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Show 2 THE SALT LAKE TIMES, FRIDAY. APRIL 10, 1891, I poWer of love. 'I irIM not marry for lofe," hiiq said, I ftr--t too wise," uii'i sli to'..p(l hr liftarlj The KivlA tnat am silly, ih ft und lame, Who cni ly long to change their name, Ati'l think that tliy, like girls tn a uovH, C'omI'J Ik; conU-n- t with lovo in a ho?.-!- , Tl,vnr rrcaiiin lhat marry for Ami imagine all else will fly from uhov.H Cupiil fit'ttnl, ami lie IuukIiixI wllb k1ms; 'Of all IUh hiJi.it Just suits me." And from Iih arrow Ik writ a tlart That vt'ut stroli,'tit to th niiiifli'iTs heart She MI in lovo with a man jniiiiM mom An-- t that hfo would bu swet'tur than liowy. To live for him, iiko ffirla In a novel, AD'i bocoiUcht tviilj lust iu a li'iv.-l- . - lirooklyn Kale. E DiNwooDiY Furniture 1. CARPETS, Ppltll DRAPERIES, Ilife FURNITURE, "Iliip WALL PAPER, MS&vM REFRIGERATORS, Mp$5 BABY CARRIAGES, J 37 to 43 West First Sonth.Salt Ui City., COHN BROS ClFEIilMRtllISS Dress Goods Dress Goods with three and four jarda of PiweoiiKnto'v 10 ii atch. a' V. i er n t. Mohair. l BU D'i I'atternt t . worth . b pl'ees baiidsora- - Piald (Jbeck aa1 fitrl; e I W eol Stt t at S.vc per yarfl. ID) pieces kt71urh tine Sat:ns. banc ome ty.. at i'ie p yanl. . lim pieces b villes la Dirk aud Ur ua.'i. atylci jwrfeutly beauu.ul, SB cauu for twelvoyard pattern. Our Linen Department one' M dor.en more of those lame Hack Towels, at c each. Wpfces L ice Stiine rurtaln S Tims, at Sc i,r yard, A lot of fancy bordered Ta'iie (,'loths with Dot.W 10 niat'h. assorted al7.. oO 10 JJ per set : former prue, I l.'w t l'i. A lot or unmatched Tai la at extrr.ordlnary bargaiuj, E itra heavy H'hitero het lied Spreads at 11.10. Darraius in Curtains Pemf'fnl Turtalna iu White and C:em Nottlnghlia Lace, at tl, 51.35, fl. 50, fl.TS, fl, 19 f;'..0 and Kt star. M Mima curtiil-i- at IS.76. r.Th and 4.M a pair. iilsb Point Tauihoured Curtains at ?.!U, 0, 119.50 and upwards, CLOAK 'll.l'AimiEN"T Beautiful new styles In Cloth and Beaded Capes, ti.HO, So.30, $, $4.00 and upwardt. Ivlualin Underwear Bargains Phnmtan la nn,l iT,hro'iSrw trlrTm erl St 'i.V. 7.V and fl. 8 ' J.W. Farrell &Co 'CHICAGO SW LIE 1fMwAUKm Draw, n eilent ipialit os. at in-- , at : 7: a'ld Nil IHT O0VV.8 splendid y.ilus. at c. 7.'2 a id 11. SKIH'I o, beauiifully trlimmd. at Wc, " .o and II. KID (iM)V'l'. Itr.Dl'CTIOXH Seven-hool- r Undressed Kid OlovebeJt fun ' a ies. In all s'zss. at fre : f inner price, il.ij. h'our-Uutu- ttltclied Back Kuasia Uloves at (1 ; regular pre e H.aj. IIOSIKKY Tl VIKiAIN'S A s lot of Boys' Kit b-- d Hose. In l'lark and Gray mixtures, at 10c a pair. I) rhy kloed Ho-- . 'Hwoaiiely a t biai k. all tiles, al l,u LaJ,e' 1 ajt black and t aacy Colored II jso, tpllcod feet, three pulrs for COHN BROS. MILWAUKEE & St PAUl If the only line running Solid VestlhuleJ gtcam Ueatd and Flectr'o IdiihtedTraim Dally, between Chlcaro and Omaha, composed of M'tKUitlceat Sleeping Cars and Ite Finest Dining Cars la the World i;vi:k ytiiixc, fi ust-c- l ass i ' Any further information will be cheerfull formaiied by ALEX. MITCHELL, Commercial AsuL iH frouress Hl'g, Salt Lake Cl'y. I, I. I'D WELL, Trarellna; A (eat. B 1 jV & dt. ;mimt(ifciswY in ' 'fit Flimlcrs, Gas J SI333 Fitters Dealers in all Kinds of Lilt and Force Pumps Order taken far Drivt and Duj WU Cttpool built and Connection mad JM ai Utrtrt. w- - ar.'i a flro riitdiMM i' V V '' T t S' 'fail Wsill7i'll' rttiAw ly.??..p;41 WPopuiar Route Vl'ir-ir- T all Dnlnle Tse KELLY 8c CO. Printers, Stationers, Blank Book-Maker- s. Only One Change of Cars Utah to Kansas City or St. Loais. Elegant Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars. t No. 4A V. S.eond eoatn it. Salt Lake Citv. - - Utah. Our facilities for doini s Job Pr'.at-l- n are of the newest and best. Hooka rule I, punted and bound to order. Samples of IUI1-rca- Mining. Uank and Mercantile won iiwa;. s on hand. Complete line of Office Suo-blte-enil- racl- the most a;;iroved Labor-havlu- t; and Econouiicai Inventions. Fricaa Low ! Call on u C. SELLS, J. TUCKER. H. W. SELLS. Sells & Corripany, Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Lamber. first South itroflt, eppoaiu 14th Ward Aisembl Roodul te 0. Box 1078. 