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Show Your Liver's Your Life: We'll Prepay postage or express char Tb on any Holiday Goods amounting' lo $3. bought of us. r Si'varwars. in FUtinam I. Gold noveWrs o Diamond, noaniad jet twnlt UKI MX. amui let it come-w- hen . k. prevented. Uascarets keep the hver lively end bowels ward off Blankets, after being washed, should be dried, if possible, on a sun-a- y day In the open air, and If there Is plenty of wind, so much the better. To prepare a wash for the blankets, take two cakes of white or yellow soap, cut them into ripces, and dis' treat. " Et2t solve them in boiling water on the Jtove, When the soap is quite melted, , ..,v,w uum luonuj. remove the saucepan from the stove 3nd add 'to the water two tablespoon-ful- s A POSTAL CARD BRINGS YTJU A of ammonia. COUPLETS PRICE UST ON A Take half of the prepared liquid and fvJlTAcs pour It Into a tub of lukewarm water, : w um put in the blankets, let them soak for s quarter of an hour and squeeze and PELTS press them gently the while. Then WOOL take the rest of the hot soap and water, and put the blankets into this tub. ETC AW i squeezing them about again. Aftery.T i I GET POSTED. ward take them from the tub and HIDE I WCflL j M SATlSScTOmf squeeze (do not wring) the water out, theu put blankets into a tub of clear water and rinse them well. Take JDt&VER, COLUKA1M) them out and squeeze them as dry as possible, shake them and hang them very straight on a line, pulling and Th finest nlaconrarihtollTnd Kbl't'ATIO.V worth wtall" TonmU shaking them periodically while they obool-Trear. Wrlieforcatak "W." are drying. When they are thoroughly dry, air them near a fire and they VT Aft will be ready to put away. aw UTAH, RAWFURQ Drunkenness and Opium Diseases. Am b M ssllicltr, M sickssts. Lm)in (rnlnl u u hi Iktir awa anatt. THE KRF.lEi IN. JJ4 W. Smith Trai-- U Strssl, Salt Uli. Cilr. rWHrlr fTITUTE, STAMPS Mr tot Rubber Type uuinw ana iiipiiticii in ttock. .. It it ...l,.H mmii i'km.-iuucuuiin. TAM LT LAKE CO., tall Lih City . 1 I MEN AND WOMKN to Leans "!TJ lift. With lt remof tnnlH. Add Molar Barbtr tU HA II I f Iflth partial lenli HA. g Commercial turret. a".0""-- , FWeek.. AT L. W&inu PTM ' Gome to Los Angeles nur own ColUgs Halt Lake City. Utah. Tiu An Optimist's Mishap. try to be optimistic, no matter "I Filth would be optlmlstlo If you lost your Job." "Yes, I should try to keep remem bering that there were other jobs to Floor Uainbargar BulMlng. CURED W. C.COOK, Clinton, la. SUte of Iowa Clinton County f On this 13th day of July, A. D., 1909, W. C. Cook to me personally known appeared before me and in my pretence subscribed and swore to the above and foregoing statement. DALE II. FIIErPARD, Notary Publie, In and for Clinton County. Uu.ru Ce. , r, kllM BlnttiMil, a. ot n, ts and one-dolla- r. k parent?" iSSi town. Anoppor- money, aiuinure neceetary. TAKE A DOS! OF His Reason. Lady Are you glad school begins In Just a few more days? Boy Tes'm. Lady You want to get back to ' work again, don't you? Boy No'm. ' Lady Then why are you glad? Boy 'Cause they moved me to an- odder district an' I want to see If I can't lick de new kids. LA. iTHE foe BEST MEDICINE COUGHS & wV COLDS pMSTJBSJBBs.laMBeBSSlsaS The Ancient Egyptian. Fbr a long time the visitor to the treat museum stood gazing at the Egyptian mummy swathed in bandages. "Tell me "What is "Was it sccldent?" one thing,' he ventured. it, sir?" asked the guide. automobile or aeroplane Chicago News. What He Calls Himself. Willie Father, a man Is always1 a bachelor before be gets married, isn't he? Father Tes, my son. -- Willie And what does he call him that ceeiv Af CEerAtrt self afterwards? Father I wouldn't like to tell you, trton Certain Evidence. "Has the Outlook come this week?" "I haven't heard It