Territorial Enquirer | 1881-03-23 | Page 4 | Wit and Humor

wit and humor fifteen degrees below zero aro U a tin nil no 1111 answerable ow 0 bablo argument square umbrellas laa art aro 3 the admitted dushion of stylish Pari parisians Sol ileno is clothed tit at every perform saco mico with it little brief authority theater boasen urn are now cow painted to mutch match the ibe of the star actors A great many severo headaches seem been to have follow followed eNI the gool resolutions of the now year the sunday question stion shall I 1 help hell you to some more of 0 tile thu beans antl courier people who leop leep becs never have tile smallpox their waxy naton prevents pro venla it bulletin civilization in tile the view of the ij ID express will not licit be it coin complete one cosa coos till it can down a blizzard blizzaro it is easier to take care of a pock pack of fleas than ono goo woman f baltimore news does ho he mean his hia own wife binghamton Dingham toa indulges in character purlieu parties tho the lee publican fails ails to indi the kind of character ad young men inoa about to marry should go armed A detroit girl shot and killed her bar husband three days alter after marriage tie the providence press asks will somebody kindly toll tell us what an 11 anonymous position is ia A valentine tj me perhaps about the only person that wo we over ever heard lauril of that spoiled by being lionized was jow named daniel rg oi D prentice the shakespearean lecturer who was egged off the platform in oshkosh re couely still believes 11 th theroa ros something rotten in benmark hen mark 11 A smile mile may bot bo it a bay window of the littman laiman heart but battha the uncommon good who think it wicked to smile manage to pull pall down the blinds now new orleans ric picayune ayune A 11 jenkins Jenki aa in Engi england alia says saya thel tha empress and queen is very toad fond of walnuts an and d that 11 several girls with agile agila fingers aro are employed daily in preparing the tha nuts for the royal dess firt 11 some home wives are merely burdens to their husbands but a wife who can keep tho house warm enough dorher for her husband lius band without a brovo ought to be a groat help to him buffalo express A spanish doctor has haa gone crazy bo be cause he exactly understand why a persons tooth chattered when lit be was old cold H he a should have hare asked tomo some bootblack detroit free press presa two irishmen traveling on the hal dal and ohio railroad track came to a 8 milepost mile post whon ODO of them said tread aisy pat hero lies a man yeats r old nis ilie name wua was miles from ma baltimore ai amoro 11 A ritta pittsburgh burgh editor was atta attacked okell and severely hasten beaten simply for saying a man was engaged to bo be married when lio he it the woman a in the case wore her hair banged the assault was justifiable what do yon think of this oli climate mate anyhow new haven It egister it ill ia no timo time to think sir bir the human mind must devote itself wholly to the great work of getting thawed out cut neat I 1 mira free press is going around that in n a neighboring city a barber charges lightning rod men only five cents a shave in ia consideration of the privilege of boning liia his razors on their cheek book agents are shaved for nothing professor felix adler thinks that the coming man instead of going to church will join an ethical club that depends unless the coming woman also joins sa ethical club where religious philosophy iu fit tho the coming man will ill go to church as far as tho the door at least and w knib BID it for the coming woman to come out norristown herald A rio io TO BE ba WRONG TWO tipsy statesmen are politics soya the first llast I 1 you yon youre in tile tie brongil wron wrong gil I 1 tecona wel ond and where tarts you then youra in the tha wrong too 11 retorts thelroy the arst 1 adjo adje mean to say I 1 got a right to be auf anywhere where I 1 want to it if I 1 w want it at tu to T fal falls a upon him