614 Pioneer lard of Axmitronf Baflcjkj FREE BECLHBG CUAIS CARS. Be sure your ticket reads Tia the MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY. H. C. TOWNSEND, S. V. DERRAH, G. P. & T. A., at. Louie. O. F. P. A 161 a. Main Street. BaltLake City, t'tali DR, J. E. COHN, Plijsifian .& Surgeon. Humored O.Uce to Constitution Building, Mian St. Office hours 10 to II a m and ato 4 p.m. Spe-cial atteutlou paid tJ Diseases 1 1 Womtn. F, Auerbach & Bro. Tho Leading; Pry Ooods House of Utali. Cold Cash has I'.nablcd us to take Advantage of Depressed Markets both American and ICttropean. Tlie Bargains Wc Offer Would require a volume to describe. AYe can mention a few only SILKS! SILKS! Black Ores Grains, Lyons' make, soft finished, at 75c. fl. l ai, 11.41, t!i and IJ.W. Sold everyn hive at p t cent ab ve tlguiea mentioned. N pieces yrlnted China Kl'k at 4.V; rwuhtr value die. i.leces pr n ed Poat-e- g eh i'.e d 's'kih at 5V: regular value TOc. KS pieces printed PoUs-eo-j elegant novelties at (Vic; regular value 90c We tff .T Novelty Dress QwJs by the yard or pattern at less thin Kasteru Price, M Centra! ihilm liil.i'-tabi- in Li:rrt April I, Wi: Passenger trains will ran daily tetween Sail Lake and I'urlt City as follows: SALT LAKE CITY. Train I leaves 8ih South and Main .. StlOa.ra "" 4.oop.ni 8 arrives " " " .. ,10::io a.ra " 4 "... 8::iup.m rAitit rrrv. fraln 1 arrives at Park City.., TO 10 a m "3 r, M o m " 3 leaves " " 8:.i a. in "4 ' " " 4: JU ii.iu Suburban pasnen(r trains run dillv n Salt Lake City and Mill Creek as fol-lows: I Leare Salt Lake 8:45 and 8:'J0 a.m., and 4:30 and 0:10 p.m. Keiuruiug: I.eiveM 11 Creek T:1S and 9:0) a.m., aud b:0E and G A'.i pa.i. omce and Deoot cor. Elirhth South and Main Street. Jos. H. Young. T. J. MickWI, Cien. Superintendent Ueu. F. & P Agta. OUR CLOAK DEPARTMENT. ts anlarued and filled with the eho'c-- t, production of the bt manufacturers. We hr no room for the iollowinir. CUT PtiiCLS will move them iiulckiy. 100 Lades' Sprlni? Jackets, worth f 3, for l e.ic i. HX) Ladies' Jersey Jackets, wortn 1 ;r, for eah. 100 Ladles' Lace Trimmed Wrap worth )4 fi. for it.os eich. 101 Ladles' Dlawrs. very ;tf,st It trl.u a I, votri r.3.?,., for I.' ra-- Iiti M ses' Lony Coats, ttltt triium" I. wortti t!.M. Several lots cf Lad.es' and Children s Winter Cloaks at half price. OUR SHOE DEPARTMENT Haa eelectad teveral lolg of last sea-on.- s shoes, and will o.Ter the f.illowln ' nstonixn n cuts: F'nest Prtall French Kid. liroad t,j', button 3lio-s- , fonrerlv r tn, now ' 15. Flne-- t l'hllad?tuhla make, Fr,nM K!U, hivh heeled Shoe.s 'formerly :,00, row Si.rft S'vi n r ther lots of Ladies' finest muke, French Kid and Doucola htitt in 8ho-- S at rrUi:ily f ut Prices Mue 'ot i of Mis-es- ' and Children's Shoes, formerly fl.'O, tn w Mie; fl TO. now 75c: tl 75 now Hoc; $i.uo, n w Jl.uu; SJ.s.'i, now $l.a&; .'.75, now li.W; now i.7;, etc. We oror S0OO pairs of Nottingham. Swigs and Silk Curtains. Imported e'ore tho Me. Kinley Mil came Into effict. at ti e. 7Sc. 9 c, I.M. l.7a, tl-A- , (,, up to M a pair. We will gave you 33 per cent on Curt ilns aud Port:res, sure. PAKASOLS! PAUAKOLS! PAltASOLHJ KLEOANT I BEAUTI FUL ! STYLISH ! From 10c to 130 each. (tarpets! To make room-Tnpe- try Brussels at T5". sold evrywhere at :5c. A lot of 15 to 0 yard lencths of criolce Uody Urinsds. worth U.Uj per yard, at il per yard. Our Hosiary and Notion Departments SANTA FE ROUTE. Atchison, TojciaS Santo MR Runs the Finest Trains between Denver, Colorado Serines. PueMo and Atchison, Topeka, Kacsis City, S', Joaeph, Ualesburjr, Cnlcao. These