Show SPICE Pa who was the prehistoric man Ho wap a Joyous being who didnt have to buy throe or four pairs of childrens shoes every Saturday night Chicago Record a So Young Wife When I asked harry If ho couldnt take me to lie Paris exposition this year ho talked dreadfully Ito almost al-most swore Elderly Aunt What did ho say Young Wife lie sold hed yeo mo In St Louie ll rat Chicago Tribune 1i 1 i Well theres one good thing about lie i cold weather weve hud this summer Itll < give us a better showing Jn tho census returns than wo would have had other wlsoWhat What 1ms the cold weather to do with tho census returnS I think It Is entirely i sate to say that pneumonia and other i troubles Incident to cold weather hav carried off fully as many people as wo would have lost by sunstrokes It the sum mor had begun at the usual lime J Oh that may be true but It hasnt boon warm enough so far for the boat rockers to begin oporuthig Chlengo TimouHcrulcl 1 p 1 Henry fresh from Pocatonlcn cnmo to hut cIty and accented a position ns offlco boy for it firm In lImo Board of Trade bnUdhip lnnry succeeded in performing his of lice duilcsto lie aaUsfacUon of every body iil ho could not loan to use cliii I telephone An unaccountable nenounp m took poweasion of him whenever ho found himself alone with tho Instrument and called upon to convert with It This nervousness was under tood by the ether boys who generally r Hfrved him of the terror of rcaipondlng wlKn a call canio Rut ono d ly he was nlonc In the oMlco Thcro came a ring at the tHrprotv Henry called out ihe mHiiagor from nn Inner mom answer that telcphouo cull cant Hrl gapped Henry My Lcu l Is dlrlyrrhliago Tribune |