Show LIGHTS AND SHADOWS II I I Going to Waist I Tls strange yet tis true u hen a boys love Is new I Ami of potion ho bus the first taste I rhut both night and day 110 Is I milling ulwuy I And so much of his time goes to waste i Wlion the first flush Is past He learns renon at hust l Though bos fervent hes not so in haste Bill let what betIde I When he sits by her sIde lie s su arm that will euro go to waist What Girls Object To The following was heard In a street car coining down Brigham street yesterday How Is It said one young lad ly to the oilier that you and Joe arc ao cold lo each olher Oh nothing except lhat T got dreadfully dread-fully tired of him was the reply What disgusted me the most was his luck of lmlppcndinco Why 1 could wind him around my tlngcr Yos replied tlu first speaker I do detect a wishywashy iniin A man who j I has no Independence of character never can keep a girls respect II Yen thats so How Is I It that you and Jack are on the outs asked I the other Why I couldnt do a thins with him or make him do anything ho Just didnt see lit to do1 she answered I dont blame you for breaking off A woman does not want to be treated llko a child the other exclaimed LongDistance Courtship j Their courtship was very romantic aha cried Twas done on the long telephone He wns over In Butlc all tho lime wlillo his lIrl cHad c-Had lived all her life at Shotshonc Said ho While that style Is romantic ull right My feelings It never could plcao Half the pleasure is gone If you cant sit at nlftiU By her side and enjoy a pood squeeze Romance Is a very nice thing In Its way Ami likewise a talk through the I phone But If I had been hc Id have tnkcn a Jay For a kiss from the girl at Shoahono A Narrow Escape Ku you cant tell by apuonranecs said the dry goods clerk I hnAv found that out by bitter oxnorlonco I WHS lust upon the point of fulling In love with a girl who was nun of the most stylish dressers hi the city I hod the day s < olIn ol-In my mind ivhon f should pop the quo thrum when the old mnn wont Into bankruptcy I bank-ruptcy ruptI dont nice why that should make any difference roollcd the shoe clerk If on cared for tho girl You dont Well sho was charming when I i thought the old man had the dough Tint the Job was altogether too great for mo to tackle on 12 1 per week It Never Tails Just follow out this recipe Youll find It will unfailing beTh be-Th roault Is just JIK lire us ifatc A Senatorial candidate Full grown full fealhorcd dye mind Ono of tho Democratic kind I rILE RECIPE Take any man that comes to view For any kind of man will do Some hundred thousands let him timid Jn any place where stuff la mined At all limes keep his pockets full So that the I Drml4 > his log can pull You will not thon have long to wait Till he becomes IL candidate Not Always a Proof How r pity yon said the bride of a year to a pnisswldow I know It would kill mo to lind out that my husband over I len thought of another womnu But then I know ho lees not for I have tine very best proof that 1 am constantly In his thlIhl hl1e tells you so of course dryly re markort lho widow It Isnt that returned the wife I hr I havo a means of finding out his meal thoughts And what Is thai Why Jiiok always had the habit af talking In his sloop and he never speak of any other ivomsin Tho widow lanplKMl 1 but looked at her companion with a pitying look in her I eves f What makes you laugh and look like hut l I demanded time other a lllllo uneasily un-easily MIIOh nothing Only thats Just tho way Billy did Tim night before ho oloppd I with that woman ho iMd half the night talking all tho lime saying hyw dear I was to him I Submitted on Brief A ncwflcdpcd attorney all Hiilllcas and floor Loved a maiden whose pa had a million or more With a mine out at lintlc another ul Elut ate And In true form and pracllco he entered his suit I Now the maiden like Barkis was wll Ihf enough For rlnj I lawyer was handsome rind quite I up to snuff So ho passed thro the first court like one in f dream But ho know after all thai her na was supreme Tlinro wns dread In his heart when lie thought of the task To fnoo 1 ho old maim his couSuiit then to auk Till iho maiden so artless oamo to his relief And sill Vlllle dear Just submit It on brief I |