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Show IRj ' , i You bet they arc remembering the I j,; Maine! I ; ! ' Now they will boast that, after all, it I remained for the Democracy to lift the I i Maine. ' What the comptroller of the currency I means is that he wants no mollycoddle I jl banking, r i Ii " I' ij Governor John If. Shafroth of Colo- I : . ratio now knows how really good a miss I'. ' i is as a mile. II I : I f ' I' -iXoii never, can-tell. It is barely pos- I ' ' J sible that also Teddy may come down I , ' J irom his high perch. Mi x ' Of course, as lone "s they keep on j . talking about this early-closing .bust- i' ness they won't shut up. . -J ii ( . Elder Charles Woolfcnden will under- : stand, though,, that he was simph' sac-, . ' rificed .just to fool the Gentiles. ' "Prohibition or"what7" asks tho i morning church'' organ.' Well, either ! prohibition or "What the hell do I if;' ' care?" " fi, n j Eeport has.it that-thd world's wheat ' product for .this year is above tho aver- .' Ml age; so t,mt ll is thP pessiniisis that ''j,Jj are frostbitten. ' At any raje, the political situation is . causing the' G. 0. P. bosses to do some- J- thing that they have neglected for a j .I. j long time to think. $ ! But the brethren of the Mormon hicr- : archy will observe, that people are won- . dering why they don't also uxcommuni- catc many of themselves. ' . And in view of the fact that things K l.ok fio "well for tho Democratic party, ;'' Apostle Hobcr Grant may now get jrji , into the eome-bnek clasp, i '.Count Zeppelin has had another of hs airships go to smash, but hit well 'ijtf .known persistence will prompt him to .1 ..proceed to blow up another one. '' Now they are after the brick trust at 4(J Chicago, but they must proceed under ,,j . Ije knowledge that the trust hns plenty 1'Vji of brick-bats with which to defend it- jif It is said that Doctor Crippen ex- V' U libits no emotion while on trial for his jtr' Hf e. But what could be expected of a t?Mj3 . man' who could make mincemeat of his iKl'jl wife's body? 25 HlHii, Teddy advises regulars to stand by j jj insurgents, and insurgents to stand by H'ill regulars; evidently overlooking or ro- 'J H Cretting the fact that he was chief jpt .among the splitters. :. Upon tho issuance of a rcpnvt that T'Vi t'1C Den,ocrals were considering an auti- jj'la polygamy plank, the Deseret Newc rushed about to And if it was true; but jt vaid no attention to othor important 1 p matters. . )M Presidont Taft is out with a. stale-"lent stale-"lent that he will treat insurgents with I'tL quite as much consideration as that ex- Hnjij tended toward regulars, evidently with jj the purpose of promoting practice of M the doctrine of reciprocity. :'t j Doctor Wr. J. Humphreys has givon to Ii1: The Tribune an interview concerning 'j the International Union for Co-opera- , M. tion in Solar Research; but that asso- HffW ciation could drop all further invostiga- HjlM tion alon.C solar lines if it would only Bif'lc ! havo 'sufficient patience to read xVpos- Bit 9 tl0 Qrsori Pratt's Key to the, Universe. f A-New York hop dealer says that it r b "was bo esy to horrow money from New Kll York bankers for speculative purposes that ho kept, on until he had taken away from them ouc hundred thousand dollars. dol-lars. And it goes without saying that many an ho'nest man, nt the same time, was eompollod to get into New York's famous "bread line." |