Show The Meanest Man The meanest man I ever saw said I tho shore passenger to a TitBits man was a fellow who got football and L I painted It to look like a watermelon Then during the summer months he kept It conspicuously displayed In his m back yard and amused himself setting a savage buldog on hungry people who happened to take a fancy to the bogus melon He certainly had his mean points said the tall passenger but i know a fellow who could give him a discount and then beat him at his own game I was in i restaurant once where this I follow was getting his dinner After he had finished he called the waiter who had served him and asked How much do you got for a tip as a rule The waiters eyes sparkled ho rubbed 7 hJ hfcJids together and replied Well Blr nvi generaly get at least sixpence but sometimes nice genteel prosperous lpokln gents like yougiyes u i JThen What did this OW do but put on his hat and say Thanks I merely wanted to know how much I was going to save by not giving you anything |