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Show Scout for Bonehead Champions Arrives on Hunt for Recruits 1 MR. J. J. JINX. Scout for Bonehead. Champions League. Mr. J. J. Jinx", scout for the Konnhcad Champions league, arrived In Salt Lake yesterday and proceeded immediately to Coolcy park. Dick Coolcy tried to bar 111 in, but Mr. Jinx had purchased a. ticket and whispered to Coolcy that it was tho umpire he wanted, so he got In. Mr. .Jinx ia seeking promising "recruits for his league He will remain In Salt Lake Indefinitely, and whenever any player shows promise of becoming a champion bonehead, Mr. Jinx will try to hire him. After the game last night he wrote Van tho following letter: Dear Mr. Van: r was much Impressed Im-pressed hy the manner In which you lingered on first yesterday, and also by the way you kept on to second when you might have made the mistake mis-take of playing tHg along the line, giving Orr a chance to get home. Never civc one of your own men an opportunity to score. If you will promise to keep on refraining from thinking while in tho game. I shall be glad to mail you a contract assuring as-suring you a position with our Mone-hcad Mone-hcad Champions Icbkoic. Your truly, J. J. .T1N7C. Mr. Jinx denied himself to intcrvlowers last night, hut a sealed envelope on his desk was addressed to a Union league umpire. There was no stamp on the cn-vclope, cn-vclope, and It may nover be sont. |