Show COMPLAINTS MANY AND VARIED Complete Harmony Had to Obtain In Organizations All clubs said the secretary keep complaint books and somo of the complaints com-plaints set down In them aro funny In our book yesterday a member complained com-plained that tho hot water was always al-ways cold and moreover there never was any A novelist last week had the nerve to complain th t his last new novel hadnt been added to tho club library Young swells sometimes complain about the club wines and cigarettes and cigars In order to introduce brands that they are touting for on the sly Sometimes anonymous scandal soils the complaint books pages Thus last year appeared this entry about a very popular member MaJ Hawkins is flirting with too many of our wives By the way he still owes that tennerhe knows to whom |