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Show Grief is tho ultimate destination of all joy-riding. Killing an editor to prevent publicity pub-licity is like pouring oil on flames to put out a fire. Perhaps Ulster can make an offensive and defensive alliance with the militant mili-tant suffragettes. Tho ruboor trust reports big business. busi-ness. We hope it will continue to expand. ex-pand. Still, wo cannot expect all the first-class first-class powers to enter into peace pacts with us until we havo a few moro battleships. Washington Post. Qucon Mary is aaid to bo looking around anxiously for a satisfactory son-in-law. President Wilson might lend her a. few. "If Kentucky docn go dry it will spoil many newspaper jokes," says an exchange. It will also 6poil considerable consider-able fun in Kentucky. A New Yorker is seeking a divorce becauso his wife made twenty-threo unsuccessful un-successful attempts at suicide. The poor man was always hoping that he would not need a divorco. "American hamB practically monopolize monop-olize tho British market," says an exchange. ex-change. We did not know that our actors wcro doin" so well on the other sido. Englishmen who saw- the baseball gamo in London considered the umpire a comic character. If they could see him on this side some timo when the cry goes up "kill tho umpire!" ho would not look so funny. "Husbands are just like cats," says an eastern tt$?iau lecturer. "They want a lot of pottiug." And very often, juBt like cats, thoy aro compelled com-pelled to dodge bootjacks and othor evidences of afi'cetion. |