Show i ow aiirw ww irTf jiP 11 ffffflS 1 iytflI L iiLttr Jkr9 tt Joseph Athletlcus Augustus was not always physical director of the Y M C A In Salt Lake Before he became so athletic Mr Augustus was head doughpuncher In a bun factory He liked his employers and his employers liked him but Mr Augustus did not like the work very well and so one I day when he discovered that his bumps of knowledge had all transferred themselves them-selves to his biceps Mr Augustus left Kansas where he then lived and came to Salt Lake Mr Augustus has several hobbles One of them is procrastination lie never does today what he can get somebody else to do tomorrow He is I very fond of music and occasionally takes a hand at It himself once In awhile an while On these occasions all others n present politely withdraw from the room Mr Augustus Is abnormally developed de-veloped about the head and shoulders and can turn flipflops that arc simply delicious He has been connected with I the Y M C A here for several years past and it Is thought may remain for a day or two longer Mr Augustus Is 3 still single but it is hinted that this u condition will not exist much longer lYe do not speak with absolute authority au-thority but this is what we hear Mr Augustus delights to make tmn men fat and fat men lean I |