yet" Life. for Thought. Wife "My dear, the hens have scratched up all that egg, plant seed name?" "Well er to make sure, I guess you'd better address It: 'Mary Strong's Husband, Strong's Corners.'" Food you sowed." Professor "Ah! Jealousy!" article on (And he wrote a the "Development of Envy In the Minds of the Lower Grade of Bipeds.") e Matter of Conscience. I wonder why several of the men at the wedding the other night didn't congratulate the bridegroom? James I suppose It was because they were all married themselves. A Bessie Hadn't Come His Way. reported that there are more bank notes in circulation now than ever before in the history of the It The Preacher graph choir. Hooded Cover for Gas 8toves. over the burner stove and will bake biscuits, pies, cakes, apples, potatoes, cook vegetables and roast meats, Is here Illustrated. It consists of a heating plate of the kind used for heating Irons, a stand to support whatever Is being cooked, and a d hood that sets over the whole. Popular Mechanics. Toasties "Have you found out where they are circulating?" With Cream Han No Imagination. Mistress "What kind of a time did fou have?" Maid (ranturoualvl "A drama of a With Milk lm..t... Baltimore , The Difference. After all the difference be-man and woman Is one of wear ma tear. Brlggs What' do you mean? Boston MThe Transcript Hint. HeI'm afraid you are cold. Shall take off "my coat and put it around Memory Lingers" A Gentle Postum Cereal Co., Ltd Battle Creek, Mich. rou? She put your coat around but why take It off? You may . i Stop at HOTEL BROADWAY North Croadway 205-20- 7 Rates HOWARD to II .80 per day. BOo E. DURT0N "Itl'M"9 Hpecluirn prices' MA. HI Iyer. Lead, 1; tfcild, BIIthi, Me- - (lold, Wi-- i .I no or tapper, tl Mailing enrehipMi and lull price list sent on appllratWiii. Conmti ami uwplm work solicited. I.euUviiie Co Heferonou, Carbonate. National Bank. W. N. U, 8alt Lake City, No. 1& People Who Work Indoors With Their Hands The Sexton What success? The Preacher Fine. Nobody knew the difference till a deacon went to the loft to take up the collection. Seamstresses, I fti ists, draughtsmen, and many others, cannot properly handle their tools with cold, stiff hands. Many a lost hour or two on cold winter mornings results from the delayed beat of furnace or stove. The Perfection Oil Heater in a few minutes gives the temperature that assures the worker warm hands and pliable muscles. The - . Altoktely imolelas well-mad- , e, Dtattr Eutrvwhtrt. It not et tmrs. trrtft for iMSCrttttiBt circular to Ih4 marts! egtitcy aftkt Split six crackers and soak them for a half hour in cold water. Tbey will be twice their usual size. Take them out with a skimmer, being careful not to break or crack them, and place them In a buttered pan, the inner side up. Butter tops of crackers and place In a hot oven. The oven must be very hot or the crackers will not puff. In half an hour they should brown. Serve them with any kind of stewed or pressed fruit with whipped cream if desired, but they are nice without the Fried Corn. A can of corn mixed with one cup cracker crumbs; one egg and enough milk to soften It just so that It may be made into balls, then fried In hot butter. When I fry cornmeal mush I dip the slices Into a raw egg ttrst. A Nail Hint. Nails used In bathrooms ' and kltch-sn- s on which damp cloths and towels may be hung should be patntrd with enamol, so that they do not leave rusty marks. 