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Show I Ready with your Monday boost 7 j Go! ;' Anyway, the buhllieadcrl man escapes the lock picker. "We're doinir pretty well at walking io'thc. rijilit. but we can do still better, i . ; '"In Cod wo IrusI' perhaps;' but j tlicro are the babies to be hustled for. J As a basis for jokes, "C. Q D." will reach the eud'of tho rope ''P. D. Q." Ij Cuba, doubtless, will not accuse Undo j Smii of theft if he shall lift, tho Maine. ! February is a short month, but it is starling out for a long list of building permits. ; It is said of Apostle Grant that he , sings his songs one nt a time now not by the score. Jf butter prices go much higher, we aii shall be compelled to t.Jkurn tlie milk of human kindness. II Xatnrally enough. Mr. Tjift'.; visit 1 ! id Panama is creating quite a stir there's a lot of him. i Carrie Nation is proving that as a vo- ' hide to publicity the egg is away mightier than tho a.w Apostle Smoot will find that tho rule-or rule-or nun man is no desirable citizen, bc-l bc-l cause as a rule he ruins. ,: 1 I" Tt takes some men a long time to i j find out, that t.bry are beaten, among ' them being Senator 'Hopkins. ' ( lr is ttnnifortins to know that be tween turbulent California and restless Japan (hero lies tho Pacific, ocean. . Speaking of disarmament, it. may be i said .that thoy are simply building the , warships bigger and swifter now. Ii But the brethren's prohibition appeal I may presently sound very much like, I "Stop "us! Goldnrn us, stop us!" J ' Whatever will tiie country do if Mr. i Roosevelt doesn't, carry a wirelss out- i fit with him into the heart of Africa? ,' i - , j Tt was Saturday night that the Elks I left for the coast, I)ut if you listen you I . will be able to hear their jolly laughter 1 yCt' Girls, you missed it if yon didn't "get in" last year. One day les3 in j ninetccn-uino on which he may pro- j pose. ; Upon- his return from Panama, there , I is no telling but Mr. Taft may tote j . home tho most unkindest Culebra cut I of all. 3w;k Binus, the wireless hero, having leen tho recipient of considerable nt- teution from the public, the weather , reminds us that wo should now turn our faces to our coal bins, fl i ' Teamsters should underslaud, liovr-I liovr-I cvcrt that the new city ordinance does , "ft contemplate putting them out of Hi; business merely because it insists that Hllj their wagons shall be made thoroughly 'l!" tired. .: v Tho Commercial Club exists solely for ,' ; the purpose of boosting Utah and pro- H , inoting all of her financial, commercial, H u industrial and manufacturing interests j it is obteryed that tho club con- H t-idcrcd it to bo its dut3' to declaro H agaiubt a "prohibition" designed 1o ' favor ono sort of institution as against tho others,, |