Show EDITORIAL PITH According to the Chicago TimesHerald I A Scdalla Mo man wrote tho following poem poemGoing to hell for not doing right I Going to hell with judgment light I And then killed himself lie was probably proba-bly afraid pcuplo would want to him to explain tho second line o Its a mystery why boys vlll go on a I thinIced pond and unfortunately their I ay of getting to tho bottom of It IN not satisfactory observes the Philadelphia Times a s AgulnnMo believes In the old adage LadleD mst Mra Agulnaldo has surrendered sur-rendered to the Americans says the SL Paul Globe That lighting parson of Royal Oak Mich Is suffering from nervous prostration prostra-tion ll Is eiild becauyo ho cant DIY his lon rent One would think that a preacher who could win a prizefight ought not to worry much about taking care of a landlord land-lord remarks the Buffalo 0 Express Tho Philadelphia Inquirer says After calling tho Eastern girl slabalded and scrawnoy for thai Is I what his words mean If they mean anything Dr Seavcr of Yalo has added fuel to the I Ire by taking tak-ing I sinn at her foot In a subsequent statement to the one In which ho showed that the average Eastern girl VUH thln ehosted and angular he declares that the fallacy In regard to the big ee of Western West-ern girls Is exploded by the statistics which ho has In hand His figures show I that the jlrlo nt Welleiley I college have feet that arc fur larger on tl average than are the foot 0 girls nl I Oborlln or I the Nebraska unlversMtv While of course this compliment will ho appreciated by I the Western girls It Is an nncallodfor I humiliation for tho pretty ones at Wellesley I |