Show Confused A certain liveryman In Detroit who Is slow to take up modern Improvements Improve-ments has been timid about using the telephone which only recently became a part of his establishment He Is so awkward In communicating with people peo-ple telephonically that he never an swcrs the ring or calls up unless absolute ab-solute necessity requires It This necessity came the other day when there was no ore in the ofilce but himself him-self Going to the telephone he rang up a grain and hay dealer and bawled Bring down some hay Who is it Inquired the dealer Whats that Avas the nervous response re-sponse of the liveryman I said who Is the hay for How can I send hay unless I know who it Is for Why was the curt answer Its for the horses of course You didnt suppose I eat It myself did you The hay did not come that day Detroit De-troit Free Press 1 |