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Show GOOD STUBBIE AND FATTY AND BILLY AND ME FOR BAD BLOOD Credits Doans Kidney Pills Gratifying Cure. 8. Hon. Charles A. Towne, ex-orbrilliant from Minnesota, Senator ator, clever business man, brainy lawyer, whose national prominence made him a formidable candidate for the n 1904, nomination presidential writes us the following: Gentlemen: I am glad to endorse D o a ns Kidney Pills. The remedy By Byron Williams Pink Pilla. "In tbe lead mine I watt at work on my knees with my elbows pressed against rock wall, ill dampness and extreme of cold," said Mr. J. G. Meukel, of 2975 Jackson aveuae, Dubuque, Iowa, ill de scribing his rxierience to a reporter, "and it is not surprising that I con traoted rheuiimtism. For three years I tiie joints of my bad attacks a ankles, knees and elbows. My ankles and knees became so swollen I could scarcely walk on uneven ground and a little pressure from a stone under my feet would cause me so much pain that I would nearly sink down. 1 was often obliged to be iu bed for several days at a time. ' My fiiends wllo were similariy troubled were getting no relief from diM'torsand I did not fed encouraged to throw money away for nothing, By chance I read the story of Holier I Yates, of the Klauer Manufacturing Co., of Dubuque, who lud n very bad rase of rheumatism. I decided to try Dr. Pmk Pills for Pale People, tlui remedy he had used. In three or four weeks afrer beginning to use the pills, I was in licit better and iu three mouths I was well. The swelling of the joints and the tenderness disappeared, I could work steadily and for eight years I have bad no return of the trouble. My whole family believe iu Dr. Williams Pink Pills. Doth my sous use them. We consider them a household remedy that we are snre alsmt." Wtmt Dr.Williatns Pink Pills did for Mr. Meukel they are doing for hundreds of others. Every dose sends galloping through the veins, pare, strong, rich, red blood that strikes struight at the cause of all ill health. The uew blood restores regularity, and braces all the organs for their special tasks. Get the genuine Dr. Williams Pink Pills at your druggists or direct from the Dr. Williams Modi oiue Co., bcheucuUidy, N.Y. fin-tin- was recom- mended to me a few months ago when Brushed Scales from Face Like Powder Doctor Said Lady Would Be Disfigured for Life Cutlcura Works Wonders. "I suffered with eczema all over my body. My face was covered; my eyebrows came out. I had tried three doctors, but did not get any better. I then went to another doctor. He thought my face would be marked for Ufe, but my brother-in-latold me to get Cutlcura. I washed with Cutlcura Boap, applied Cutlcura Ointment, and took Cutlcura Resolvent as directed. I oould brush the scales off my face like powder. Now my face Is just as elean as It ever was. Mrs. Emma White, 641 Cherrler Place, Camden, N. J April 25. 05." Disappointment the very bottom are shafts sent to of our souls, and whatever Is there, whether gold or only copper, they bring It to the sur face. Edmund Garrett. TEA 1 1 of tea; the taste is only the foretaste. Where none admire, Us useless to eicel; Where none are beaux, 'tls vain to be a belle. 1 n T.yttleton. TEA How many fine thoughts lie along that word of three letters: -al To Clean Plaster Ornaments. Plaster of parts ornaments may be dossed by covering them with a thick layer of starch, letllng It dry thoroughly, then brushlug off with a stiff brush. FRENZIED ADVERTISING. In these days of frenzied advertising. It is hard for all of us to tell the real thing, and It naturally follows that the safest way Is to pin our faith to those articles and products which are backed and guaranteed by the oldest and moat reliable concerns. The PlUsbury Company of Minneapolis. with a world wide reputation for BEST quality, guarantees to you that In buying their Ideal breakfast food, "PlllKburya VITOS the Meat of the Wheat," you actually purchase a product which la free from Impurities, and at the same time a moat economical food. It la truly the white heart of the wheat kernel, sterilized, nothing added, nothing taken away; no flavoring, no cooking, and a two pound pack-agwill make you twelve pounds of delicious white food. Figure the economy of this. If you are looking for the best, and are willing- - to accept the statements of the largest and most respected of Arms, whose