Show I SPICE i Dont you think every man Is master of his own destiny Oh I dont know ho gets out of a lot of blamo by letting somebody else boss things Chicago RecordS Record-S 9 S Society Is getting fearfully mixed It i la embarrassing to meet ono o landlord at a garden party Yes especially If you are behind with tho rent Detroit Freo Press a S Blgaby wont up to sco thor Thousand Islands on a specialrate excursion ticket How did ho enjoy tho trip Ho camo back threatening to sue tho railroad company What for Ho couldnt count but 9D3 Islands Cleveland Plain DealerS Dealer-S S a Say pa II What Is It 1 It says in tho paper that when tho Boors wont away from Pretoria they left I their wives behind Yes Why did they do that paS pa-S Woll It might have been because It was tho first chance Ihoy over had to hollo ma When did you como In I dont know why they left them Perhaps Per-haps there was no way tho Indies could Kct their trunks taken to tho depot Now dont bother mo any more I want to tho In China Chicago rend about war Herald I ° A little girl on Madison street In Mem I I phi had just finished a ncw house dress and called In one of her friends to admire I I ad-mire it as Is customary oven among girls of a larger growth remarks tho Sclml I tar i tarBy way of explanation to her friend she pointed out Hint tho waistband had three buttonholes al Intervals of about an Inch so that the skirt could bo let I out or taken up at plcflsnre What on earth JH I that for asked her friend Tho first holo Is to be uscd In the morning Iho second after dinner and lImo third after watermelons promptly replied re-plied tho owner of Iho dress |