Show dUGiNON1AT1EF An amiable joung scoffer named W E Lynde was the first to dance on the carpet before Tlmmony in I yesterday afternoons Police court Lynde had been attending the revival meetings at the Commercial street mission not for spiritual refreshment but to shatter prayermeeting ethics At the close of every sentence in Rev Mr Vernons exhortation Lynde would give a pro longed sepulchral groan IR though In the last stages of appendicitis Finally the missionarys patience gave out and the offender was arrested The court gave him fifty days In which to jjroan over the size of the rocknlle in front of him O fl Old Mother Dudley called the tip stave as a curious study of shipwreck In black swung around to full view in I the court anchorage This wretched creature was a character Charles Dickens would have gloated over and tho likes of which may be found any day In Piccadilly Scen Dials or Ster lies In the Fields In London Drink distress dilapidation and despair I seemed to have welUnlgh destroyed her semblance to a mal living being I as the old gal shambled and shuttled toward the desk hugging herself to keep I from falling topieces jlve o terblp lea lcle ycr Honor an Id like J i ro 4 5 Yes replied the court Ill give you a chance to keep I In out of tho air and give It a rest Yes Jedge but Id l kc I Sit down called out Beadle IISm ball and his Up staves In chorus asS as-S the old ramshackle of a ruin fell away from herself and lauded on the mourners mourn-ers bench < S Mme Dudley will take a much needed rest for sixty days In the female fe-male branch of the city pen u O O S S James Connors protested to goshall hemlock that he hadnt taken a nip that day when charged with indulging In a saturated solution of chloride of tin and breaking Into the police station sta-tion Klmball deposqd as to the mentally men-tally decomposed condition of Connors who had demeaned himself l that blessed morning In an incendiary manner James was assessed a round golden guinea b Frank Harper an overgrown boy of 11 1 who recently ran away from his home at Trinidad Colo to learn from personal experience that this world is but a fleeting show next posed on time I perch of anxiety He was changed with tiring sunbeams from a mirror Into Dr Hewitts olllce window as he was at work This was prime fun for the I kid 1 bin an incitement to Irascibility In the doctor who had his tormentor arrested ar-rested The vainglorious youth was read a caustic lecture by the court who assured him In the deepest confidence confi-dence that he was In a fair way to spend a semestre in jail Harper professed pro-fessed several 1 fathoms of penitence and was released That ended the duties of the day m the court retired to chambers to ponder I on he devious ways and devices of erring humanity S |