5e' Continental Oil Company " Harness soft as a glove tough as a wire black as a coal HARNESS Sold by Deatora Kvetywher OIL MANUPACTUatO SV ron Continental Oil Company Standard Oil Compsay (IneorporaUd) QaSy&9jfa 30 Years. ieiiseMi Will Keep Your EUREKA Signature of In Use For Over '" uin,.,w one-fourt- h ImDortant to Mother mi odorless quickly Ives best, and with one filling of the font burns steadily for nine hours, without smoke or smell. Hss aatomatlc-Iockin- a flame spreader which prevents the wick from being turned high enough to smoke, and is essy to remove and drop bsck so the wick can be quickly cleaned. It hiss damper top snd a cool bindle. Indicator slwsys shows the smount of oil In the font. The filler-ca- p does not need to be screwed down ; It is put la like a cork in a bottle, and is attached to the font by a chain, and csnnot get lost. The burner body or gallery csnnot become wedged, becsuse of a new device In construction, snd consequently, it can slwsys oe easily unscrewed in aa Instsnt for rewicklng. The Perfection Is finished in Japan or nickel, Is strong, built for service, and yet light snd ornamentaL durable, lf Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA. a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see thafit art- watch-maker- s, ERFECTfl0)Rr Smokeless one-fourt- of Savoury Wholesome Economical Crlges Man (mends hla money fooU on a tear and a woman on wear. iishly -- phono t. With Fruit. v Griggs jtwoen a , cream. it was a wake." LOS ANGELES Was All Right. Howard Did you telephone Mrs. Howard that I would be detained at the office until midnight? Office Boy Yes, sir. "And what did she say?" "Said she didn't blame you she had made an engagement to go to the theater tonight herself." Smart Set , be well puffed and tolme." thought We tried - In Perplexity. "Michael Dolan, an' is It yourself?" "Yes; sure It Is." "Well, ye know thot bletherln' spal drum-shapepeen, Wlddy Castlgan's second husband?" "That I do." "He bet me a bob to a pint I couldn't swally an egg without break Phlliplno Beef Roll. . . Here Is an economical recipe since Jn' the shell ov it", , , . "An ye did It?" meat Is so expensive: One and one-ha- lf "I did." pounds of beef, lower round, one-ha- lf "Then phwat's ailln' ye?" one fresh one ' pound pork, onion, "It's doon there," laying his hand pepper, put through your chopper, or have the butcher chop It fine; mix on the lower part of his waistcoat "If with cup breadcrumbs, salt to taste; I Jump about I'll break It and cut me knead five minutes, form In loaf or stomach wld the shell, an' If I kape Til have a Shang roll, place In baking pan; lay three quiet It'll batch and me inside." hai rooster scratchln' slices of bacon on top. If not substiover whole can tute, pour tomatoes; The Bio Show. bake In slow, steady fire one and one-hal- f The personally conducted tourists remove to meat hot hours; platwere viewing the Egyptian pyramids ter, add a little hot water to toma"Goodness gracious!" ejaculated toes, thicken, flavor, strain and pour must cost a Mrs. have "It Newrocks, on around meat platter. Save thick to of them." buld money pile part of tomatoes. It will come in "Surest thing you know," eald Mr. handy for side dish or something next "but don't imagine for a Newrocks; day. This Is good served cold. moment that any one tourist agency stood for all the expense It was probably a Jackpot affair 1" Fudge Cake. Cream .together one cupful of sugat $100 Reward, $100. s of a cupful of butter; and The readers of this naner will be pleased to learn add one cupful of milk. Stir In light- that there la at leant one dreaded dlsenae that arte tire to cure la all its atara, and that at ly two and one-hal- f cupfuls of flour. haa been, able the only posillrt Hairs Catarrh litre Into which one heaping spoonful of Catarrh. Caiarrb cure now known to the mnllral fraternity. a disease, constitutional being requires a eonatitu-tlonbaking powder has been sifted. Then treat lull's Catarrh Cure Is takeo Inh stir In ternally, artlng directly upon the blood and mucous cupful of malted eurfsees of the aystera, thereby destroying the chocolate. Add one-hacup of Eng- taundtilkia of the disease, and