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Show A Farmer Witness' Retort. JudgoH. Polk Munroo of Buffalo, says the Louisville Herald, recently told this story of a witness getting oven with a browbeating lawyer. Tho witness was a farmer, who was In court complaining that a certain fellow had stolon some of his ducks. "Do you know that theso aro your duck3',, asked tho lawyer. "Oh, yes. I should know them anywhere," any-where," and then the farmer went Into detail de-tail describing the ducks and tolling Just why he would know them "But theso ducks are no different from any other ducks." said the lawyer. "I have a good many In my yard at homo Just like them." "That's not unlikely." said tho farmer. "These aro not tho only ducks I have had stolen In "tho past fow weeks." |