Show V SHE WAITS IN VAIN Housewife Looking for Sprouts that will Never Come In a contain fashionable portion of Salt Lake dwell a man and his wife Both are very fond of liowers and as asV soon us the recent weather warm commenced V com-menced the lady of the house made up her mind that she would have a llowcr garden So thin goodnatured husband was set to work For several days at odd limes he labored diligently in tho little garden until ilnallycverything was in readiness and the good rife carried out some packages containing sweet pea seeds the intention being to plant the other needs a llllle later on The packages were opened the liny round seeds deposiled beneath a few Inches of mother earth and the two husband and wife stood survey ing the prospect After a little while tho wife turned and went into the house the husband lingering around the spot which had been the scene of his recent labors Suddenly his attention was attracted by something lying on thy ground Ho stooped and picked It up and found V that It was one of the paper packets which had contained the seeds recent ly l planted Then lit picked up a second sec-ond and a third packet and found lo V hla amazement that they all contained thu stamps of a wellknown manufacturer manufac-turer of pllly Ho was chagrined for a moment but taking In the humor of the situation chuckled to himself and went into the house Ho said nothing of his discovery to the partner nf his Joys and sorrows and as a result thereof there-of a wellknown dealer in seeds will doubtless receive a visit from the said partner ero long who will proceed lo denounce the brand of sweet peas sold to her for they have certainly had time to show their tiny heads above the ground But try an he will the owner own-er of the garden above referred to can find no trace of a single sweet pea plant growing therein V |