Show I I SPICE I I A hoodlum In tho crowd threw a small turnip and hit the Salvation Army girl I I on her pug nose raising a lump on the bridge thereof 1 I Temporarily cured sho all surveyIng I survey-Ing herself In ihe glass half an hour afterward after-ward by the homeopathic trcalmcnU homeotulhlc I Chicago Tribune I f 0 Out of the Mouth df I3abcsrommI wonder wedder dls ire Is a plum or a beetle Bobby Taste It Punch 0 4 The Topeka Plulndcalcrr colored mans paper says It once heard a preacher say Do to Dart of de hoijso will please sit diTwn fo dc hind purl cannot see ae fo part 1C the fo part persist In standing befo do hind part to dc uttah obscluslon I ob i do hind part by dc fo1 partS I What was time trouble between you and I WIlllo Jones Tommy Aw 1 called Mm a Boxer I You shouldnt havo done that iou j I know he Is nothing of the kind Ileo but he wir Look ut mo face I I Iiidinnapolhi i Press The Nuwtou Republican notes that Presbyterian Pres-byterian ladles of Lime town ire about to give it Chinese evening md that all Iho young people are Invited HI Is I the genuine gen-uine Chinese thins it is t not the young people but tho lire department and tho undertakers that ought to bo invited Kansas Clly Journal i t > Foreman Do yOu want me to put lends Knocker In the article replying lo the Ycllvlllo EditorGuess you ncediitrun the article 1 arti-cle ut all 1 IULVO decided to take my 15 and go over to the Knocker ofllce and doublelead the editor Dont think youll weaken do you 7 Weaken I have Just taken a big slug at the Red Front and there will be two extras of that skunk Quick as I havo closed up You can go nnd tel Iho Coroner Coro-ner to get around bo the Knocker ofllce and make up 3 form Denver News RHYMES OF THE DAY Contributed by an American Father Or Lenzue of Mothers take heart of grace For u day let your mission cease to trouble you Go mounl your bikes and for one brief space Let the L A M be lie L A W Chicago Tribune I < i I Tragical There was a young man of Mo Who wanted to sit on 0 Jo But the Judge called him down Wllh a terrible frown And the youngster stalked out In a tog to-g Exchange NeverFalling Rainmaker They watched the sky I For a slcn of rain But all their watchinG Was In vain The crops were scorched And tho grass was brown And the dust six Inches Deep In town And when their hope Was nell worn out A wise man bronchi them A waterspout JTo coaxed tho rain All damp and cool With a ulcilc for the Sundayschool Baltimore American STOLEN I met with 0 most distressing loss In the park the other day For a maid passed by t demure and shy And stole my heart away t The thief has dancing eyes of blue And a form of slenderest grace I With shining hair like a nimbus rare About her dainty face I Ill swear out a warrant without delay Dan Cupid shall servo the writ A thief must be keen nnd quick I ween To elude that Sheriffs wll So halo her away to Hymens court And lei the trial begin The first decree of larceny I a vCr deadly sin But soft lesl this be too severe Ill change my stern design And sol Her free If shell give mo Her heart In place of mineYale Yale Record I |