product are the yard-ticby which all competitors measure their lines, you will not hesitate. Ask your grocer for THU. VITOS the Meat of the bury' Wheat." t Itit up only in two pound packages. Trice SO cents. A man who thinks he la marrying an angel later makes believe that he was not far out of 'eekonlng. o to-da- air-tigh- TEA If weary, tea is rest; good lex If wakeful, sleep. If dull animation. If silent, talk. misera- n a who pronounces marriage failure either has had too much experience or else none at all. Philadelphia Bulletin. A man Birds of Prey Cause Consternation'll! Swiss Canton. A Story of the raids of three great canton eagles comes from Mublebacb, of Valais, Switzerland. These birds of on prey have made several attacks A on even persons. cattle, and lately short time ago, they attacked a heifer, continually striking It with their powerful beaks till death ensued. They then almost entirely devoured It. Shortly afterwards a new exploit was recorded to their credit. The three terrible birds threw themselves on a magnificent bull. The animal courageously defended Itself. But Its head and neck were so ripped and torn by blows from the powerful beiks that a veterinary surgeon was called In to kill It. Finally they attacked a little girl who happened to be alone on the mountain. Her terrified cries were, however, happily heard, and help came In time, no greater misfortune befalling her than the loss of a few tresses. The eagles have now become the terror of the country and hunters are everywhere on the lookout. A similar combat between a boy and a powerful eagle Is reported from Gsteig, near Berne. The lad, wounded on the cheek and hand, contrived to drive the eagle against the cliff, dealing It blows As tbe eagle his umbrella broke. made a third attack, the boy drove his pocketknlfe Into its eye, when with loud cries it returned swiftly to the mountains TEA DIAMOND coal-scuttl- Stubble and Fatty and Billy and ME, We found a next In a nliek'ry elm tree! Lkiwn by the bridge they' 's a goal: Whooke hacker" gobbles the fraldy-catn- " whole! Daaaent touch toads er they'll give ys their warts! We know where gooseberries grows by the quarts! Stub caught a honey-be- e right by Its wings! I hooked a too, once, b' Jlngal "whook-whackpr- mud-turtl- e, Stubble and Fatty and Billy and ME. We hung our clothes on a thornapple tree; Anchored our pole In a crotch fer the cat" "Tsist t' git In la a nigger! aea Fat. Skltin w skipped fer th ol' swtmmln hole, WOMEN LIKE THE FEATHERS. Domestication of the Ostrich In South Africa for Its Plumage. The domestication of the ostrich In South Africa for the sake of Its plumage took place loss than thirty years the capital Invested runs ago. Into millions. Ostriches are curious birds. The male bird sits on the eggs during the night (5 p. m. to 9 a. m ), the hen takes up aentry duty during the day and the curious thing Is that the pair are punctual to a minute. Eggs left unprotected for a single night will be useless next morning. The Incubato forty-fivtion lasts from forty-twdays. When eight days old the chicks are removed from the parent birds and put In a small Inclosure with an old woman or boy In charge to tame them; unless this is done they will, when grown up, retain a great deal of their wild nature. When the feathers are required a cap Is plsced over the bead of the bird, which Is then put Into a box. The feather are not cut nnless properly matured; that Is to say. when the blood vein running In the quill haa sufficiently dried up so as to prevent bleeding. The long wing feathers are cut about one Inch from the flesh. The short ones are drawn. o e Refugs for Travelers. The first anniversary of the erection of the statue known as the Christ of the Andes, which occurred recently, was celebrated by the consecration of a large tract of land In the neighborhood of the statue to be used for the location of of a house of refuge for travelers. In the mountains, many of whom perish annually In the storms. Chile and Argentina, the two nations concerned In the treaty of peace marked by the erection of the statue, are In the movement, and the Idea originated with Bcnora Angela do Costs of Duenos Ayres, who was also a leader In the movement which led to the erection of the Christ of the Andes. Only the site of this house has s yet been secured, but the enora hopes that the house wilt come In a few