Show LIGHTS AND SHADOWS Those Antlered Elks They dwell afar mid tho mountain peaks Aloof trom the haunts of man Where the cinnamon bear a dwelling seeks And the high cool breezes fan Those oiks those antlered elks Their life Is free as the mountain air And to cat and drink Is all their care Those antlered elks They roam In bands through the mountain moun-tain dell And they crop the herbage green They drink from springs that from cold rocks well A i where the snow for oer Is seen Those elks those antlered elks There they cat and drink and grow their horns That the head of the male so much adorns Those antlered elks Theyre wary and cute and quick ot ear And shy as a cloistered nun The crack of a twig and they quake with fear And away the whole band run Thoso elks those antlered elks When wild so wary and shy and game But when caught theyre easy enough to tame Those antlered elks Wovo a band of elks about half tamed In this city of Salt Lake Who for lively times are Justly famed I And a stir quite often make Those elks those antlered elks But theyre every ono of the genus bl Of the wild biped variety Those antlered elks These elks to the brim are filled with fun Thro heat and thro days of frost When they start things quite up brown are done And they never count the cost Those cIks those antlered elks And like their elk on the mountains brink They llko to cat but especially drink Those antlered elks Now tho band entire wont to famed Salt air Twos their purple day they said TIs a misnomer we dD declare For they painted the whole place red Those elks those antlered elks Like their friends In the mountains Theyre blltho and free Just the acme of gay conviviality Those antlered elks Such a tlmo they had till the sun had set And under tim full moons light Such a locking of horns in play was noer mot Till eleven oclock at night Those elks those antlered elks And from Mulvoy tho old to Smoot the new They danced with the ladles and drank some too Those antlered elks For downright fun of the Jolllcst kind For theres nothing about them tame For golden hours that are silverlined Theyre certainly up to the game Those elks thoso antlered elks And those who were present wo greatly fpar Would like purple day each day of the year With tim antlered elks Took After Him That boy takes after his father they said Whenever the young man they meet Truth was ho took after a girl instead Who lived Just across the street Now the girls sire objected with all of his might And much did the lovers annoy Ho stood six feet two and was ripe for alight a-light So the father look after the boy i Twos JTiglVto Tears Ho wrote a joke and the world laughed loud Twas filled to the full with fun And then went out in the motley crowd Of all the most miserable one The sunlight seemed dark and hope seemed dead And nothing ono pleasure gave Ho groaned within and they wonderingly wondering-ly said It was strange that ho looked so grave But little they knew and little they thought And little they cared I fear That the keenest humor that ever was wrought Full often was close to a tear It Was Scrap Iron What kind of iron was thrown In the row Asked the Judge as ho raised up his head Well I really cant tell what to call It you know Unless It was scrap iron he said Small Boys Fruit Season And now once more the seasons here When happy as a Turk On peach trees be they far or near The boy gets In his work There never was a fence so high Or barbed that hell not scale Nor fruit so bitter hard or dry That he will not assail It Is the season when with care They fix up signs so tall This very same small boy to scare AVho will not scare at all Treason in the Third AVove a Bull In the city hes Joe and not John And for olllco the follow would run Theres been no election since Statehood was on Joe wouldnt the same thing have done But Fernstrom the czar or the Third dont you see Says Joseph Assessor this time cannot be And HO a rebellions broke out in the Third Tho air of rank treason Is full For the mighty czars throne to the center cen-ter Is stirred And loused on the homo of a Bull And tho czar says for olllco our Joseph must wait And Joe swears Czar Fcrnatrom must abdicate |