Show I DRUG PHONES IN LOVE AFFAIRS I Plot of Unfeeling Druggists to Prevent the Fostering of romances I Through Their Talking Machines The druggists ot Salt Lake have been laying their heads together lately In the effort to abate the telephone nuisance nui-sance By telephone nuisance Is meant the habit many persons have of running run-ning Into drug stores and telephoning The druggists who are among tho best fellows In the world do not object to their customers using the phones occasionally I I oc-casionally to inquire 1C the baby has awakened yet or to say that they will I not be home to dinner on account of having met up with an old friend but Indiscriminate use of the talking machines by i those who are affectionate one to the other Is what wears upon the delicatelybalanced organisms of the Salt Lake druggists For Instance It I Is an alrilost daily occurrence In certain 1 drug stores for attractive blonde girls vMth shirt waists and chewing gum to come In and annex the phone for lialC an hour or so to lavish endearments on some clerk who cant get out of the store to talk to them Or it may be that some youth will call up one whose entity Is dear to him and sing her a long fairy talc These arc time two classes the druggists arc after Most of the druggists are married and they cant appreciate budding romances like they once could They protest against their phones being used nearly all the time to make dates while perhaps some customer Is waiting to get the line to order 30 cents worth of prusslc rcld or a pint of corn cure So the druggists I are going to combine against the evil and the matter will probably come up at the next meeting of the Druggists association |