years. Uutdon Telegraph. About ths President. Author like to get honest opinions of their works, but such opinions are so difficult to come by that they sometimes flh for them. President Roosevelt was once traveling In Idaho and passed a book lore In the window of which was a copy of hi "Winning iu the West." Going Into the bookstore he Inquired: Who Is this author Roosevelt?" "Oh," said the bookseller, "he's a ranch drlycr." "And what do you think of bis look?" asked the iTesIdcnt. "Well," said the dealer, slowly and I ve always thought I'd deliberately, like to meet the author and tell him that If he bad stuck to running a ranch and gave up writing bonk, he'd have made a powerful more pf a success at bis trade. Exchange, First one t' duck gits a bite on hi pole! e on out! chattels slim Stubbie , Spear; a kin be way out "It's jest as m here! sea Stub, "Fatty'a got a whale Id tel now. fellers, an tie It up tight! "Hurry You take a arm an' let Bill take the "Lookee! tall; I'll laiur the water on out of thl pall!" Pickin' up bottom is fun fer us guys Pa set he guesses that's what alls my eyes! Ma aea that If used In a e goose-greas- stack Purty nigh cures where th sun burns yer back! Stubble and Fatty and Billy and ME. Shivers an' shukea by the thornapple tree: Climb In our clothes an then kick out our ears is blue, but theres nolmdy keers! Goose pimples melt when th' sunshine comes out Time l go in agin! bawls Fatty Stout! Day's awful short fer us kinds and our play; Couldn't "go In but TEN TIMES yesterNose day! UMBRELLA THAT COST 11,000. Your grocer return your money If you don't Hire Schilling's Bert. The Pure CROV. Cream of Tart BAKING POWD: rlh better!101110 Cream of Tartar, the pUre k , product of delicious chief Ingredient and makeTi Crown" the best of the Money refunded If you Three Crown. Hewlett Bros, c Plggerlea with Stained WindJ On the Highland estate of tk. Sir W. Cunllffe Brooks.. Glen the roof of the t magnificent What is that tastes l toe. l Fiokh K eonf oy.T aefroi :eof d good tea? excess Tt ecus' d iries good and (you) indie good afterward. Your groeor returns your aonsy if y Schilling's Best , DB.M TEA The bulk of people prefer to be humbugged yet; we suppose they will always. wom Beet. Handle Mads of Ivory ( Studded with Jewels. "Fewer persons may carry umbrelCase of Longevity. las now than formerly," said James T. A family living In the city of Tiflls, Lucas of Baltimore, at the Hotel BalIn the Caucasus, consists of five memtimore, "but they are certainly carrybers whose combined age Is 395 years. more ing expensive ones." Mr. Lucas The father Is 105 years, the mother Is is a traveling salesman for an umbrel95 and three sons are over 60. la factory. "It is bard to believe that a person DONT FORGET would pay $1,000 for an umbrella, but A large So, package Red Cross Hall Blue, only cento. The Uuhs Company. South Bend. In& I have had several orders of that amount We had one for Tiffany last Common Benae bows to the Ineviyear. It seema difficult to figure table and makes use of It. Wendell where the cost comes In, but It la all Phillips. In the handle, which Is rich In jewels. First we take an Ivory tusk which Is brought direct from India. It may be two feet long in Its crude state, Did you learn tea cookery? and It Is polished and worked over, this feature sometimes taking a When did you learn and month. Then it la studded with diawho was your teacher? monds or some other Jewel I took orders In Kansas City for umAre you a real tea cook? brellas costing $200. "I will concede, however, that the Finnigan Fllosofy. raincoat Is cutting down the number Whin yes hear a mon shoutin' out of men's umbrellas' used." Kansas is good rlsolutlons, yea may City Star. ask whot he's been doin that he's ashamed av. Baltimore American. Where Money Is Not Enough. Give a man a cigar and he REMEDIES USED BY MILLIONS will beam all over and love you for six hours; offer him the lp cents with Truth About the Popular "Proprietary which to buy It for himself and he Medicines." will throw It In your face. Give a man The recent campaign against the a pass to a show and he will call you use of a good fellow In all the languages at ed In proprietary medicines, conductthe columns of The Ladles' his disposal; offer him the money to Home Journal and Coltler'a buy a ticket and he will call you a has evoked an answer from Weekly, the Comfool. Ask a man