giving the patient by building up the constitution and assM-bi- g lish walnuts, broken up coarsely, and streiutth nstnre In doing Its work. The proprietors h.ve much faith In Its euratlra powers that they offer lastly three eggs, beaten separately. So One Hundred Dollars for any rasa that R falls Is) For the fudge frosting use one and cure. rnd for list of teetimoniaia Addrees F. J. CUKNE Y CO. Toledo. O. one-hal- f tablespoonfuls of butter and Sold by all !rutnta. Tne. one-hal- f ?M Uaii'i f amily rilia tor constipation. cupful of unsweetened powdered cocoa, one and cupAncient City Modernized. fuls of confectioners' sugar, a few ' the ancient city In Asia Mi Tarsus, of of salt, cupful grains where the apostle Paul was born, nor, milk. Heat to boiling point and boil Is now Illuminated by electricity. The minutes. Remove from fire and eight power is taken from the Cydnus river. beat until creamy. Add one-hal- f of vanilla and then pour over There are now In Tarsus 450 electrlo street lights and about GOO Incandes cake to a depth of Inch. cent lights for private use. Cracker Puffs. Is Signature When in one-quart- Post mx - one-fourt- h Severe Punishment . Belle And did you make her eat her own words Beulah Eat 'em? 1 made her Fletcherlze 'em. Small Pill. SnaaQ Deea, Small Prico dear," replied his wife's husband. "I'm going to keep them until our Willie wants to learn to rmoke" NEW two-third- The Way to Find Him. "My wife and I are going to spend a few months with her people at Strong's Corners," said the meek little man, "and I want you to mail your pa. per to me " "Yes." said the clerk, "what's your Brooklyn Life. my son. you w eet rf rwr " &M3 & Afair mils. Sick Headache, and Distress after Eating. my c THE POLITE CHICKEN. tlOB, IYER II FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION DY MAIL 'oraaleorrem:alaotownlota An oven that sets andhumw. CUenu prepared n total?. Send partlrnlara and lowest price, NaUooal Heltj Co. tus flttli Ara Ktm York, of a gas or gasoline AGENTS r .rr ? If you are in. doubt as to the causo of your disease, or feel the need medical of advice, address a letter to Munyon's stall of eminent specialists, and they will scud you an examination blank, which you will till oub and return to them. They will then diagnoso your case and tell you what to do, absolutely free of charge. You do not put yourself under any obligation to them, and they will not feel hurt if you do not follow their advice. If they prescribe Munyon's Remedies and you decide to take the treatment, it goes with a guarantee of satisfaction or money refunded. . Address Munyon's Doctors, Munyon's Laboratories, 53d & Jefferson Streets, Philadelphia, Ta. to compi-tln- g applicant, a eirry g position-gettinbuok of Ideas. 11 prepaid. V. VI. A1UODY, aUuu, tted l'enuajlvanla Vera (after a few minutes' silence) "Then does transparent mean a cross vw Wli How to Market Your Services at Your Own Bni M bigbenprlre market Jut 'K,w PrlfB I like your faerrlnta, bow to control the market, it bnw bed." kiwi mm mm iba jClstimt and twitifUs th hah inxumni rroww. i rnNww firm Tall to Brftora Oray Cunt Ktlp diiMw hlr fiuiili Farmi Wanted vna MUNYON'S Thompson's Eye Wafer She Went to Bed. (8 years old) "What does transatlantic mean, mother?" Mother "Across the Atlantic, of course, but you musn't bother me." vera ''Does 'trans' always mean cross?" Mother "I suppose it does. Now, If you dont stop bothering me with your questions I shall send you right to Cures Eminent Doctors at Your Service Free WORLD OVER Vere r Con stipation, Indigea- - ' VERY DECEIVING. PARKER'S" HAIR BALSAM m do m duty. Discouraging. "George," said her husband's wife, "I don't believe you have smoked one of those cigars I gave you on your GOOD OVEN FOR GAS STOVES you would no KNOWN THE gently but firmly ( pel a