Trains are Solid Vestibule DINING CARS, FREE RECLINING LIBRARY CHAIR OARt Leaving Denrer 5 p. m. dally. MOST POPULAR ROUTE! To reach all Eastern Point, either via Chicago or St. Louis. Ask any ticket agent for tickets ever this line For further Information, time cards, eta., call upon or addiesa J. D, KENWORTH . Oen'l Ag't, Progress Bld'g, Salt Lake OUf CEO. T. NICHOLSON, Gen. Pass, a Tk't Ag't. Tepeka, Kaa, Are offering U0 dozen Boys' heavy Hack Hose, slzos 7 to 9, a".c a pair, regular value 4.1a a pair. IVO dozen Misses' mixed Hose, vain.1 S.v a pair. 9 pairs for 'i"c. 100 dozen u 1 reitular Ladles' Mack Hobo a. 85c a pair, clioap at 350. Ii0 dozen Ladies Hose. 3 pairs for i5c. ' Laid s' c linen Collars at nr. Ladles' fancy pr,,::ed lii'tid'rchle.'s, 4 for 9."c. Lsd e lie fancy Minted Hand .eicctefs. I lor 6c. Our stuck of ho.iisry is tae largest and choicot-- we ever Imported and contains "Hem . Oar Eop' Clothins: and Gents Ymw leftist. Ore Hoys' heavy Suits at almost half price. Hoys' Overcoats at utmost half price. Uovs' fpnng Jersey Salt. 8atineiti Suits. Cheviot and French Cassimere Suite ranging fn oii'-- fiom tl.oi to JH isi. which are reduced prices to cruwd our department all day, Doys' Shirt WaistK from lfc upwar ls. Foyi' JOc. c, 3"-- 5tc. .Or. &e and II. Mens' Cnting Cloth )verhtrts at 3ic. :ic. ;:c, II, 11.35, ll.s5, 19.30, 13 and up. Men s Lauudr ed Ures Shirts at 7."c. K'losirig out a 1 t.l Men's Black Baiine and India uk Oversli.it-- . Can save you 25 per cent on them. Our Domestic Department. Hi yards Cheviot for II 00 15 yards elegant Satlne or (1 r. i0 )anls O nttham for 1 no French :i".c Satlnes at (;per yard). j 8 yards h. vy Sheeting for , t 00 I Scotch 4ic (.ilnifham at (per yard) i) Alotof Tidies, worth Wc, at 4ic each. Ladles' Calico Wnnpers a BV, less thau cost of material. t Meach f II Ftei.' J rsya S.c and K. worth double. Tablet lottis, Napkins, Doylies, lowels an-- Crasues, at to distance "all cotnpst tors." 3O0T irky Red l)ama-- k Remnanis, exactly half pries. A lot of 53 inch only. Lade,'orM sfev H'm Mcaintothe ate ic each. Come oni.-- : A lot- - of Lartu s M to h Waie pro ,fg. Kegulir price 11.50; for this week only II 0C K a ;kH and Vjullts at c!o,iuir-ou- t eilces. One pr-- ' e to ali. We a.--e Never L'ude sold. You know us f r nearly 30 yearg as reliable; you will never kuow us otuorwtse, F, Auerbach & Bra i Color ffiU By. PIKE'S PEAK ROUTE. Standard. Gauge. BETWEEN Denver. Colorado Spririffe, PueMo. 8alLake City. Hn'itlc (Jjast and all Northwest Points. ria'Maultou, Leadville, Aspen aud (I Ion wood Springs. SCLERY T'EToITeD. mmii wsinrissED. Throuph Pullman Sleepers and Pullman Tourist Cars between Denver and San Francisco. Thromth lhe heart of the Hoekr Mountains Th" most rom'ortahl". the safest and the grandest of all Trans Continental Routes. For rates, description, pamphlet, eee, cad upon or address J. O- - KENWORTHY, Gen'l Ag't, Progrest Bld'g, Salt Lake City. H. COLL8RAN, CHAS. S. LEE. r.ereral M maze- - General Pass. Agent, Coio. Sprats, OjIo. Denver, Coi. Denver I IGraMe SCENIC LINE OF THE VVORICX The Favorite Route to ClciNvood, Aspen, Leadviile, Puebln, Colorado Spring, Denver And all Points East and South. two nasT-ciSjaim- s daily. Elegant Pullman nnd Tourist Signers, and 'ee Chair Cars on Each Train, For full information, call on or address A. N, OLIVER, Frelcht A Pa?cnger Agent. rs VV. iiid South. g. T. EMITH, A. S. HUGHE3, Ueueral Uanager. Traffic aiauagea S. K. HOOPER. O. P. and T. A. DREAMING. fn the deep of the night 1 dimmed I trod where ouoe the waning Biinlicht gleamed I'pon garden, brightened by your smile, lreained. Idly dreamed, and lost my caree the while. J hrard the sighiuu of Hie ovenlnc brceje Yl.at stirred the leaves of apple kiden frees; I saw the purple nani-v'- quaint, old face Look out from 'nentii Urn harebell s swinging grace. I sgw siraln Urn fair verbena's bloom And