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Show 1 : 7 tt A Line o' Type or Two I 'Lord, what fools these mortals be.' ) I By D. L. T. October. It's a world all hung with berries n Uas.;aneKk Iieach today. The vino -fruits Klea m like cherries, The goUii;n-roil is (jay, And many a late beo ferries 1 lis pirate loot away. Tho scrub-pine boughs are hazy, Tho dunes are gold spun white. The chickadees are crazy With iluttering delight. The sea laps low mid lazy Along the sloping bight. Oc tober alienee lies on The hind and on the main. 1 scorch the blue horizon Where ships mretch in a chain, And dream I caHt my eyes on , The far-oil coast o Spain. ANCHUSA. As a Conversation Opener, Daisy Asli-Tord Asli-Tord is the best thing that has corne along in a long time, or, if one prefer to open with the weather and follow with the servant problem, n t least half an, hour may be given to Daisy. You Flatter Us. Sir: ,nt what induced the typing of tills epistle was a suspicion, which has blossomed into a con vie lion, that il. Is. T. headlines the vox poppers. C. F. VY. "The Times," tips the leased wire from New York, "has a Paris cable about "an antiseptic outbreak' in Austria." Tho Doubly Negligible Groom. (From the rhadwick Clarion.) The Misses Mabel and Pearl S'hreiner, daughters of Mr. and Mrs. J. C. S' hreiner, recently auecumbed to c up!d. We have not learned the names of the gentlemen whose life asoeliites they became. One of the lada-s will make her home at Dubuque, Du-buque, Iowa, and the other with her husband will locate in Texas. Perey Maekaye's pageant-d r a rn a, "OeortiO shinion," covers a great deal of ground, but not more t ban Mr. Aboway's "our Country's Fattier," which !- -r vps admirably as a preparation fur the Maeka ye opus if. indeed, it does not make it superfluous. Upkeep of a Pair of Legs. Sir: Your sllk-stor-king story has a back-view cniuirmation in a story recently recent-ly toid to i he m isua bv a friend, concerning con-cerning Mos. i-minie u ho explains sue is named for her father and h-r aunt;, her ih-w washerwoman, who now demands de-mands U M per day. The son was shining shin-ing t iu oti'h t!.e b.isc nn -nl win.bjw. and as Moe--rn:nie lent over the tub her sik bo.-e shun.- a.- brhtlv as the rays from tn. "My, you v"nr silk hose, Mo:e. emrnie!" eMiaitiifd h. r -tiilh'!' .is. "1 sure do," aid she. ' T her e f-i'.k -to.-kln s Jvi.-t cost me li.:-; days' work, hut belttve in", the-. buvc do fe-l woo! on mi feet and Itiiirs." Y. 11. A. Feminine Intuition. Sir "A man ca r.i to the ii"or today," rTi-.. irk'-d th- m1. i.i at il'P' r. "and h-ad li.- w.is e"! :. ':: mop.'-v for !'e pi--ial'.s. I t .; i Mar ' I cat iz.vv out n.oi,.y at rp-.r t- t-'.t .i! -' rs.' I s "-wed me t oa' :!'':' !-m ! avd ; .ti t.:t It v l.-.-k. I ar.d r, iai S.- o-..f.-! or.lv at h.-td r " rs. 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