Territorial Enquirer | 1881-03-16 | Page 4 | Wit and Humor

wit and humor covers tho the ground snow wanted Wan toilA A turkey all see second and joints loss agair baguinat iab the grain tho the reaping machine young war men i wons belong to tho the surplus i pop n latigu old bachelors christmas wreathes begin and end in m broko to bay the more luoto honest it a policeman police Huni is in ilia I 1 bo more ho he ill in on ahe bout only hoof ho of infinito tact and of con sum matis genius can play ilia part of a husband to it popular lic trew iut do you 0 1 tuf buy I 1 Y rags ragi i niad houes hore hero A I 1 e ry 1 1 aa 11 wo we do sir mr pat I 1 thin be jobbers jabbers I 1 put me on tho fical col 0 o wish to remark ila tho the shipper situ said when ho he requested tho the return of goods which wore were addressed to tho wrong party love says baya a writer lightens tho the hourt it has baa beau known to lo have precisely tho the same direck upon tho the pocket book cleveland voice 11 oh ono one of his bia remarked a business buBi neBB man when lio he was told that a competitor bad gain one BUO combed to the pressure pres Buro of hard times JA agents gents aro are not angels says mya dr he means land wi gonta agents of course conrao book agents anil and lightning rod agents agonia are angels bloston courier conner bovere we decide whether ness nebs is is a vico vice or an all arril ablo weakness wo we want to know whether tho the drunkard is id a man of property or 01 a tramp abos to ton n rost poet mile who mra alre to chungo front from mia llmer ilia air chance cli aiKo of 0 married bliss cincinnati ba bazette hut but she lie who changes from ails ass s to ta mrs mr ailts lilts solved tile alry mr y of kisses advertiser tho the norristown Nonis town herald wo we have haio received a called the winters blast which we have bavo hisor inserted in tho the waste brisket basket along with 1 the blasted hearland artand He and other blasted pro duet ions of tint that ilk 11 accidents will happen a at last winging it 11 pheasant after wissing 8 f n agat right and oft loft oil all duy 14 ali ah hal bal knocked him over that timo tonkins 1 keeper yes yea sir bir they will lly fly into it sometimes I 1 london ranch punch necessity is ia tho the mother ol of invention aud a newly married mian has experimented with an electric apparatus by which it a party parry on an upper floor can light a tiro fire in tho the kitchen without coming colico don down n stairs or retting getting out ont of bid bed chronicle mistress I 1 As AB youve never been in service im afraid I 1 cant employ you yon without P A character have abreo school board certificates maam ma am Ui bistress stress oh wall walla I 1 suppose tor for honesty hon asly cleanliness youn young ag poison 0 ason 11 no maam for foi litera toor po nn an free and dr drabin awin punch almanac A little girl in belfast lie he recently dropped it her er doll and broke its arm the doll was a favorite one and the itco occident ident was VM to the child it a calamity of the severest verest fe nature the tears started arted et the little lips were trembling trem liling with grief 1 il f when a bright thought struck gh her and with a beaming face aco sho bho exclaimed cla aimed I 1 I 1 papa I 1 dont know as aa I 1 cars care after all perhaps it will be put in the paper I 1 A boston correspondent of a new naw hampshire paper writes 11 do yon in the granite state lovo love to an sneer coy at I 1 boston bullar th then your heart will glo glow w when I 1 tell you about an irreverent now new yorker condemned liy by business obligations obligation toe to spend pend christmas week hero thinking to amuse himself hicie olt by seeing the city he fie stopped stepped on a beacon street cat car and said to the abo cond I 1 does this car pass pas the now new art mutie mu ju tie se um cm 7 so no was I 1 ile ho reply but it passes the new art mu mn rie u um am 1 11 the namo name of a prisoner in tho the police court was im misspelled fe spelled in la the abe galveston oston news report and he called on the editor immediately I 1 rant you yon to say bay in the paper ho he mud ettia I 1 I 1 that I 1 am the man that got drunk aull and smashed a gas lamp I 1 want it to be b a understood by the voters that I 1 was the ho man that it took six policemen ahrea quarters of nn in hour to take to the lockup lock up I 1 want to be put ut before tho the in my true jig light t or ill bring suit lor for damages la mages th what I 1 got drunk for it was to got get my ay namo name in tho th a paper so 00 people would know I 1 am duly qualified fled 11 ivo ive got ill exclaimed mrs good ington meeting us nn iu in tia the streak the tha other day I 1 I 1 got what ray my dear mrs Good woodington ington wo we asked in astonishment thinking it was the tha measles laett mes or possibly the smallpox that bho was coming oi o i a a docu 0 N u with w ith why tho penasco that t it a it I 1 ve boon b trying to got over ever since bines poor darmel died oh yes ye yos yes maid aadil we finally making out ont what she bhe meant and an d tendering oar tiona accordingly it passed anonymously mou aly sho she said in parting and as wo we turned tamed tho the corner the old baily was frantically shaking her umbrella at a borao car boston transcript audom ADVICE lonial bobnes was charged with throwing ashes in tho the street she pleaded so earnestly car neatly that judge bixby fined her only twenty five conta cents 1110 woman did not have tile tho amonoy mono y I 1 and the ten po a lickman WAS loading her he r out when w judge bixby reca recalled llod her 11 you got n husband asked aided he be I 1 yes yea sir air and five little children I 1 I 1 what does doca your husband tie do I 1 ile work when lie lias his a chanco clin but ho he has ha no work low wiell wall I 1 will remit the fine bat thoro there aro are two things I 1 would advise you to stop these are throwing ashes io in the street and having children the woman promised promis eil to follow tho the magistrates advice N Y I 1 C ban A s gon garfield is jast now cow 1 with a deluge of gifts but bat trot not all of the donors have tho frankness 0 of a german chair maker from nia dm who brought a bit of his bis handi work to mentor tho the other day it was a chair cha r made entirely of hickory withes very curiously and ingeniously wrought tog together a ther lu ju tho the center of the back was wail a of a canal boat maje of the same material as the rest of the tha chair in this way it was am aa elaborate elo borato borate mid ina artistic piece ot of work and the tha maker was ery ry proud of it if when ho he arrived with the tha chair at the station he was not mob by the interviewer wha said you want mill iii of 0 courna co ursa 11 blein oot oct no replied the tha chair nal maler er I 1 vant v ant to see baa She Beral Garl gardeia leMand and advertise adver tiao main n eia bluna a 11 ill 1 l ak