breathed once more the heliotrope's ierfiii,s. 1 watched, as oneo c watched in days of old Fr. sorrow came and life irrew dark ftnd cold. Tlie swift willed bum.niiu- - bird that, loved to lip Trie swept distiilin;; frein ihe lily's hp. J seemed to hear your vole as In the days M h'Mi every tree was vocal with the praiie if h:tppy i.lnln who dwelt around your home. And like the flowers knee-- no desire to roain. That rreiille voire which lirca' hed In tonus of love, Ami seemed the echo of the one. ubove, Wliich speaks a.s once it !p:tkc on Galilei Tho"P"ee he. still" that calmed that troubled sea. O, sons of joyous birds! 1 bear ye still, j Hear, too, the music of the inurmurin? rill. Hear er.-r- voice tri which K'"d nntnre love To call her childreu to the Riient proves, tid tell Iliern tilere tLe sUiry of IliK inver, Vho reared each tree and fashioned every flower. O, thou wbow voice the winds and waves oliey. A fitde tlm vlniuiw of the !il(tlit away, riwak to the frmihled heart thy words of p'acA A:id hid ali sorrow and n;m rifr ctuse; , Ial:e U5: to fed though earthly lovn may fall, O'er all life's woes t he heavenly will prevail. lidward L. K.iliwut Iu LewUum Journal AMERICA'S DIRTH RATE. Mke Thnt of Fiance It line (ireafly During the I.Urtt Derade. All (tie world lias been rliscnwiii"; tlm d'Vlinn in birth rate nml fortliconiing ' ;l"ioiulatiuii of Kramv, Tlm iihenorn-- ; pikpIi lias been r'itnlcil as both nnfnrt-miat- it ami jitiMiliar. Hut, if our lat census is coirect, a Komewliat similar jirtKWi is Ix'Kinnintr with us. Here ura (lie facts us K'ivi'li: lielween IsTO athl with an immi-f,'l'ali"- ii of I3,707,ti00 only, tho incrca'J" of I.opiilatioti is 1 I.,V.is,(HiO, so that, dednut-iiil- f tlw itni.'iih'nition, tin; increase which in due to thei I'Xi'fMt of births over deidhs IJJiears to tO H.Kfll.OOO. Iietween 1SS() and Isiio, with an iitnnip'ution of 5.27."),-(t0- 0, the totid increiiKo of iMioiilation is l'i,25,O0(), mid if we deduct tho imini-frralio- n the increase which is due to Ilia excess of births over deaths ;iH'aM to be 0,fO),0fl0 only. 'J'lm excess of births over deaths, which was nearly O.iiOn.oiif) bi t ween i;o mid ISSO, falls to less than 7,000,000 iu tin' following decade, ulthoiiKh the at Ktartiiiic wus vt cent. K''':ter in the l;i! ter than iu the earlier decade, This caa bo best shown in a table, us follows: Increase Ineriae at I 'op i iorn illation. llirth. i.trn-- ii..?.ttt-- i 1HNMO lsi.'A6.iM) f...i)eo Thus the birth r.itf has fallen off both absobd and relatively. Assuming that thin contilry hud a birth rate of X0 per 1,000 yearly, which is about the average of Kuropean countries, thor would have been 0,imhi,imi0 birihs, and with a death rat of IK per 1,000, ft littlo over 10.000,000 deaths. Wo should ex-pect that, the increase of populatiou through the birlh rate would have beeu nearly 10,000,000 ins-e.-t- d of 7,000,000. TV.re i,in apparently !S,000,000 babies wanting, eilher not born or not counted. The birth rate of the past decade, ac-cording to tho last census, is about tho saiiin as that of France, Ireluud and Greece. It is not an impossible rate, but it is a pathological one. If it is correct we ara iu the same condition csimtially us France, namely, that of a RterUo race, whoso increase must depend mainly on the immigration. It will not do, how-ever, to say flatly that the census Is wrong, for there nro many peculiar things about our population which make lis growth a Hotnewhat peculiar problem. Nearly half tho ndtilt population, for example, is now foreign born, the pro-portion of women to men is unusually low, while tho number of persons bo-- ; tweon the ages of III) and ftO is much be- - low the average S31 per 1,000 asugainst Medical Journal. Oullitntry of the HioiiK. AcfdTe.spondent who has just returned from J 'inn Jtidne agency tells a Flory of tie) vi.'diinjj Sioux Jndiami who are now in Wnsliiligton. "Itciidius of the reception, the Indians received iu church .Sunday, and the (act that tiiey iitte.'