Show NOT DAME FORTUNES ahbel but it was the cause of apa and downa just the it was all about a bicycle and it was not an 1895 model either nor was it the steed of bloomery beauty it was a wheel that would have made excellent junk and it was probably the oldest of its kind in existence these facts however made little difference to the tow haired urchin who had come into possession of it and he as the hero of the hour among his companions who after the manner of all sycophants praised his somewhat toilsome and serpentine method of locomotion all but a redheaded red headed freckle faced lad plainly the ishmaelite of the community says the chicago tribune say billy why dont you get a hump on yer he yelled derisively are ye fu th fat mans race huh debbe ye think you could ride mabbe I 1 do ye aint tired already are ye for billys head was billowed pillowed pill owed in the gutter ten seconds later alie two were rolling up and down the alley in mortal combat until as billy seemed to be getting the worst of it his followers mindful of possible rides fell upon his adversary and routed him alien they returned in triumph to the wheel say billy asked one of them h this yere wheel pneumatic but before he had time to reply a hoarse voice from a neighboring woodshed shouted yaw its rheumatic dats what it is and in the brief interval of silence which followed the critic clambered down and fled for his life |