to your home to mittee on legislation of the Proprietake "pot luck" and he will jump at Association. The committee says: the chance; give him $2 and tell him tary "In considering the question raised to get a good meal at a cafe with your by recent attacks upon compliments and he will knock you medicines, every reasonableproprietary man will down. The dollar Is mighty, hut It admit that there la a wide and leglU-matIsn't warm. Nothing chills hospitality field for the manufacture and and good fellowship more than the ale of medicines already prepared touch of cold metal. You may spend for general use and easily obtainable money on a friend, but you must not at all times and everywhere. . . ask him to touch It Silver Isn't a Aa a matter of fact these medlclnei good conductor and you cant transmit are not patented at all, and the pop half as much cordiality and hospitallar use of the word patent In conneo ity to a friend through the medium of tlon with them Is a misnomer. Any a dollar aa hy means of a bad cigar. pharmacist will tell you that praett Money substitutes for good look und cally the only patent' medicines In good sense with great sucrex. but use are those which are manucan't tsko the place of good fellowship factured either by foreign or domestic worth a toothph k. Floresvillo (Neb.) pharmaceutical houses, and which art Chronicle. now almost exclusively dispensed hy physicians or designated by them In Poor Little Country Birds. their prescriptions. Alice llarhcr Stephens, the artist, "The medicines which sre now the told this glory recently: subject of wholesale attack by Mr A little East Side boy was on his Bok and Editor llapgood are the first country excursion. He lay on the family remedies properly In a grass peach orchard making a described aa proprietary medicines. cbnitt of daisies and buttercups. are the favorite remedies among Across the blue sky a line of birds They mllllona of people all over the coun darted, and his hostess, a young womtry; and, notwithstanding the conan, said: stant effort of some physician to ere "Usk up. Iatok up, Tommy. See ate against them, no on the pretty birds flying through the ever prejudice yet heard of any of the million! air." of users of auch remedies asking foi Tommy ksiked up quickly, and Hum legislation or other action advert tc he said In a compassionate tone: them." "Poor little fellers. They ain't got Women show wonderful fortitude 1b no cages, have tbcvT" New York pushing along a charity that aheds lua Tribune. ter tn themselves. . TEA to-da- y 10-cc- s Mrs. ir tool is grow meet DtC a 1 Words of Famous Womin. There is an Immense majority nnsbands who are neither polite Impolite, a minority of hnsbamli most polite and a few exceptk: husbands extremely polite -- Ey line Raymond. Year grocer return your money If you don't Ilk Hers Is Relief for Women. Mother Gray, a nurse in New York, discovered a pleasant herb remedy for women Ills, called AUSTRA LI AN LEAF. It is the only certain monthly regulator. Cures female weaknesses, Backache, Kidney and Urinary troubles. At all Drucgists or by mail 50 eta. Sample mailed FREE. Address. The Mother Gray Co., Leltoy, N. Y. tl lead the tea bush; all sorts on same tea bush. ac- do r to utigh' n; sec Cot ese i The woman who knows how to a queer story with somethin grace is so rare as to be notlceaH TEA Injunction and damages, or an count of profits. bal-- Is covered with hundreds of heads, while the piggeries hay ed glass windows. All sorts of tea Infringement of Trade Marks. An Innocent infringer of a trade mark Is liable to an action for an .n ful way. Schilling 5 TEA Tne woman wbo likes to nave a little joke at the expense of some one else finds the most fault when It comes her without' THREE Unique You probably want that tea. Stubble and Fatty and Billy and ME, We bln Hullin' fur catfish, b We bln a tlnliln wheie fishormt--gn!no. Up in "The Hun where the plukercla grow! We bln a linkin' with 'hopper an thing "Spit on yer hook ami yer lucky, b JIiiksI" Stub gut a bite that wa almost a whulo! e Fat caught a right by the ball! os SAW FOR STONE. Setting Makes Contrivance Worth Small Fortune. is The saw Illustrated herewith said to be the largest of its kind In the world. It Is worth a small fortune. It is made of steel six feet In diameter and Is constructed especially for sawing stone. Its unique feature Our fortune and hope are in tea, in