..1.!"! tho theatre Monday evenintf, recalls a funny incident that happened when they were in I'liicao en route to Wanhinijton. The manager v, !n has charge of the) visiting Indians thought ho would iiinnse them by taking them to tho theatre in tie.! evening. Ho never for a moment thought that tragedy would rouso the warlike nature of which the Sioux is no abundantly on- - uowed. Well, heg(,t them into wtvoral Ltixcs all right, and everything went Well until the third act. "Tho play wan a h"avy tragedy, and fn this net the heroine was to be killed. T'Iib minuti) tho villain attempted to strike tho woman with a kuifo three of the Sioux lo.se from their mats and act-ually prepared to leap over tin) boxes onto tho stago for tho purpose of rescu-ing tho heroine. The theatre was fiooa In an uproar, and it was only by remov-ing tho three refractory Indians from tlia theatre that the actors could proceed. That also cxpIainH why they were taken to see a light opera iu Washington." Philadelphia Press. Tr.icMn" Whist at 910 an llonr. Our women cltimorers who onco btv rated the other sex becatiRO it did not open doors of professional and industrial lifts to Ihetu have found, by looking, that these doors have never lieen closed, lilso that their oratory had been in eless. They aro struck dumb because, haviic preached equality, they can say nothing und have no urguments to use against the male whist teacher who supplements lits income us a bank teller by lute after-noon and evening classes. An attractive man who earns (now. thousand dollars a year for services rendered from 10 to it o'clock at a bunk ' bestows one afternoon hor.r and two evening hours, with two tables at each cl.tss, in teaching whist at $!0 an hour! lie is engaged fifteen hours a week and bis pupils get their money's worth of nmtisi incut. Women who havo mourned (ho wrongs done to their sex have no words fitted to the hist usurpation. Of cuuro ',hpre are women who teach whist ucroriliiij to Cavendish, and do it. well. Ever Sllogical minds learn from them how ta be tolerable performers with cards, still it is the man who has hjrl and leads t.lie prosperities of iiistrneting in whist, New York Cor. Chicago Herald, Russia's Wnteliful I.'ye. There was a meeting of representative inilroad men nudstoauinhip maiuigi rs in St. Petersburg to discuss the feasibility of introducing "round trip" tickets in the interior of Itiissia. Such tickets would be of great benefit to those who have bui'ineas in the Volga district, and lnako short trips from one city to an-other by the steamers on that river, and also to excursionists along tho railroad lines. Hut thin measure is discounte-nanced by the police authorities. At present there is uu oiiicer stationed by every ticket cilice who may examine the pussportH tho travelers, without wbope permission no ticket can bo sold. 15 ut if round trip tickets should be i mied, tho holder of a return ticket toanv place may soil it to another person, and the police would bo unable to keep its eye ou the traveling public Exchange. A Useful Ithyiue. At Hover Divell Gisirue Itrown, Ksqulro, ('nod Clinrlus Kruiii and Dnviil t'ryar. Tho reader will observe in the abovs lit t lo rhyme there- are twelve words to correspond with tho twelve months of tho year now in order to find any day the month comes in on procwii.1 as fol-lows: What day dons the 1st ur June come in on? Juno is tho sixth month, and yon must say: At Dover Dwells (ieorgo Brown. Esquire; of course, step-ping at Esquire, the sixth word, as En-quire commences with an E jjfo to tho alphabet and cmnt from A to E, which i.