Show I ers OF COLOR ITO I I I I-TO Til ELM A You graceful thing when you begin I To draw your bow uerofcs the strings The soulenchanted violin Obeys your touch and sings and sings The music Sweet enrrplunia us Or Is I It Thcltna captures us How nice to bo a violin If our have airings upon It fast Tell us fair one how we can win Its plnce and would your favor last Oh Thclrra you heart vandal you Uso one more beau and handle two A POSER TIm society girl suddenly grow inter estod in the newspaper she was lazily reading laziy I What n beautiful picture of Miss swaetand wIt silo exclaimed I wonder who sat for II I All of which goes to show that charity may begin at home buL net In thin particular par-ticular case b EAGLE BRAIX MASSIVE EYE There IK 1 fL callow youth In town who Is I ver much society As a general thing ho considers variety tho spicc of life but of late lii > has been playing a favorite A week or so ago she went away He went to Ogden with her and by skillful manipulation ho went with her alone They mel Itt tho d pol but to his horror I sho had a lady friend with her who wait also going away Hcavlngs Mng what was to bo don The last time he was to I s eo her for steen months Ho couldnt I talk to this othdr being when he > had so much to say to her Suddenly ho 1 tOW a welldressed follow I leaning l against the building He didnt know him but ho would lake a chance I No time was to ho lost He had but a minute Ho dashed lovers always dash that sounds batter he dashed up to the man and said Have you anything to do for 0 few hours 1 Nope ald tho placid man Well listen smfi the other eagerly You must go to Ogdon with me Ill pay your faro both ways and all you havo to do Is to talk to ant charming charming I Woman yonder but keep her away from her friend and me all tho way to tho Junction The others face lighted It was easy Come quick Ill introduce you Miss Blonk met Mr Um Hum the trip wns made the barrister was alone with his i heaven hut a llttlo bird told a 4 INFALLIBLE The wolf Is at tho door my dear The poets young wire raid Well take your hat pin never fear And kill tho old thing dead GREEN WORMS TURN Once upon a time some girls with funny faces came to a small town Meeting a I ho native at a function ono evening one I Sill remarked thai sho had never jccn onC so many homely mon as there were In I said town Tho native who was supposed to be green looked at tho maiden and slowly said Im glad you did all you could to bring somo beauty Into the pines Tha lady Is still figuring as to whether shod haler cut the green young man or hunt up l trndclnst for a compliment Tho story Is true however and lo thoso who know smllnblo o AGE BEFORELANGUAGE A dear old lady with soft blue eyes while ringlets around her cars and a L quaint purple gcrcvn got on a Third streetcar street-car during tho late torrid WOAO Sho looked rosy but cool and comfortable comfort-able while tho others on the crowded car woro moping their brown fanning themselves them-selves nnd cussing Inwardly As Ms 1 19 got on tho dar she said to tho t c nduclor Hl want to get hoff at Hm street 4hi right said tile con and tIle car went on Nothing happened until L street was reached when suddenly time old lady looked l up and asked IIls this hol You bet It Is said a big perspiring man and soft low cries of here hero mingled with the laughter that rippled Ihrough tire car S WHATS BRED IN THE BONE When n spoony girl gets married all tile fellows thaI srl called on her look funny at ono another When a girl Is golnc to visit another the hostess always tells her friends how beautiful sho Is Thero are somo men who spend so much money on their wives that they let theIr mothers go around all summer In an old red flannel petticoat Some girls are so lazy that If they leave a watch upstairs theyll wait for il to run down ralhcr than TOD go up GOODWIN and get It |