Show I SPICE I I I When a woman refuses a man she never has much respect for him unless ho goes to thc bad New York Press I I S 40 A boy cant understand why his mother Is so pleasant when a guest break a dish I I and spanks him for even cracking one i Atchison Globe I it 0 1 I Vhat is tobacco heart Harvey Oh It Is 1 i heart disease which omen get who continually agitate themselves I by nagging their husbands for smoking Indianapolis Journal 3 V 41 S You have Borne fine turkeys this morning morn-ing said the schoolmaster to lie poul 1 terer Yea sir all fresh from Norfolk todov What Is I the price Von can take your choice air I have them at all inters I I I Uoll I want to give my boys a treat I But 1 dont want them too tender There I are a dozen here Pick out four of the I II I toughest The noullercr obeyed There sir PHI have lour of the toughest birds In my 5 I shop shopTlyink you said the schoolmaster I Ill lake the other eight Weekly Tele I graph S 1 4 I It appeared hat > tho Prohibition ma < H meeting was about to pass u resolution of I sympathy with the nocrs Suddenly however a IIll sato mounted I i the platform In excitement I have Just I i I recelvrd n telegram he shouted stating that Botha has istublslKd a laager on thl I 1 j Bloemfontehi wa lerwork I I j A piiftrlllsh yell irose 1 from the assemblage assem-blage and invernl I wildeyed i men who Irid I j been pushing t hr WilY through the crowd fled diMiulrlng to the nearest saloon I New York Press |