-- five numbers then us Jan 1, 1HU1, came in on Thursday (always count from Thursday), thus Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday then is the fifth day from Thursday the month came in on that day. Take any month you choose, use tho little rhyme and alphal f be careful; count from the first day the year comes in ou, and you can instantly toll the day any month comes in on for all tiuro to como. St. Louis Republic, Scarcity of Pumpkins. A young lady from southern Connecti-cut visited tho city this week in quest of a supply of pumpkins to furnish the Vnsis for a pumpkin party. Tho homely but honest fruit is wanted not only for pumpkin pies, but for jack o' lanterns, jardinieres and other articles of house und piazza decorations. Xot a pumpkin can lie obtained in Connecticut at this season of tho year for love or money, but by extending her researches into the couutry the pumpkin seeker was success-ful, and went back rejoicing with a bag-ful. Springfield (Mass.) Homestead. Korping a Dlury. "I'm going to keep a diary." ''What kind do you want.'" asked the dealer. Tho customer selected one and depart- - ed. A man who stood near said: "On the first of the year they nil come In and buy their diaries, resolved to maintain from this timo forth an un-- ; broken chronology of lire's fit f id changes, Tis well. We have all tried it many times before. Who hasn't kept his jour-- i naif Who hasn't made his beginning at the oiiening of the year? Wo all have. ' I suppose, Mr. Dealer, yon have sold no less than several hundred gross of jour- - nals since New Year's day. I like to sco j it, It would be a good thing for every-- i body to keep a journal of tho day's events, month by month. But here in America our social system is permeated by a spirit of unrest to stjch a degree that the graces and refinements of life , are often forgotten, or at least rnrily overlooked. To keep a diary would have tho effect, under proper sur-- I roundings, of developing many interest-ing and valuable qualities. It would make tho wriU-- r thoughtful, observing, methodical, exact, concise, and so forth and so forth. Then, besides, as the years went by, it would bo a great source of pleasure to review the sights and scenes of other days as shadowed fori h iu the pages of a well kept journal, Why do not more of our people embrace the opportunity?" But the riddle went unanswered. Detroit Free Press. Hiunl.rd Instead rf Repplmannliis; Him. Sir Kohert V.'right, appointed to th Beat ou tho bench of the high court ol just ice left vacant by the death of Baroa Hmldlestuu, on one occiv-iun- , whild al Oxford, was smninoned before tho Dean of Daliiol for the purpose of living cen-sured. Tho dean w;is exceedingly caro-fu- l of his dignity, as well as of Ids per-sonal apiearance. Wright looked tha dean well up and down while the, battel was delivering Ms lecture, and finally him, in the middla of one oi his most telling periods, by remarking confidentially, "I know yon will excuse no, sir, but I think you cannot be aware yocr waistcoat is nnbnttoned." Compicu-i-y nonplused, the dean was only able to stammer out: "Oh. thank you. Mr. Wright. So very kind of you, I am ure. Good morning, good morning;" Sau Fraucisco Argonaut. Kio GriSe Western EAILWAT. ItgrandM G ND IWESTERMyl A tt AR E CURRENT TIME-TABL-E: In Effect April fl, 1MU. No. 8. No. 4. EAST HO UND TRAINS Atlantic Atlantic Mail, jhxprvs. L aveOKden H:.'lo a.in.1 S:45 p.m. Arrive San Lake W:K) a.ni.i U:i,'i p.m. ..eave Sitt Lake i:M) a.in.1 Hi:iifi p.m. Arrive Provo 1I:';U a.m. Il::) p.m. ..eave Piovo ii:io am. II :.'li p.m. rrive i '.reen Klvr fc.'io p.m.' ::! a.m. I.eavei ;reen River 5:Mi p.m. P:S' a.m. Ai rive ivrand .liinction. . H:.'0 p.m. H:4' a.m. .'iri-iv- Puehlo :'Ju p.m. !i:vr, a.m. irive Colorado Springs. 3:110 p.m. a.m. Arrive Denver 6:4T p.m.; ?:IK) a.m. No. 1. No. 3. WKST-IlOUN- TRAINS Faciilc I'aclllo Mail. Express. Leave Denver II:IK) a.m. 7:io p.m l.oaveColoi ado Springs.. ll::'i a.m.- 9:56 p. in I'ueiilo I p.m. n :J p.m Leave Grand .Innciion. 