tn the morning. are genuine, true, and full of human Detroit Wee Pres. Interest. 20 feet The prince of Wales has come to The armor protection consists or a brought America, and Incidentally has seven Inches In thickness. Prior belt with him Englands greut ship of mys- to the advent of the Dreadnought the the tery. the Indomitable, or rather officers of all ships of war bad tbelr la as old cruiser battleship all big gun big, fast, quarter aft. Thla custom dehas brought him to Canada to take as the navy itself. But new types In the and celebracentennial new arrangements, mand part In the Quebec includtion, and the coming of the great Dreadnought all of the officers, the chiefs commanding and naval our admiral will the give ing fighting ship the opportunity they have long wanted of prying Into the Becrets of this vessel around which England haa thrown so much mystery. This new ship, built on the lines of the Dreadnought, la a combination of battleship and armored cruiser, and, what Is more remarkable, she is remangard by those experts who have her of armor, to learn something aged armament, and speed, as being efficient both as a battleship and as an armored cruiser. She Is bigger than any other completed battleship except the British Dteadnought, and she Is swifter than any armored cruiser yet sent afloat. Previous to her advent our three fast scouts of the Salem class were reckoned as the fastest warships in the world. Of this trio the liatbbuilt Chester recently maintained a gait of 26.52 knots an hour. Designed for a speed of 25 knots an hour, this British racer is now credited with 28 knots. The Indomitable Is the first of the s to go all big gun afloat The Michigan, the Qrst of our all big gun Just plain battleships, was After Trilaunched a few weeks ago. The Michi- The Indomitable, 8howlng of Method and Mast Hoiatlng pod gan is rated as a Dreadnought. This and 8tow!ng Boats, Dreadnought cruiser of Great Britain carries a battery equal to that of the officer, have their quarters forward, In ' Michigan, and her speed is such that the space formerly occupied by the she can easily outrun any of our much crew. The Indomitable has the same boasted scouts. arrangement. As the British Dreadnought revoluStill other unusual features that tionized naval construction, so doubt- give the vessel a singular appearance less will this new type of cruiser are the tripod masta. ' naval revise The representative of our shipyards proDreadnoughts grams. The Dreadnought Is the most which has gone to meet the Indomitpowerful battleship noj In existence. able In Canadian waters Is the New rifles. The In- Hampshire. This is the newest battleShe mounts ten domitable carries eight guns of this ship which we have In commission. caliber, and in actual fire Is equal to The vessel Is of 16,000 tons, has a the Dreadnought. Moreover, while the speed of 18 knots, and Is armed with rifles, eight eight-inch- , Dreadnought has a speed of only 21 four The cruiser batknots an hour, the Indomitable can and 12 seven-inch- . steam nearly six knots an hour faster. tleship of Great Britain Is superior to And whereas the Dreadnought has her in speed, and her eight for repelling torpe- guns Just double the four of that call only do attack, the cruiser battleship has her carried by the New Hampshire. Father (who has given hla consent) miration at the great international hours over rough, hilly and broken I hope, young man, that you know horse show at Olympia recently than country, with banks, ditches, and the value of the prize you will get lr Italian officers who very formidable unbreakable ral' took part in the fences, and at the end of the ride the my daughter. Young Man Well er no, sir; 1 display. They were whole number follow him up and don't know the exact value; but a especially remarknear as I can find out, it's In the neigh able for a firm seat gins. borhood of $50,000. Half Holiday. New Markeb "Let me see" aald Mrs. Juggins, pro"I noticed you have taken the cowducing the long paper. "My Merry THE ONLY THING LEFT. Widow, Lotties pink Merry Widow, catcher off the engine," aald the pasEllas green and Mamies mauve Merry senger on the rural railroad. Widow total $99.90. Yes, replied the conductor with a Gee! said Mr. Juggins. "Nearly wfnk, we never run over any more a hundred! Well, with the ten cents cows. Since the farmers have dtscov-rethat the automobile owners pay remaining, I guess Id better have my more tor killing a cow than the eld straw done up again. they turn them out on the pike A Bland sr. nstead of on the tracks." Chicago Squaggs Why did the butcher beat Dally News. up Longley? Mean Joke. Squlgga Slander. The Artist That poet played a Squaggs Whatd Longley say? Squlgga Said he saw a dog down mean Joke On me yesterday. He said In the butcher's licking hla chops, and he had sold a poem and if I would a lot of customers quit before It was walk up to his "den" he would open a explained that the dog was licking hla small bottle. own chop. Toledo Blade. The Actor And did he keep his We like to defend our Indulgences and habits even though we may be convinced of their actual harmful-ness- . Prince of Wales' Visit to Canada Gives Naval Officers of United State Chanc to Gratify Their Curiosity. cruiser-battleship- Jones (explaining who he is supposed to represent) Im that fellow who fought at the battle of what do This Weather. "This Is the limit! Whats the mutter now? "I called up the Iceman to find out why he hadnt brought us any ice foi three days "What was his reason? Cleveland Said It was too hot Leader. SELF DELUSION Many People Deceived by Coffee. consisting The Indomitable Is driven by turbine an estimated engines, which have Her great free41,000. of horse power to board would seem to enable her almost tn any speed high maintain kind of weather. Forward the vessel measures 32 feet above waterline. The It Is amldshlp freeboard Is 29 feet; aft an Illusion. Btene At home. argument o 2 bit Or. Last Words of John Quincy Adams. The dramatic death of John Quincy Adams on the floor of the hones of congress gave the writer of his day an opportunity for putting line words in hla mouth and rearing another historic hero. At that time Dr. V. was a. member of congros from New Jersey, and subsequent became governor of hts state. Hem the first to reach the stricken man u he sank to the floor. Dr. Newell later In life Insisted that Adams' last words, spokeo to bln, were: "This Is the end; quick, s Btw brandy." Which doesn't accord histories of the event by with popular long ikot Had On Drawback. My!" exclaimed little Billy, to J gazed at the lithograph, Id like a giraffe. Just think how easily 1 could 'rubber' over the basefall fencs. "That's right, replied Tommy. there Is another time when T0 wouldnt want to have a neck like giraffe. "When Is that?" Why, ln the mornings when jour ma begins to scrub your neck soap and water. Th Effect Spoiled. "Refused you? Surprising! DIJJ walk with her in th moonilgM' "AnJ row you tlX would glad1? her? ow "I did; but Just then some ran tn I and yelled Hands up! blocks before her mischievous J brother caught me and told ni If only a Joke. Word from Bfer William. 1 De black crow not only don t des how black he la, but he Urs die In de belief dat no mockin' Nr beat him singing. tlon. ' Atlanta , Con .. - Founded Bryn Mawr ColleSfound Bryn Mawr college was the Joseph W. Taylor, who began tlon of the college buildings He died In 1886 and left an endo oi of $800,000 for the continuance collet work he had bogun a women. Fellows In Misfortune. Washington man treed by a dead bear understH too feeling of the man who shoes to slip up the stairs qui1 then discovered that bis wife home from her suffrage club. The ' fj |