Show REALLY NEW GOLF STORY Caddies Loss of Temper Excusable Under the Circumstances A very pompous very self suIDcient and very bad golfer was once playing over an Irish course He had as his caddie a battered old Irish peasant with a very knowing twinkle in the corner of his eye After each stroke and each stroke was cruel hard on the green turf of Ould Olreland the vainglorious ono said to his caddie In the most lordly fashion Replace the turf caddlo I Quietly and patiently pa-tiently the caddlo went through tho performance thinking volumes and saying nothing at all until the eighteenth eight-eenth was reached Then as tho last duffed shot stumbled its way to tho putting green and Replace the turf caddie rang in his ears for tho last time ho Burned with a look of Ineffable Inef-fable scorn upon his august employer employ-er and said Arrah is It replacing the turf youll bo bidding me do By the holy fly Itll bo returfing the place well be all doing when youre gone The King |