1:H p.m. 8:00 p.m Arrive Ureeu Klver : p.m. fi:in p.m 1 eave Utveu Klver 8:S0 a.m. (I 01 p.m Arrive Provo 2:.J a.m. rj:ai a.rn i.eavo 1'rovo ft : tit p.m. I'JvJ) a.m Arrive Salt Lake 4:3ft p.m. 1:4ft a.m Leave Salt Lake 4:t."i p.m. a.m Arrive Oitdn.. (1:0) ti.ro. 3:i)a.m LOCAL TWAINS. SALT I ART. AND Odf'KIf. l eave Salt Lake. 'J iO a m., 0 9, a. m.. 4:43 p. m. K"tnrn!i:v. arrive in Salt Lake, 9:4d a. re.., 0:10 p. m.. I' :.').' p. m. nisi, HAM. Leave Salt Lake, s ,"0 a. m. Returning, ar-rive in Salt Lake. .::' p. m. AMKHICAN FOIIK, I'B'iVO, SPrtlNGVILl.f:, THIS-TI.- MOl NT E SaKT AND MA.VTl, Leave Salt Lake. U:W a. m. Returning, ar-rive in Salt Lake, 4.;i'i p. m. p. C. tiOOiiF.. J. II BKNNF.TT. ilea l Mana, er. Geu l I'ass. At. Wrlisht of lee ou Trees. A gentleman of Brooklino has sent an account of a very interesting experiment in taking tho weight of the ico upon tree branches during tho recent ice storm when the ico on the trees was at its maxi-mum. This gentleman thus describes the result of his experiment: "A branch of the syringa which weighed one pound had five pounds of ice on it, and a branch of pine needles weighing one pound had twelve pounds of ice ou it. I got. these weights by taking the wood with tho ice on it at first, and then taking the weight of wood after the ico had melted. This does not represent correctly the enor-mous strain or actual pressure exerted on the branches of trees by these ice storms, hut will easily account for the sad break-age of trees so common the past few Bays, and the dangers from these ice Itonns on botli trees and wires." Bos-ko- u Trauicruit Why f'owls Welcome Fair Weather The deprivation of light, which affects all animals so much, is particularly de-pressing to birds; and this may be a rea-so-u for their unwillingness to move in tho frost fog. Naturally they aro the first to welcome its departure. As the mist lifts from a Scotch hillsido the cock begins to crow, and in the English fklds the rooks caw, the small birds twittef and the cocks crow iu the barnyards. Thi-w- sounds aro as certain to proclaim the lifting of tho fog us tho "London cries'' to begin when the rain stops. Spectator. Ills; ( hiii'ciies. Wo think we have sotno big churche here in America, but few of them havo i a seating capacity of over 1.5)0 persons, Couipiired with some of the big churches of Europe ours are but as molehills to mountains: Seats. St, Peter's church, Konie .54. ISO ' .Milan ciChedral , 37,011 Ht. Vaul'. Koine 3','.'iilii St Paul's. London avio.i Si. lvtnmio. Bolo;n si. Ind Florence rmliedral V'l.UiM Ant vverp cat liedral.. .SI.lKXI St, Sophia', Coiistimtinople :j,u 0 Si. .lolm", Iiter.m , '.',:i!)0 Notre Panic, Paris l.oivi 'isa cuilieilral i:i,iv Jl. Sioelie.i', N'ienna U,1o) ,'.!. Doniuiie ji. itologaa Kt. i;ol na. 11.4.0 l':iih dral of X'icuna ll.no St. Marii a Veni.'e I,o0i. Siiiiircon' Tahi'i-naci"- , LoikIoh 7,ow lir. llall'j, the trreatchurch at r'ntli avenue, New Yurk, but s.000 St. Louis Kepublio. "Odd Tom." Old Tom Weit had a habit of doing queer and unexpected things, and thus came to be known throughout tho region in which ho lived as "Odd Tom." Some-times his oddity apjieured in some pecu-liarity of dress, as when he wore his coat wrong sido out, Ivcanse, as he said, he had "got tired of tho looks of the right side." One day Tom went to his next neighbor, Zebah Green, to hire his horje for the day. "What d'ye want Tin for?" was Zebah's inquiry. "Oh, jest to gi down to tho village to do some markctm'," was the answer. "P'raps I might go on afterward as fur as Job Stone's, 'n' look at his oxen." "Wnl, i don't want ye to have 'im," replied Zebah, referring to the horse. "but ye may, jest ter 'commodate ye, il ye won't go no f u't hor'n jest to the vil-lage yo know that's 'most ten mile." "Why, of course not," said Tom, "not onless you're willin'." "Val, then, take 'im, but don't y drive lr.m no fa'ther'n the village, or Til never let ye have him agin'." So Tom harnessed the old hors? and started for market. As