good tea. To-da- y isnt merely the taste was I feeling ble; bad severe pains In the back; was restless and lanneuguid; bad a dull headache aad was and limbs In the ralgic pains otherwise distressed. A few boxes ol the pills effectually routed my ailment and I am glad to acknowledge the benefit I derived. (Signed) CHARLES A. TOWNE. Foster-MllburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all dealers. Price, 50 cents per box. VVil-limn- DISFIGURING HUMOR. a with Rheumatism and Other Blood Dia eases are Cured by Dr. Williams A "Molting" Rose. Dorothy picked up a rose, whereupon all the petals fell off. "I guess this rose Is molting, mamma, she aid. "The feathers has came out. NO HOME IS TOO TOWNE 8. SENATOR U tbe fact that the teeth are set with diamonds in order to increase Its cutting quality. Is COW GIVES RED MILK. Ask Your Dealer for Allens A powder. It rests tho fuel Cures S; Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching. Sweating and Ingrowing Nails. Atall Druggiuj Shoe stores, 25 cents. Accept no suDsi. Sample mailed FREE. Axldrat. Olmsted, LoRoy, N. Y. Foot-L- a The man who believes he !i ! Queer, Freak Almost Ruins Pennsylfrom delusions doesn't know kon vania Politicians Dairy Business What Is said to be tbe queerest ers look at him. freak in the cow line ever known In OWE TIIE FAMOrS England or America has just been dis- Red Cross Halt Blue. Ijtnm iot, pe covered on the dairy farm of Stanley cents. The Kuo Company South ba R. Brunges. former member of the Requisites for Success state legislature, near Tunkhannock, Courage, perseverance, pita Pa. Tbe cow gives red milk, not a are the great fortune finders, dull, watery or milky red. but If a man has those Emerson. . bright, flaring crimson. ties, he will find himself too I'bei! The unique bovine almost proved endowed to be overlooked bybr-- j the destruction of Mr. Brunges' dairy business. The milk Is white when drawn, but changes to red in the course of a few hours. The customers WEATHER COB! of the dairy began complaining. Fin"I hsvw mod your FISH BRJfW ally, many of them cut short their pat Slicker for fio yoan tad ca W1h ronage. Mr. Brunges. at his wits end, fully say that I aontr have M4 wrote for assistance to the slate vetanything giv at to mock aad atifctioa. Eactowf erinarian, Leonard PeArson. A sclen find my ordoe for aaotNr MO tlflc investigation was made, resulting (lUMt AMO aoOMM 0 WUOOTlud in the cow, a pretty brlndle, Too can defjr ths hardest stonn via Toirt being marked as the only one of her peWaterproof Oiled Clothing ind H& culiar nature on record. So InterestIfizhest Award World i Fair. 13CI ed are the states scientists In the case that the cow has been brought OUR OUARANTE2 IS BACK Of TM SION OF THE FISH from Mr. Brunges and taken to the A. J. TOWER CO, University of Pennsylvania. In Philadorfo delphia, for observation. Mr. Pearson 10WiH CAHADJAM CO. aid that the cow was a mystery, that never before had he heard of such a voaouroi CAiuoa thing, and that the cow undoubtedly would draw the attention of scientific men the world over. I ( "s r P EM 1EI Af.il Jvo! W. L. Doucla, 3 &3 Fortune Hunter Rebuked. The fact of his having married for SHOES' money a woman twenty years his W. L. Cllt Edg B4.00 Douglas senior afforded the good cannot be equalled at an? pr people of Dresden an opportunity of subjecting one of the citizens to their humor-somIndignation. On quitting the church with bis wife the couple were e surrounded by a taunting crowd, who. having bound them with glided cords, seated them on a donkey painted yel-lofor the occasion, which, preceded four by n In gold-colore- d ral-men- t, leading by glided halters a like number of young men. was driven through the streets to the restaurant n,arrlaR0 bunluet had been ordered Ths Hoopoe Bird. W. L. OOUPLAS MART J to-da- y W. $10,000 fisas u Dnugl. f.I.SU .horn ouv lltllnf. alyl. thlavl tit lf qualltl, ho In th world. thoio ih.i cs4 you II I Collrnl ' sazJ ,: "- J,? dli""u D--" t- on the na-- ."ih'Vhll' I. IIwL, L mnrhvd aperies knoi Africa ami it, India to llslran f.- - lwy Shomm.A.SO, CAUTION. Inol.l W" h" WIIIiimU hit B.nia and r - Urmmm fT111 the "' other hl,h Inhabit from Iu WAVTFD, L. Will tL.t- -' j A Ik.ulaa hhiw are Minploo Mat fro ..r Fool Color fyoiota u.orft l" . llliioirol"! t W. L. IMHUl-A- i. t mf f!wi dillrrtiK Ih prho. 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