Show wit and humor the cream of a joke should never nave be man Bour rr whitehall times r fino ills sense benso and exalted sense aro are to not t half bait so valuable as common sense A london magistrate magi calls a bicycle a most moat abominable anti anil dung dangerous erous nuisance poetry in pink tight tin tita Is dazzling the people in saw now orleans who attend the french opera some women fire ara like shotguns they would attract no attention it it for their bangs the rochester ITar alil says 8 ya the mississippi sis sippi river is ii as aa low it the nook of tho the windsor palace party dress A chinesa pirl girl agod aged fourteen has eloped from now new orleans with a man alleo allee samoa gal 11 leonidas was the first deadhead dead head of whom we have ano record II 11 ile hold the pass at 11 ex ei hat but ho he d pa sais a t got get through because he give gira it up N 11 register the says tint that a norristown youth who was trying to master a bicycle when asked his age 0 9 1 said he ha had seen fifteen summers and d about one hundred and billion falls boy what aro are you crying or ing tor for dally uirl girl can I 1 got to thi toothache boy you go round to my grandmother show what to do she knows how to ake hers here out and put em back whenever when eTor sho she wants 11 silence Bile noo enumerates species of organic forms in tho the air we wa breathe br oatho anat think 0 evory every timo time you draw in a breath a whole zoological garden all slips down your wi windpipe nd Z pe dad and no do free tickets eta to now haven reg neg liter ister 11 does the conversation anti and carriage 0 our now minister mini ater become tho the goge pel 2 asked a learned bishop of a simple minded farmer 11 well was wag the tha reply hia big is ia rather fluid and he be dont keep a carriage I 1 A follow allow up the tha raad sayin there must bo be something wrong with modern fashion when artta 6 wears throe button 1 kids and ando rimps twice a day whilo while ho be hai had to fasten his bia suspenders with a ton penny peany dal ball and is allowed alloa oJ cents to havo bavo his bia hair out ont only once it a year A man in iowa has bag been arrested arrea ted for or assaulting his hi own wife and he was found guilty even though it who was shown that ho he only stuffed her mouth with putty patty when he wanted to go to sloop do men have hava no rights ut at all 2 11 my case is just hero said a citizen I 1 to a lawyer tho the other days day the plaintiff will a swear ivear that I 1 hit him him I 1 will swear that I 1 lid did not now what om can on lapors lawyers mate make out of that it if wo we a go 0 to trial 11 five fifa dollars adieco wits was the prompt reply the tha woman on record is iii the one who ran up to a lady friend on the street and said 11 of 0 course you yon have heard board of the scandal in our oar church awful isn t it oh ob heres berea my car and she took her oat oar and was waa gono gone the other lady had bad not mot heard A philadelphia man has perfected an invention whereby can be boiled in in t tha he house without witheat any of the inmates it the faven indention tion coni isto of a small livor liver liko like pad of I 1 limburger cheese worn under tho the notie philadelphia Ohron Chron lole A darkey who wasat was stopping lopping to wash his tlajy in a crook creek notice the ibo peculiar far actions of a goat just behind so when ho he scrum scrambled blea out of the water and was asked how it happened he an 11 I 1 danno ionly i otly lint but pears M a it if do da shore shora kinder whited h iutok and frowd MO me major cannup awfully adf lly dull dall down here isn t it hiss uaria maria 21 miss misa maria do you yon think so BO why dont donl you yon go then 7 youre a bachelor and have hato only yourself to please mcjordan major pan gnp only myself to please you dont know what a doomed thing that is to do when a girl has that point where she cant really tell which ono one she bho likes liken the best tho the detroit pros froe A saya a mouths months supply of chewing gum exercises a pu influence on tho the heartstrings heart strings the judgment of this tha fw free press will do to bet on ja mo banner an illinois tramp de desiring string to commit suicides tried in in vain rain to keg beg a close boso of lauc laudanum lanum to borrow a knife and to steal a pistol thou then he be hanged himself with a halter in a stable but was oat down and ancl licked kicked oat his final and successful resort ras to lay his head bead on a railroad track in front of a locomotive the new york mail says a yo young ung lady weis waa asked by her iet fiance flance on the ovo eve of the marriage w what hat of all things she would like best belt that he should give giro tier her as a wedding present r pay papas pa 8 debts 11 said she eho I 1 I 1 anti anil I 1 shall 71 ai be th tha A happiest happiest girl in the world and like too the dear car good george augustus that its he la is he did it A young couple just married are passing the honeymoon ina in a pretty lit pl I 1 tie 8 village tell me ay love said bhe that you aro not t tired ed I 1 tear fear sometimes that you yon regret your bachelor life on tho the contrary my angel he be replied I 1 regret it so BO li lettla tile that it if you ton were to die I 1 would m marry rry again right away alter after a recent wholesale flogging of boys at t school a boy who was one of the tic victims tims wits was oncil as aa to tho the oe severity verity of tle the punishment II did dho he whip any of am them so BO asto as to leave them black and blue bias 11 wa wai asked Is no 11 the boy but ho he made acme of 0 them yell alil A young man of boston boiton vent out yachting for or tho the first time last summer ile he spent most of his hia time alter after start ing in the cabin but bat at last he be sum gum up op sufficient co courage urage to lo get on deck find and said in a faint voice Is I 1 think ill go up stairs 11 what replied the skipper who was at tint that time eat eat log jog his bis dinner oaut cant you express yourself y bettor better thin than that 11 well th then in answered the lan landsman deman timidly 1 I t think hink ill go up loit aloft GAVE GANZ THE sion ile was waa trying trying to push himself bi insell through the browd crew the other day at a fire down on galveston when lie ha was halted lf by a policeman 1 I an am a member of the ilia interior press of how do I 1 know you yon are anra a member 0 of the press where are your ore ere denti als credentials well just smell my breath ii if you yon dont believe me BIO 1 and he be breathed in the he inca hoe of the minion of I 1 the law who replied I 1 L r I 1 11 you yon cant come coma that on me yon a r 4 sw are only a oan didato fG alveston I 1 fan S I 1 fee A b 11 il IV vl R j 0 aqil i ia vie aai nora r 1101 I 1 I 1 1 ill 1 ot t A I 1 tl |