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Show - (limners uti tlic Pacific have shown thai they axo IjpsI . I B lone shot. While he is predicting more rain, the weather man will keep away from The flooded districts. Bears OH the stock market are learo ing thai the fjrocn lute 'K inoVerl n very ! destructive insect. ml while ApoBtle SmOOt is starring 19 b lecturi r, will he forget himsolt' and begin with "Brethren and Sisters?" Addicted as he is to calling people names, why should not Mr. Roosevelt bi permitted to name his successor? Npthwithstanding Hie hierarchical obstructionists, Salt Lake will recognize it to her sole business to move on. Switchmen who condemn Mr. Koose-veil Koose-veil will learn from the President that be positively refuses to be sidetracked. 'I here may be farmers al Fillmore, bul the e.v-posl master was obliged to come t' Salt Lake to find the only If i ram. Ool. Vattersbn having said thai the Democratic party must go hack to the Constitution, he will first he required to find the parly. A lecturer who is going about the I country telling people how to listen to music may possihlv be preparing the Nation for Apostle llrant. Much as men may love official dis- ' tinction, there are probably plenty of them who would rather be plain John .Jones than to be Mayor Se.hniitz. Bi i man of del erminal ton, the ' bogus prophel would readily make the j observation that so far as the tithing giafi is concerned, he will never "give up- ' Although Senator Dubois may lecture I for money, the bierarehs will yet rest I 1 comfortable in the thought that none of it will come from their two-million-dollar graft. Mr. Tillman will understand that so! long tu be continues to occupy the lector platform, there are a few peo- ' pie who will view with him some ap- j prehension. That Salvation Army lassie, who siapped an impolite youngster in the face, probably handed the young man some gospt I which will be more effect ive than preaching. I h.it Mr Richard Croker is unable I to -a;, who is to be the next Democratic. ! candidate for the Presidency may be due to the fact that he is unable to I see past Mr. Bryan. !n view of the exposures which have I n made concerning the insurance election, it is evident that with this ' concern the policy of honesty is not considered to be best. Mi Bmoot will remember, too, that newspapers may follow the example of the Nebraska editor, who said of a local ' politician: "We will not call him au nas; we will print his speech " Kecent tests indicate that men are j discovering how to keep submarine boats down; and the next problem is to keep airships uj. in which KJder RobertS can at least furnieh some of j the hot air. The manner in which the canes eon-ducted eon-ducted bj the learned County Attorney are winding up will probably remind , opposing counsel of something winch Hoy have heard concerning taking Candy away from babies. |