Show A A certain member of parliament as proud and fond as a man should be of his beautiful young wife was juat to speak in a debate when a telegram was put in hia hands he read it left tho house jumped into a cab drove to charing cross and took the train to dover next day lie returned home rushed into his cifes room and finding her there upbraided up braided tho astonished lady in no measured terms she protested her ignorance of done anything to offend him then what did you mean by your telegram he asked mean what I 1 of course what are you talking about read it for yourself said he she read 1 I flee with mr X to dover straight pray for me for a moment words would not come then after a merry fit of laughter the suspected wife quietly remarked oh those dreadful telegraph people no wonder you are out of your mind dear I 1 telegraphed simply 1 I tea with mrs X ia dover street stay for me london tidbits tid bits |