laiy liver lo V. Will Do For You Prove What Swamp-Robend to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham-toN. Y, for a sample bottle. It will You will also receive convince anyone. a booklet of valuable information, telling til about the kidneys and bladder. When Writing, be sure and mention this paper. for sale at all drug stores. Price fifty-cen- tlt lit CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS Genuine birthday." "That's right, b Nine tines In tea wkes the Href Stomach and bowel are ngbt Did you want them with worms?" For men whose time is valuable doubt keep being optimistic if you were to lose your wife?" "Why not? I care a great deal lor or wife; but if she were taken from me I should continue to be hopeful. It b) always possible for a man who has lost his wife to find anoth confound the luck! Darn it all Dash! Dash! Dash! That's always the way. When a fellow has to depend ou his hat match a gust of wind is sure to come along and blow it out" Make the Liver Do its Duty Thorough, "You are an optimist?" WI am," replied Mr. Dustln Stax. "I not only hope for the best, but I make tract leal arrangements to got It" wcll-dretsc- d bad.".. And right on H THE Two years sso I ws very sick and after being treated by several of the beat physicians in Clinton, I did not seem to get of country neonle know that sy better. I was confined to my bed. in Thousands time of autMen iiiialinp or accident Seeing your Swamp-Roo- t advertised, I re- Ilainlini V Irani Oil ia the best aulmti-tut- s solved to give it a trial. After using it for the fumily doctor. Tltnt is lor three weeks, I found I was gaining it is so often found upon the shelf. why nicely, so I continued until I have taken a number of bottles. I am now Teetored to None In Stock. health and have continued my labors. My A woman paused In syitera was full of Urio acid, but Dr. Kil- front of the chestnut vender's stand. mer's Swamp-Roo- t cured me entirely, I "Are they wormy?" she asked, am sixty years old. "No, ma am," he answered blnndly. Yours very truly, MM what happens." "I suppose you be SYSTEM FULL OF URIC ACID GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY SICK iicss-d- on't MANENT CURE FOR IVUINTCII IN THE WIND It Pan A POSITIVE and PER. AM BLANKETS Squeeze Them as Dry as Possible and Hang Very Straight on a Line. A dead liver (h HisHcsl Quality at minr-- ALT DHY (Ineorporatad) Household Lubrisoii The Kind You Have Always Bought Meritorious Act, Tell me one thing you ever did for your fellow men? Mr. Optlm This morning I kicked a banana peel off a sidewalk. Judge. A THE Mr. Cynic ALL-AROU- OIL ND IN THE HANDY, EVER-READ- Y TIN OILER Is specially selected for any need In the home. Saves tools from rusting. Can cannot break. Does not gum or become rancid. One Thing That Will Llvs Forever, FETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold in 1807, 100 years ego, anion increne ycnrly. All druggist or lloward Broi.,UulTulo,N.Y. MANUPACTUHIO Mm Erirriain' S)Y Standard Oil Company (Incorporatod) 'OS) SALS V Continental Oil Company (InmrpnraUd) t It's no use praying to be delivered from temptation unless you want to be dlvcrced from sin. Mr. Wlnatow Hnothlnr Prtrehllilren teething, softens "' min, the annus nature. In. ibvabulue. Samtitmnw'lrr-l"1'"i"r""- It's easy making money and bard mastering it Mm AXLE UREASE Kerps the spindle bright and fre from grit. Try a box. Dealers everywhere. Manufactured by Standard Oil Company (Inc.) For sale by Continental Oil Co. (Iaoorporat4) PUTNAM FADELESS DYE' ) Color mora seeds brloMof and titter colon than an? otner asisaiaitnlsiuioutftpsiasssar. Writs Iw U ova. Bklat-- w 0n 10c paekao eitor ill (Ibari. TS ifra In cold water better than any other to Dis. Bisach and ak Colors. 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