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Show Hf Today is Bcal Estate day. J The wave for a sane Fourth -will not Hf affect Reuo. Hw Ts Bryan dead1? 2sToT and he is not II sleeping, eithor. H9 The ice robber should bo leniently dealt, with these days. HH The latest union is that of the rag HH pickers. They arc picking up. "How to feel cool though hot," is a" Hfl question for mind-cure people. Hfij is. country could well afford to do HH more informing aud less sham reform- HH in. HH People sro not so much concerned 1 about Tlioodore-'s attitude as the3' are II about his altitude. - An Eastern woman has writ'ton a HH long article to show that water is good HH . for internal consumption. HH Cincinnati has an anti-kissing club with a membership of 5000. People will naturally be suspicious of that bunch. One of Lee O'Neil's character wit-HH wit-HH nesses, under cross-examination, nd-Hflj nd-Hflj mittod that he had known the man but HH one hour. The Minneapolis News thinks that many prayers will be offered up for the j prize-fighters next Wednesday. The !sr- i editor must belong to a prayer circle. Hj According t'o fhe New Jersey mar- HH ringo law the contracting parties must answer forty questions, which is another I i evidence of gradual transgression of individual in-dividual rights. Illinois has the newest thing out in the form of a "Band of Hope" for tho purpose of eliminating graft. We need such an organization in every Utah town, but wo need the hope first. By fall the recent Congress will he elevated to the list of immortals, and Uncle Joeaud Aldrieh will bo tho real heroes. Time is a great' elevator, somo-timcs, somo-timcs, as well as a fairly good Icveler. Spokane believes that "the old man" should also have special attention, and accordingly had a "Father's day" there last week. People in the Northwest North-west are naturally more masculine, anyway. any-way. The nury which will try Parkinson and Hart at Malad will, of course, be made up of good saints. If they qould get just one of those farmers "along the faked canal on that jury there would be a conviction or a row, Ed Loose, tho Provo booster and widc-awnko widc-awnko man, has resigned from the State chairmanship and national committeeman committee-man for the church party gang. Another An-other man woro out a doublo laer badge of sufferance, A very peculiar ubo of tho raailB has come to light. A Jap in Denver had the body of his' relative cremated and then mailed the ashes to the Fatherland for tho cost' of twenty-two cents. The Oriental oeliovea in economy as well as in tradition. They will still sell "boozo'' at tho cliureh-owued Saltair while they aro preaching prohibition, icmporauce, and u lot of other high-souuding moral reform re-form talk, all over the Stnt'o, Of course Joseph F. needs the money to fatten the tithing crib. As everybody well knew, Teddy couldn't koop silent two long months. There arc more ways than ono of reaching reach-ing tho press of the country without personal interviews with reporters. La FoIJotto has a "privato" soanco and then tells about" it |