ho passed 's bouse on his way he heard, faintly wafted from his neighbor, who stood in the barn door, "lie sure ye don't go no fu'ther n jest to the village!" Toward night Tom was seen, laden with handles, coming slowly up the road from tho village on foot. Out vuslied Zebah, open mouthed. "What ye done wirh old Bill?" he cried. "Wal." answered Tom, with the ut-most coolness, "ye seemed so d ftcairt for fear I'd drive him further'n jeht to the village- - that I didn't dare drive him home agin, 'n' so I left him there, tinder the store shed." Youth's Con pacion. In a Cemetery. Oa one of the tombstones yon see a couple of hands clasied, and underneath the following inscription: "Gustavo T , I wait for tiioe! 1800." "EuhJia T , nee B , Ilore I ami The diooousolato widow vas in no great hurry, evidently. 11 Mesoaguru. Wrhnt Is a Servant? Yon think you know what a servant is. Well, don't bo too sure about it. Not long ago a Rhode Island gentleman died, directing in his will that tho sum of $13,000 bo eijually divided among his servants. And when tho division was made tho woman who had washed the windows of his house was left out, on th? ground rltat she did not technically come under the designation of a servant. Of course she has "Drought suit to find out vhy this is thus, and the lawyers uiay be expected to make a pretty light ' over the point vhelher the washing of a window is a menial act de jure or only a menial act A: facto. New York Tribun. Novel Fltthhiir. A few days ago tour young men were skating on Hurriman pond, in Sebec. Tho ice being transparent they caught sight of pickerel under the surface swim-ming about. Procuring an ax they be-gan operations by striking tho ico above the fish, thus stunning them and taking thorn out. This process was continued until thirty-si- x handsome pickerel were secured and taken uway as trophies. Portland Advertiser. Oregon Poems for tho World's Fair. A book of poems by Oregon authors is to Vie brought out in time for tho World's fair in Chicago. The plan is a feasible one, and many of tho poems already pub-lished by Oregon authors are literary gems that are destined to live and shine through coming ages. Applegate's "Ode to the Pioneers" and .Simpson's "Beauti-ful Willamette" are foremost among the cumber. San Francisco Call. Home from Two Standpoints. The dream of taost men's lives is to have a wife and a home, bnt how many of them make personal sacrifices for the happiness of those wives, and how many of them help to make of those homes anything higher or better than places in which to eat and sleep? I heard a man fay tho other day to the woman who loved him when she remonstrated with him for being away from home: "That is as it should be, my dear. Man's place is out in tho world; it is where he be--' longs. And when I come home, be it day or night, I want to tind my little wife here here where she belongs." Whereupon the littlo wife, not being one of the too credulous ones, laughed irreverently. "Home is the place for a . wife," she said, nodding her pretty head sagely, "and it is the place in winch a husband should spend his leisure time." West S'uui'e. ( Strangely Injured. William Kimmell. a blacksmith of Hubbard, was using a pair of pinchers to pull the shoe off a pony this afternoon when the animal kicked, driving one of the handles of tho pinchers into his bend over the right eye and coming out over the right ear. lie was taken homo in an unconscious condition, and though still living there is little hope of his recovery, C'vr. Clew-ha- Leader. ! A street car propelled ny eigiity-rou- i chemical electric batteries, claimed tc be sufficient for running it twenty-fiv- e miles without renewal of the chemicals, has been put in experimental service on the North Chicago railway, and high hopes aro entertained of the results by the pro-.:- , iters. A speed of from twin to fii'U'tiii miles i.n hour U hoved for. i |